How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang followed Hong Li into the house, closed the door behind him, and lay down on the bed looking exhausted. He said dismissively, "You? What can a cricket like Hong Li do? I'm laughing!"

"Hey, I have such a bad temper."

Hong Li kicked off her shoes, revealing her white socks. She stood next to Hei Yang, her feet lightly pressing against his chest, and sneered repeatedly.

"How about now? With just a light kick, I can give you a good beating. Watch me crush your ribs into thousands of pieces with one stomp!"

"Please give me some anesthesia, thank you."

Hei Yang didn't even bother to open his eyes, and casually said, "If you're willing to put in the effort, then stomp on it! Stomp on it!"

"You son of a bitch, you human, no, you dog..."

Hong Li's smile froze, and she gritted her teeth, saying, "Don't push your luck, Hei Yang! I'm warning you, if you keep this up, I'm going to get angry!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang opened his eyes, revealing crescent-shaped eyes as he looked at Hong Li.

"You're angry, aren't you? Come on, be angry and make me laugh."

"What the hell..."

Hongli moved her foot off Heiyang's chest, afraid that in her excitement, her body would beat her brain and she would be stomped to death by Heiyang.

At that time, Hongli would be doing justice and eliminating evil for the people, but she felt that her husband was more important!

"Dog Black Sun, do you really think I have no way to teach you a lesson like this?"

Standing beside Hei Yang, Hong Li looked down at him and said through gritted teeth, "I think you really want to see what your sister Hong Li is capable of!"

"Yes, yes, yes, come on, come on."

Hei Yang looked completely unconcerned.

"Sister Hongli, come and beat me up!"

"..."

A row of black lines appeared on Hong Li's head.

"You're...so despicable!"

"You've known me for only one day?"

Hei Yang was not ashamed but rather proud.

"Thank you for the compliment, you flatter me."

"Chichu, I gave you a chance and you didn't take it, so don't blame me for being ruthless!"

A fierce glint flashed in Hong Li's eyes. Before Hei Yang could react, she pressed down on him with a murderous look, her hands on his shoulders, her long hair covering half of his face, and said viciously, "How about it!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang swallowed hard and told the truth.

"Report, the hair is blocking the view, I can't see!"

"What about this?!"

Hongli reached up and swept her hair behind her back, stretched, casually tugged at her clothes, and glared at Heiyang with a flushed face.

"Now, will you get what's coming to you?"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang gasped and nodded repeatedly.

"Beautiful, beautiful, truly beautiful! Lady Xiao Li is indeed the most beautiful in the world. It was I, Yang, who was blind and did not recognize your greatness, and offended you. Please forgive me, my lady!"

"Ah!"

Hong Li's face was as red as blood. She glared fiercely at Hei Yang, and spoke slightly, her breath warm against Hei Yang's nose.

"Is there anything wrong with that?!"

Hong Li snorted coldly.

"Wrong, so wrong!"

Hei Yang continued to nod.

"It's all my fault. I hope you, Lady Hongli, will be magnanimous."

Please don't pursue these trivial matters any further; I would be extremely grateful. Thank you!

"Ha, do you think a mere apology will do the trick?"

Hongli's eyes widened, and she suddenly lowered her head.

"If you want to apologize, then do it properly! Hmm..."

"!!!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 441 always says that time can change many things, but in reality, it's up to you to change them.

The morning sunlight streamed through the cracks in the window, casting dappled shadows on the floor.

A faint coolness clung to the outside of the window, forming hazy, white frost flowers.

On the soft, warm bed, Hei Yang slowly woke up, but didn't move at all.

He simply stared quietly at the ceiling, occasionally closing his eyes to rest.

"Ugh..."

A muffled gurgling sound came from his arms. Hei Yang gently lowered his head with a warm expression, looking at Hong Li, who was curled up in his arms.

Hongli was being held in Heiyang's arms, while she wrapped her arms and legs around him, clinging to him like an octopus.

Hongli leaned her cheek against Heiyang's chest, revealing a slightly messy yet excessively cute face, while unconsciously muttering something to herself; the voice she had just heard came from him.

Although Hongli was muttering, Heiyang was completely certain that Hongli was not awake yet and was just talking in her sleep.

Whenever Hongli completely relaxes and goes to sleep, she always says some strange things from time to time, which Heiyang has long been used to.

Sometimes the other person speaks vaguely, and you can't get any clear answers even after listening for a long time.

Of course, sometimes the other person speaks quite clearly, and you can guess the general meaning or even hear the whole sentence.

Given Hei Yang's level of understanding of the girl in his arms, he could even guess what she was saying in her sleep; he was at the level of understanding her with just a glance.

The only slightly tricky thing is that Hong Li is still asleep and hasn't opened her eyes yet, so Hei Yang's plan to guess her thoughts by looking at her eyes has failed miserably.

"Actually, it's not impossible..."

As Hei Yang muttered to himself, he reached out his wicked hand and pressed it against Hong Li's eyelids, carefully lifting them open. He then saw that Hong Li's large eyes, despite their size, had a dull and lifeless appearance.

Hong Li's eyes were forced open innocently, but her consciousness had not yet returned. She subconsciously frowned, closed her eyes, and then turned slightly to bury her face in Hei Yang's chest. She showed no signs of waking up and it was unknown how long she would sleep.

"Tsk tsk, serves you right for getting cocky..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who looked like she was dead, and couldn't help but click his tongue.

The scene from last night flashed through his mind: heavy breathing and the scattering of tiny particles...

"hiss!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but hiss softly. He turned his head slightly to look at the little cutie sleeping peacefully in his arms and subconsciously gasped.

Despite having an innocent and adorable appearance, she is incredibly incompetent in certain areas, easily able to manipulate her opponent.

But thinking back to the other party's "all-or-nothing" attitude and behavior yesterday...

"hiss!"

Hei Yang felt a little apprehensive. His head was instantly filled with a jumble of thoughts early in the morning, and he subconsciously hugged his girlfriend in his arms even tighter.

Well, it's not that the other party suddenly became much stronger.

At first, the other party was quite arrogant, but before long it turned into meowing and crying for daddy, cough cough...

As a result, they soon returned to their usual rhythm and still failed to kill Hei Yang.

However, at the beginning, Hong Li's aura and power really startled Hei Yang.

If the other party could have maintained that level of intensity for a little longer, perhaps things wouldn't have been so embarrassing as before.

If we could persist a little longer on this basis, we might be able to control the situation to some extent.

If we could persist a little longer on this basis, we might be able to go toe-to-toe with Hei Yang.

If we can persist for a little longer on this basis, perhaps we can turn the tide and gain the upper hand?

Well, thinking about it that way, Hei Yang suddenly didn't feel so worried anymore.

This girl is far from his level; she just did seem really aggressive before…

While thinking this, Hei Yang gently patted Hong Li's back.

He sighed, closed his eyes to rest, and couldn't help but murmur a sigh.

"No matter what, there's no better life than this..."