How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Black Sun: Uh, what's wrong?]

[Hongli: Isn't the Hei family in the capital just a couple of cats and dogs left? What kind of comfortable life are you living?]

[Black Sun: ???]

[Black Sun: How the hell did you know?!]

[Black Sun: Uh, wait, where did you hear this rumor from?!]

[Hongli: I asked my aunt the other day, and that's what she told me.]

[Hei Yang: Then why the hell didn't you tell me?]

[Hongli: Why should I tell you? I'm waiting to see you make a fool of yourself, hehe.]

[Hei Yang: You f***ing *******]

[Hongli: No way, you're already in such a hurry?]

[Hongli: Oh—let me guess, was it some idiot trying to put on a show and deliberately stage a photo to disgust me, but he didn't expect me to find out beforehand?]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Damn, this is so embarrassing! Damn, I can't even hold my head up high!]

[Black Sun: I didn't say anything, and you didn't see anything!]

[Hongli: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, Heiyang, you're going to make me laugh to death! Hahaha, I can't take it, my stomach hurts, haha, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying! Hahaha!]

[Hongli: How can you be so "cute"? Hahahaha!]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Stop scolding me! Stop scolding me! Waaah, the child is going to be driven crazy by all this scolding!]

[Black Sun: Who knew this place was a den of thieves?!]

[Hongli: Hahahahahahaha!]

[Hongli: You're not really going to take over that mess and lead them through a tough struggle, are you? Hahahaha!]

[Black Sun: Damn, stop laughing, impossible, absolutely impossible!]

[Hei Yang: I've already sold half of the Hei family's assets and pocketed the money. Some items with difficult-to-price items are still under negotiation, but it'll be done soon.]

[Hongli: ???]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 61 Sold, sold

[Hongli: No, what are you doing?]

[Hong Li: Is this making things even worse for an already impoverished family?]

[Hongli: Although I'm not familiar with them, at least have some decency. Are you really going to let them be homeless and wander around? They're relatives after all...]

[Hei Yang: Oh dear, don't worry, I'm so kind-hearted, I'll definitely leave them a few small thatched huts to stay in.]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hong Li: You know what? I paid back the thirty spirit stones I owed a while ago. But compared to you, I'm really kind.]

[Black Sun: Ah, right, right, you're a kind little angel.]

[Hei Yang: Relax, relax, it was just a joke. We certainly won't just leave them a few thatched huts.]

[Hongli: I get it, so they won't even leave us a thatched hut.]

[Hei Yang: Stop with the baseless accusations, let's present the facts and reason things out.]

[Hei Yang: You're telling me, the Hei family only has this many people now, how can they possibly live in such a big courtyard?]

[Hongli: Uh, what if their left arm takes up a whole room, and their right thigh takes up another whole room...]

[Black Sun: Damn, what kind of monster are you? Seriously, don't interrupt.]

[Hongli: Oh, go ahead and say it.]

[Hei Yang: And those calligraphy, paintings, and antiques—I didn't expect you to still keep them. Shouldn't you be trying to sell these things for money now that your family is down on its luck?]

[Hongli: Hmm, you just don't understand.]

[Hongli: What if those antiques contain heirlooms from ancient times, or even magical jade pendants used for blood kinship testing?]

[Hongli: Or perhaps a certain antique ring actually hides a white-bearded old man inside...]

[Black Sun: I can grant you three wishes, right?]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: It tastes mixed up, doesn't it?]

[Hongli: I was talking about the tropes in biographical novels, not the little stories you told when you were a child.]

[Black Sun: You remember it quite clearly. So, a diary does have some use after all...]

[Hongli: You f***ing *******]

[Hongli: I almost forgot, you peeked into my diary, and then you wouldn't let me look at yours!]

[Hong Li: You're bullying me!]

[Black Sun: Hello? What did you say? I can't hear you! Ugh, the signal seems bad, that's strange—]

[Hongli: I suddenly remembered, your birthday is in a few months.]

[Heiyang: Ha! What gift are you planning to give me?!]

[Hong Li: I'll fucking punch you, you bastard, now you hear me, right?!]

[Black Sun: ?]

[Black Sun: Are you trying to bait me?]

[Hongli: Those who are willing will take the bait; those who know, know.]

[Hongli: Oh, right, let me show you my daughter, she was just born yesterday!]

[Black Sun: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[Hei Yang: Whose?! Wait, you've only been at the Five Elements Sect for less than six months, haven't you?!]

[Black Sun: I disagree! No way! I'm going to kill him!!!]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: What the hell are you talking about?! Damn, why are you suddenly so agitated?]

[Hongli: [Images][Images][Images]]

[Hong Li: No, isn't Xiao Li's flamingo cute?]

[Hongli: Although she's bald and barely has any feathers left, Auntie said this little flamingo is incredibly beautiful!]

[Hongli: Hmm, second only to me!]

[Hei Yang: Oh, that... never mind then.]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Were you thinking about something crazy just now?]

[Hei Yang: Hahaha, um, someone's calling me outside, it must be urgent. Talk to you later, talk to you later, hahaha...]

[Hongli: ?]

……

"call--"

Hei Yang took a deep breath, slowly calming his heart, and felt his eyes getting a little wet: "Haha, I was almost scared to tears...uh cough cough...anyway, it was really scary!"

Just now, countless terrifying thoughts flashed through his mind, such as...

Childhood sweethearts are not as good as a gift from heaven...

It was obviously me who came first...

Winter has arrived again...

Perhaps I arrived at the wrong time...

Li, once again, let's create a world with you! (Fog)

"no!"

Black Sun's face turned fierce: "I will never allow such a thing to happen!"

"Three minutes! I need to know everything about Hong Li during this time—her every move, her interactions with others… No, no, that's not right!"

Hei Yang shook his head: "That would be going too far, making me sound like a complete pervert."

But, but... Aaaaaah!

"What's wrong with me?!"