How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Mom and Dad! Wake up! The sun's already high in the sky!"

"..."

No one answered.

"Ah! Mom and Dad, a thief has broken into our house! Come out and catch the thief!"

"..."

No one answered.

"..."

Xiao Huo gave a deadpan look and sighed.

"Mom and Dad!"

Little Fire grunted, "Lunch is ready! I brought you lunch from Grandpa and Grandma!"

"boom!"

The bedroom door was pulled open, and Hei Yang Hongli, who had quickly put on her clothes, rushed out excitedly.

"Where's the food? Where is it? Where is it?"

"Eat rice! Rice is the foundation of life!"

"Uh……"

Xiao Huo gave his parents a strange look, pointed at the table, shrugged, and turned to walk into his room.

"call!"

Hei Yang Hongli untied the cloth bag, took out several large steamed buns and hot food from the basket, picked up chopsticks, and began to eat happily.

"Wow, delicious!"

Hong Li narrowed her eyes into crescent moons and said with a smile, "No matter how high-quality the ingredients are in the sect's food, it still doesn't taste as good as my own mother's cooking."

"One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed."

Hei Yang nodded and casually praised, "Xiao Huo is such a filial daughter. All the pampering she's given this child has been worthwhile."

"That's right, that's right, don't you even know whose daughter she is?"

Hongli smiled and nodded, then paused, looking somewhat puzzled.

"But wasn't the way she looked at us just now a little strange?"

"probably."

Hei Yang casually remarked, "Maybe she's curious about why her mother has a tail..."

Hongli: "???"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli: "×××××××"

Hongli: "hgfghvgugv"

At that moment, the universe exploded in the eyes of Daoist Hongli, chaos collapsed, heaven and earth reversed, and the laws trembled.

"Whoosh!"

Hong Li vanished from her spot in an instant.

Five minutes later, Hongli walked out of the house with a look of grief and indignation.

Hei Yang glanced at her somewhat guiltily, then pretended to continue eating as if nothing had happened.

"Squeak, squeak..."

Hongli's teeth were grinding together, sparks flying. She took a banana from a fruit bowl and slashed it at her wrist.

"Ah! I don't want to live anymore! Let me die! Nobody stop me!"

"..."

Hei Yang turned his head and saw Hong Li scratching her wrist with a banana with a look of grief and indignation. He almost choked on his food from laughing.

"Xiao Li, what are you doing..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but cover his mouth and chuckle.

"I suggest performing a noodle hanging scene."

"Black Sun!!!"

Hong Li suddenly turned her head and instantly appeared in front of Hei Yang, pressing a banana against his throat and saying fiercely, "You, the culprit, still have the nerve to talk? You should die first!"

"Haha, this, this..."

Hei Yang chuckled awkwardly, "Xiao Li, calm down, calm down, um, this..."

How about this one?

Hong Li tightened her grip slightly, pressing the banana against the other person's Adam's apple, and said with a look of disdain, "Speechless now, huh? If you have nothing to say, then just die peacefully!"

"Hey, hey, no, no, I, I..."

"Ha, too late, time's up! Die, Black Sun!"

"what----"

Hei Yang let out a shrill scream, and then fell silent.

"Humph."

Hongli stood up with a relieved expression, clapped her hands after seeing Heiyang's miserable state.

"Look up and see, who does Heaven spare? Hmph, an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!"

Hongli suddenly turned her head and saw the panicked little eyes peeking through the crack in the door. She grinned maliciously.

"You're next, Little Fire!"

"!!!"

Xiao Huo's eyes widened suddenly as he looked at his mother rushing towards him and his father lying dead on the sofa. He then turned and jumped out of the window to escape to the backyard.

"Wow, Mom, have mercy! Little Fire didn't know anything, didn't see anything, and won't tell anyone that you killed Dad!"

"It's no use! Better to kill the innocent than let the guilty go free!"

Hongli followed closely behind: "You can't stay either! Stop right there and don't run away!"

"what----"

"ha----"

"..."

In the living room, Hei Yang, sitting on the sofa, secretly lifted his eyelids and, seeing that the room was empty, revealed a dead fish-like expression.

He reached out and took the banana that Mou Li had forcibly fed into his mouth, and then peeled it.

"Little Fire is still too honest, ah..."

Hei Yang took a bite of a banana and glanced out the window. Two figures were chasing each other in the backyard.

"Dad, I've already demonstrated it for her, ahhhhh..."

Hei Yang quickly finished the banana and muttered, "Playing dead might not work on a bear, but it might work a little on Hong Li..."

"An eye for an eye, or something like that..."

Hei Yang glanced at the banana peel he was carrying and scoffed disdainfully.

"That's it?"

He casually threw the banana peel into the trash can.

"Not even close..."

..............................

"Hey, right, oh, you don't need to, right? You said it yourself, okay, it's alright!"

Hong Li hung up the communication stone in her hand, turned to Hei Yang and said, "Elder Huo Le and the others said that your magic array is very troublesome, and they are working on solving it."

I asked him if he needed our help, but he confidently said no, that we could just stay home and rest, and that he could definitely solve it within a day at the latest.

"Even if it takes exactly ten minutes, it'll still take a whole day, right..."

Hei Yang scratched his head and turned to ask, "What about the rest? What are they busy with?"

"Ah, I heard they brought those disciples over using a teleportation array..."

Hong Li pointed to her finger and explained, "They said that once the formation is broken, they will take them inside to explore, which will serve as a good training exercise."

Well, my personal understanding is that it means restarting the previous training plan, like a training camp 2.0 or something.

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and asked curiously, "So they've arrived by now? Have they entered the city?"

"Uh, it seems I'm still struggling with the dizziness and discomfort after teleporting?"