How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang scratched his head and chuckled awkwardly to ease the embarrassment.

"Hahaha, you still remember? That was so long ago..."

"Oh yes, yes, just a few paragraphs ago, that's really early."

Hongli reached out and pinched Heiyang's cheek, her voice low and menacing as she did so.

"You stinking Hei Yang, I'll tear your mouth off, hah!"

"Ah, ah..."

Hei Yang didn't resist, and said pitifully, "Poor Hei Yang, being played with by Hong Li."

"Hmph, you deserve it."

Hong Li gave a smug snort, thought for a moment, and then simply pulled Hei Yang down, making him fall headfirst onto her lap, while she rubbed Hei Yang's head with both hands.

"Now you know how powerful I am! Hahaha!"

"Ahhh..."

With his head resting on her smooth, fair, and supple thighs, Hei Yang squinted and mumbled, "I know, I know, you're really amazing..."

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Hong Li's lips curled up in a smug smile.

"I hope that in the future you can understand your humble position at home, just like this?"

"Huh?! What's with that expression?! It's so weird!"

"Oh, it's nothing..."

Hei Yang chuckled and muttered, "Can't you tell that I'm looking extremely guilty and remorseful?"

"Get out of here! My eyes aren't blind yet!"

Hongli said fiercely, "Get off my lap! You bastard!"

"I am deeply sinful and need to repent properly."

Hei Yang sighed, "Continue to punish me, Lady Hong Li!"

"You're so fucking..."

Hongli glared at Heiyang angrily, sighed, and gently tapped Heiyang's head.

"Whatever, I can't even be bothered to talk to you..."

"hey-hey……"

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"So what do you say?"

Hongli couldn't help but ask, "Your brother, aren't you going to say anything?"

"Huh? Didn't I already express my shock?"

Hei Yang said quietly, "What if they have no connection? What if they're just ordinary friends?"

Even if you're lovers, so what? Do you still want to complain?

What are you complaining about? Are you complaining that he got too close to that young girl?

Don't forget how close we've been all these years...

"Ah this..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, then realized what she meant and gave an awkward smile.

"That's true, hahaha..."

Hong Li waved her hand and chuckled sheepishly, "I was just curious!"

"Hmph, gossip."

Hei Yang closed his eyes and said slowly, "Today is the 31st, tomorrow is the 1st, and the day after tomorrow is your birthday."

With so many people here, they probably won't be able to leave on your birthday. Great, lots of familiar faces are coming to celebrate your birthday.

"Aha?"

Hongli frowned and pouted, saying, "I don't want a lot of people to come to my birthday party!"

Of all the major events that have happened to me in my life, my wedding was enough. As for the others…

"What about anything else?"

Hei Yang asked curiously.

"It would be very uncomfortable if too many people came! Is that even a question?"

Hongli hummed as she counted on her fingers.

"My parents, mother-in-law, father-in-law, husband, daughter, and me plus this little bit is enough for me."

"I'd welcome Xiaoyun, Gaga, Huihui, and Qiaoqiao if they came. As for more people... well, too many people wouldn't feel like a birthday celebration."

After a pause, Hongli added, "At least it doesn't seem like it to me."

I'm used to having you all on my birthday, and only you all.

"Well, that's true."

Hei Yang's lips curled up slightly, and he reached out to hook Hong Li's chin, laughing, "Then why don't you bring them along? Just our family will do, right?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li nodded, pointed into the distance, and said fiercely, "On my birthday, all you cultivators, secret realms, world fragments and stuff should just go do what you're supposed to do and not bother us here!"

No matter how stable the seal is, or how low the risk, how can we sleep soundly just thinking about that dangerous fragment of the world lurking near Five-Colored City?! Honestly!

"Uh……"

Hei Yang prompted, "Didn't we sleep soundly this morning?"

"You just have to argue with me, don't you?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and snorted, "That doesn't count. That was an unnatural fall asleep. I don't even know when I fell asleep."

"Well……"

Hei Yang paused, took out a spirit stone from his body and handed it to Hong Li, humming, "I have a photo of you when you were unconscious, cough cough, asleep. Want to see?"

"Hey kid, you were secretly taking pictures of me, weren't you!"

Hong Li's eyes widened as she took the spirit stone, injected spiritual power to activate it, and her pupils contracted sharply.

"Who, who is this?!"

Hongli couldn't help but exclaim in a trembling voice, "How can you look so much like me!"

"Nonsense, who else could it be but you?"

Hei Yang snorted, "Cute, isn't it?"

"This, this, this..."

Hongli flipped through several pages, her face growing increasingly flushed. When she saw the last page, her face was so red it looked like it was about to bleed, and she tightened her grip slightly.

"Kacha!"

"crash"

The spirit stone turned into powder and dust in Hong Li's hands, and was then burned to ashes by the Nirvana Fire.

"This is so cute! It's so embarrassing!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and punched Heiyang, saying angrily and shamefully, "How dare you do such a thing while I'm sleeping! You deserve to die! You really deserve to die!"

"Oh, what a pity."

Hei Yang sighed as he watched the spirit stone vanish into thin air in Hong Li's hands.

Although he had guessed that this would be the outcome, Hei Yang was still somewhat disappointed.

"How can you say you have no respect for other people's hard work?"

Hei Yang said confidently, "You agreed at the time, and look at several of the pictures where you're even making a peace sign at me!"

"Go to hell with your scissor hands!"

Hong Li gripped Hei Yang's neck with both hands, gritting her teeth.

"Whoa, you wretched fellow, take this deadly scissor hand strike!"

"Wrong, wrong."

Hei Yang immediately begged for mercy: "Sister, spare my life."

"Hum..."

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For an entire day, Hei Yang and Hong Li stood on their rooftop, watching people come and go in the distance, lost in thought.

Around 6 p.m., they went back to the living room and bought a Five Elements Sect set meal. After dinner, they went back to their bedroom to sleep.