How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli said softly, "Um, my pants moved, do you have any clues..."

"Hahaha, maybe, maybe it has its own ideas..."

Hei Yang chuckled awkwardly twice, then suddenly fell silent.

"Ok."

Hei Yang sighed, revealing his crescent-shaped eyes.

"I moved it, cough cough..."

"Ah~ You pervert!!!"

"What are you yelling about? Shut up!"

"Hehehe, you big bad guy..."

"Same here, we all know what we're thinking!"

"Oh, I was just trying to please you!"

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li turned their heads to look at each other, their faces showing mischievous smiles, and started playfully bickering, covering themselves with the blankets.

"Ha, futile resistance, what are you struggling for!"

"I should be the one saying that. You mere Black Sun, I won't back down to you this time, and I certainly won't be so cowardly as to call you 'daddy' anymore, cough cough..."

"Ha, you said the same thing last time!"

"Times have changed. I am no longer Ah Li from Yangxia. Today, it is my turn to be a superior person!"

"Hehe, it's all about skill, huh? Very well, I understand, let's go!"

"Damn it, what do you know!"

"You'll know soon!"

"Damn it, uh..."

"Huffing and puffing, gurgling and gurgling..."

"Hooah!"

Hei Yang suddenly jumped out of bed, revealing a head of messy hair. He reached out and pressed down on a wriggling creature in the bed, saying, "Little brat, you still dare to struggle? Now let's see where you run?"

"Waaaaah, I was wrong, I was wrong, Daddy, please forgive me..."

"Do you know what to do now?!"

"Yes, yes, I understand..."

"Hmm, it's still... huh?!"

Just as Hei Yang was about to release Hong Li, a petite figure suddenly pounced on him like a facehugger!

"Hey, what is that...?"

Black King lost his balance and was pinned down by Red Li.

"Hahaha, who is this? Oh, isn't this Hei Yang!"

"rat!"

Hei Yang snapped out of his daze and couldn't help but grit his teeth and condemn, "You'll be despised for doing this!"

"Ha! As the saying goes, all's fair in war!"

Hong Li chuckled and said, "Whether I'll be scorned or not is another matter. All I know is that if I don't fight back, I'll die!"

"Oh dear, how could that be? He wasn't dead before!"

"Hehe, don't bark, silly dog, Sister Hongli will show you how to play!"

"Wow, impressive!"

"You're mocking me, aren't you? Watch this... Ouch!"

“Hiss———Hoo———”

As night fell, the communication stone by the bedside flashed twice, but no one answered, and the call ended automatically.

"Hmm, it seems that Mom and Dad don't intend to have dinner."

Xiao Huo retrieved the communication spirit stone and gave his great-aunt Hong Ling a helpless look.

"You don't need to bring that portion. There's no need to do anything extra."

"Ah this..."

Hongling looked at Xiaohuo with some uncertainty and couldn't help but ask, "Xiaohuo, are you sure?"

What if they were just not in the house, or went to the study to get a book, and when they turned around and saw the missed message, wouldn't it be a bit inappropriate for us to just finish our dinner and not leave any for them?"

"Oh, it's okay, Mom and Dad always like that."

Xiao Huo shook his head calmly and said, "Xiao Huo is experienced, so don't worry, Great-Aunt."

Mom and Dad are either still sleeping, or... they're sleeping!

Hongling: "?"

A question mark slowly popped up above Hongling's head.

"really?"

Hongling's lips twitched as she said, "Your great-aunt doesn't know them as well as you do, so don't try to fool her..."

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

Xiao Huo patted his chest and said confidently, "Absolutely no problem."

"Well, to borrow my parents' words..."

Xiao Huo frowned, mimicking Hei Yang Hong Li's tone, "Hahaha, Mom and Dad have already eaten what they wanted, so there's not much need for other food, hahahaha..."

"Ah this..."

Hongling was completely bewildered; she couldn't understand what she was seeing or hearing, but she was deeply shocked!

"uh-huh."

Faced with her great-aunt's doubts, Xiao Huo nodded after imitating her parents' words, pointed a finger to the sky, and said, "That's what they said back then, absolutely foolproof, no problem!"

"Uh, okay then..."

Hongling nodded somewhat uncertainly and sighed.

"I was thinking of inviting them to come over for a meal. I've been busy settling everyone in for the past few days, and now that we've finally managed to find some time, I'd like everyone to get together and have a meal together..."

"Oh well, there's nothing I can do about it, that's just how my parents' schedule is."

Xiao Huo shrugged and calmly said, "Although I don't know what Mom and Dad are busy with every day, they are definitely very busy..."

"Ha, they're busy. That's the lame joke I've ever heard..."

Hongling rolled her eyes and complained, "Busy sleeping, busy bickering and joking, busy spacing out, huh?"

"Well, I'm busy, hehehe..."

The Dragon and Phoenix Ascension to Immortality Technique completes one cycle.

The Dragon and Phoenix Ascension Technique operates in two cycles.

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[Congratulations to your contract partner (Hei Yang Hong Li) on advancing to the eighth level of the Nascent Soul stage!]

[The Dragon and Phoenix Ascension to Immortality Technique...]

[The Dragon and Phoenix Ascension to Immortality Technique...]

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"Ugh, who am I? Where am I? Am I still alive?"

Hongli opened her eyes with difficulty and saw the familiar ceiling, but she was still in a daze for a long time before she came to her senses and realized what was happening.

"Oh ho, I'm still at home, just woke up from my nap!"

Hongli suddenly realized and breathed a sigh of relief.

"So, it's the next morning now..."

"Wait, when did I fall asleep?"

Hongli frowned and spoke in a low voice. Suddenly, she thought of something and turned to look to the side.

"Huh? Huh? Where is he? Hei Yang? Hei Yang?"

My husband, who should have been beside me, has somehow disappeared.