How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Effect: Each time the merit wooden fish is struck, the merit value increases by one.

Summary: Some people's merit points are irrecoverable, so just accept it (not really).

"Oh, this is a strange item..."

Hongli looked at the wooden fish in front of her and tentatively tapped it.

"boom"

The sound is crisp and pleasant, calming and soothing.

Hong Li seemed to see a small "+1" floating above her head, indicating that her merit points had increased by one!

only……

Hongli revealed her crescent-shaped eyes: "Uh, why don't I feel anything? Does it really work?"

As Hongli spoke, she unconsciously kept tapping the wooden fish with her other hand, causing the word "plus one" to pop up on her head repeatedly!

However, Hongli remained in place for most of the day, still frowning and looking puzzled, she said, "It seems that there really is no obvious change in my sensations?"

"It's probably because there are too many cases, so people can't tell the difference."

Hei Yang, realizing what was happening, gave him a deadpan look and chuckled, "Back when we were doing winter break jobs with Grandma Meng, just handing her a bowl of soup was worth more than years of beating this broken wooden fish..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli's lips twitched. If she remembered correctly, she remembered Grandma Meng saying that merits were usually very precious and were calculated by the points.

Some practitioners, for the sake of a little bit of merit, have been helping old ladies cross the street for decades without complaint...

Wait a minute, has helping an elderly woman cross the street for decades meant from childhood to old age?

Hongli's thoughts are wandering...

"Ahem, okay, okay."

Hongli chuckled helplessly, gently tapped the wooden fish, and said, "At least the sound is quite crisp. Just listen to the noise and relieve some stress."

"It doesn't matter."

Hei Yang grinned and said, "You can knock on the wooden fish, but I have Hong Li's head to knock on."

"Damn, how come you haven't repaid your good deeds yet?!"

"I won't let you down, are you angry or not?"

Hei Yang reached out and pulled Hong Li into his arms, shifted his body slightly, and opened the box again.

"Wow, the Golden Legend!"

As Hong Li lay on Hei Yang's lap, she watched the golden light emanating from Hei Yang's box, and her mood immediately improved.

"Hehe, you can't always get the highest-quality red items!"

"whispering sound."

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li with displeasure, but the latter grinned and showed no fear.

He sighed and looked at the items.

Item: Clover Seeds *9

Quality: gold

Function: After the seed grows into a clover, it can defend a certain area of ​​territory and blow away malicious flying objects by rotating its blades...

Synopsis: Blow, blow, my pride and indulgence~

"Uh……"

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance and saw the bewilderment in each other's eyes.

"Hiss, could this be..."

Hongli suddenly thought of something, gasped, and looked at the clover.

"Could it be the legendary zombie that can blow away the fog and balloon zombies...?"

"Ah this."

Hei Yang's lips twitched slightly as he recalled the scene from years ago when Hong Li held a Destruction Mushroom and insisted on feeding it to him.

"Ahem, calm down, we don't have any balloon zombies here."

Hei Yang waved his hand, held up a finger, and imagined, "It should be able to defend against human traffickers who want to come and steal children or something."

For example, an elder who wishes to remain anonymous...

"Or maybe if someone throws a missile at Yangli Residence, it'll be blown away?!"

Hongli is good at applying knowledge to new situations.

only……

"Hey, where did you get those missiles from in your space travel realm?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but pop a "well" shape into his head and pat Hong Li's head.

"I think you've become obsessed with my questions!"

Let me guess, free fall or a parabola?

"Ah this..."

Hongli gave an awkward but polite smirk.

"Keep going."

Hongli placed her hand on the ninth box, then lifted Heiyang's arm and placed it on the tenth.

"I'll count to three, two, one, let's do it together."

Hongli explained to Heiyang, "I just don't believe it!"

If you time the opening of the boxes perfectly, the results might be much better!

"Ha, even the most mysterious can't save someone from disaster."

"Stop talking nonsense, let's see who's the real deal."

"Tch, just what I wanted!"

Chapter 448 When feeling lost, I firmly told myself, "I still remember my dream."

"Wow, golden legend!"

Golden light simultaneously shone from the gift boxes of Black Sun and Red Glass.

"Oh ho?"

Hong Li's eyes lit up. This time, both she and Hei Yang had gold-quality items?

Doesn't that mean...

"We've won so much we're numb!!!"

Hongli threw her head back and laughed three times.

"Hahaha, how about it, Hei Yang? You finally got beaten by your wife in terms of luck!"

"Well, even if you say that..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but remind him, "We're both gold-quality, so why should it be considered a win for you? It's at most a draw, isn't it?"

"Nonsense, is there even a need to say it?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow, pointed to herself as if it were the most natural thing in the world, and then pointed to Hei Yang.

"Our situations can't be generalized. My winning a gold card is just incredibly lucky and I performed exceptionally well."

If you open a gold-tier account, it means you've completely underperformed, lost face, and suffered a total disgrace!

"Damn, what kind of red glass theory is this?"

A row of black lines appeared on Hei Yang's head as he silently complained.

"How did you come to call it my theory?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and held up a finger, saying, "Think about it, hasn't it always been like this from ancient times to the present?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang frowned: "Explain in detail?"

There's not much to say in detail.

Hong Li spread her hands and said, "It's like a poor student passing an exam, and the whole family happily celebrating with a big meal."

If a top student suddenly doesn't get a perfect score on a test, the atmosphere at home becomes extremely tense.

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression was strange.

"Is this okay?"