How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Black Sun: ?]

[Hei Yang: So which one are you performing? Explain yourself clearly!]

[Hongli: Didn't you just use a loophole to cheat and skip levels? Demonstrate it again!]

[Black Sun: Who told you I exploited a bug...?]

[Hei Yang: It's impossible. Don't even think about it. No way.]

[Hong Li: !]

"Uh, that..."

Hongli opened her eyes, looked at the composed Hongling beside her, and whispered, "Um, Auntie, have you eaten?"

"what?"

I mean, are you hungry?

"I'm not hungry, what's wrong?"

"What a bad coincidence..."

Hongli scratched her cheek, somewhat afraid to look at her aunt's face: "Um, you're not hungry, but I am. When I'm hungry, well, I lose all motivation to cultivate!"

Hongling: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Alright alright!"

Hongli sighed: "I admit, I can't do it."

"Ah this..."

Hongling paused for a moment, then showed an understanding expression: "It's alright, it's alright, Xiaoli, you're already very excellent. It's just that, sigh, your aunt was secretly hoping for more..."

"It was really my fault for letting you down."

Hongli lowered her head and said, "To express my apology, let me treat you to a meal!"

"Don't change the subject, Xiao Li!"

Hongling said softly, "I'm begging you, okay? Go and accept the challenge. After you're done, we'll have dinner. It'll be my treat!"

"not enough!"

"what?"

"The conditions are not met!"

Hong Li pouted: "Quickly tempt me with more benefits, maybe I'll waver?"

Hongling: "..."

"I'll just have to use force!"

"Don't!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, and she looked around: "Where's the hostage? Where's the hostage?"

"Chirp?"

Xiao Li Huohe's voice came from not far away. Hong Li stiffly turned her head and found that the other party was peeking out from her aunt's shoulder.

"traitor!"

Hongli's face turned pale: "How could you do this!"

"hey-hey."

Hongling patted Xiaolihuohe's head and smiled, "The hostages have been successfully rescued."

"No, this shouldn't be happening!"

Hongli forced a smile and whispered, "Little Fire, come to Mommy quickly. Don't get too close to strangers. Come here and be a hostage... oh no, I mean, come here and feel Mommy's love!"

Xiao Li Huohe: "..."

Hongling: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"I'll fight you!"

Hongli suddenly leaped up and lunged towards her aunt: "A divine intervention... Ah!"

Hong Li, your health bar is empty!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 67 Quickly say thank you, Brother Heiyang!

"so cold."

Hong Li squinted her eyes expressionlessly: "It's really cold outside."

"Hey, let's not even talk about how you're already a Qi Refining Stage 4 cultivator, who should have long been immune to heat and cold under normal conditions..."

Hongling couldn't help but complain, "We're in the Fire Elemental World, and you're telling me it's cold?!"

"Hmph, it's not as warm as being in bed anyway."

Hongli glanced at Xiaoli Huohe, who was perched on her aunt's shoulder. When she saw Hongli's gaze sweep over her, Xiaoli quickly turned her head away, not daring to look at her.

"Hmph, traitor!"

Hongli muttered softly, tilted her head back, and gently tugged at her aunt's sleeve: "It's a promise, you absolutely can't go back on your word!"

"Good good."

Hongling patted Hongli's head and smiled, "As long as Xiaoli wins, Auntie will take you out to play, okay?"

"besides!"

Hongli frowned and reminded her, "You still have to treat me to a meal!"

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you."

Hongling smiled helplessly: "Is this alright now?"

"Ah."

……

A few hours ago, in the capital.

"This huge Hei family estate was exchanged for only fifteen low-grade spirit stones."

Hei Yang shook the money pouch in his hand and couldn't help but sigh. You see, in the Five Elements Sect, even an outer disciple at the second level of Qi Refining can receive twenty low-grade spirit stones a month, while a third-level Qi Refining disciple receives thirty, and so on...

As a result, he sold almost everything of value belonging to the Hei family to get fifteen low-grade spirit stones.

However, although Hei Yang wanted to continue selling, continuing would be somewhat criminal. After all, even though it was almost summer, it was not good to leave the elderly and children sleeping on the streets!

Fortunately, the only remaining shop in the Hei family's business happened to be a herbal medicine shop, which saved Hei Yang some trouble.

It's a sad story, really. If it weren't for the help of the still-active Red and White families, they wouldn't have been able to keep even this one shop.

"One low-grade spirit stone can rent this alchemy room for an hour, so I don't even have enough money to rent it for a whole day..."

I can only rent it for five hours first, and keep ten yuan as a backup.

Looking at the dilapidated alchemy furnace before him, Hei Yang, from the perspective of a master alchemist, saw flaws everywhere in it. But you get what you pay for, so he could only put up with it; at least it wouldn't easily explode...

"It's a sad fact that I suddenly discovered that Hongli is actually richer than me."

Shaking his head, Hei Yang summoned a stream of water to clean the remaining dregs in the alchemy furnace, ensuring that the quality of the finished pills would not be further compromised by these impurities.

Following the prescription, seemingly casually, but actually very accurately, each of the pre-prepared medicinal herbs was added into the mixture.

"And then...fire..."

As for fire, the alchemy room naturally provides ordinary fire, but it is not as good as the true fire condensed from the five elements of Qi refining, and you can easily control the heat by doing it yourself.

Wisps of smoke rose, and a strange medicinal fragrance filled the alchemy room, making it look like a fairyland, but it pained Hei Yang deeply.

"This trash alchemy furnace is such a waste. I only managed to retain 30% of the medicinal potency after it was 100% effective because of my skill. I guess this kind of thing is just for rich young masters to have some fun!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath, trying to stop the damage. Fortunately, the previous user of this alchemy room hadn't used durian to make salted fish, otherwise, this deep breath would have killed Hei Yang.

However, this strange medicinal fragrance wasn't expired; it was just its original scent. It was a bit overpowering at first, and then…

Then he was still a bit tipsy. The pill hadn't even been made yet, so there was no point in panting here. What Hei Yang was refining wasn't some kind of elixir that could prolong life just by smelling it.

The alchemy process will not be described in detail. After this batch, Hei Yang only obtained five finished pills.

However, these five pills are not those useless pills that can only replenish some nutrients or blood and qi, nor are they even the Qi-nourishing pills that are most widely circulated among novice cultivators. Instead, they are higher-level pills.

According to the evaluation criteria of the Lazy Dog Device, Waste Pills are classified as gray, while Qi Nourishing Pills are classified as white.

Hei Yang, on the other hand, refines green-quality pills, which, in the terms of the cultivation world, are called "mysterious-grade pills," and can also play a significant role for Foundation Establishment cultivators.

Elixir Formula: I wish to cultivate immortality and attain boundless magical power.

Quality: green