How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Uncle Heiyang, waaaaah..."

One child started crying, and instantly all the children started crying too, and they even had that awful sticky substance on them!

"You guys, what the hell... what kind of self-destructing family???"

Unable to contain his terror any longer, Hei Yang struggled to drag the bodies of the children all over him toward the door.

On one side is the "Child's Cry," which is as infamous as the "Banshee's Cry," constantly causing continuous damage to Hei Yang's spirit.

And he also had to control his strength so as not to hurt the children...

"You think..."

Hei Yang gritted his teeth, stepped over the threshold, and smiled: "You think you can trap me like this?"

But Hei Yang forgot that the elderly team hadn't exerted their strength yet. They gathered their energy in their dantian and began shouting with great vigor.

"Oh no, I'm having a heart attack, Xiaoyang, come quick and save me."

"Oh dear, my asthma has flared up, Xiaoyang, come quick and come see me."

"Ouch, my head hurts so much. Is my time coming? Xiao Yang, can you grant me one last wish?"

"Ouch, my kneecap hurts so much, I'm going to be paralyzed! Xiaoyang, come quick!"

"I, I, my eyes hurt so much, am I going blind? Xiaoyang, please let me see you one last time!"

"Oh dear, I... I have all their illnesses, Xiaoyang, please save me."

"Oh dear, me too..."

The elderly people exchanged glances, nodded, and said in unison, "I even held you when you were little, don't you remember!"

Hei Yang: "?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 58 This is true freedom, wisdom, strength, and size!

"Alright, Little Seventeen, you can come down now."

The middle-aged woman carefully applied the antiseptic to the mass of humans in front of her, silently calculating the time. She patted a child in the human mass and picked him up.

"Once you step aside, you'll be Little Eighteen."

"Mom, can I be the last one to come down?"

Little Eighteen said coquettishly, "Uncle Heiyang has a very nice smell, I want to smell it a little longer."

"no!"

Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the ground expressionlessly, feeling like his head was about to explode—in fact, there were two children stuck to his head.

"Get down here right now, don't try to get close to me!"

Hei Yang snorted coldly: "I am as pure as jade, how can you defile me at will?"

Besides, I'm only sixteen this year, and I'll be seventeen after my birthday. What kind of uncle am I supposed to call you!

"Ah...that...Xiao Yang..."

Hei Changhong, whose arm was stuck to Hei Yang's, gave an awkward yet offensive smile and muttered under his breath.

"According to seniority, Xiao Shiba should indeed call you uncle. Don't be fooled by my slightly older age; you should actually call me brother."

"Just a tiny bit?"

Hei Yang glanced at Hei Changhong: "A dime a dozen!"

"Ah, cough cough..."

Hei Changhong maintained his awkward yet offensive smile: "Xiao Yang, I know you're resentful that we tricked you into coming here, but we're all relatives, no, we're all family."

Family members, we should love each other for a lifetime and stick together to support each other no matter what difficulties we encounter..."

"Yes, I've already felt the warmth. Besides, I'll start by refusing to use moral blackmail!"

Hei Yang remained expressionless. He gently swayed his body, and the little kids on his body swung back and forth, emitting terrifying giggles.

Like a gentle breeze blowing through the treetops, causing leaves to flutter and rustle...

cough cough...

Okay, it doesn't look like a broken leaf at all!

This scene is too disturbing; please don't imagine it.

"Ah, that..."

"father--"

A little boy couldn't help but shout, "I need to pee!"

"Hold it in, don't pee!"

Hei Yang glared menacingly at the little boy: "If you dare to pee, I'll do this, then that, heh heh, and then this again! Got it?"

The little boy was startled; not everyone is like Hong Li, who is proficient in the Black Sun Language at level ten.

So he didn't understand what kind of torture "this, that, hey ha, and then this!" meant, but that didn't stop him from retaliating with basic skills that even kids have.

"Waaaaaah! Uncle yelled at me! Waaaaah!!!!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Thank you, but my head is hurting again.

Oh, no, I can't feel my head anymore, and it doesn't hurt anymore!

what……

Haha ...

Hahaha………

How did things turn out this way?

What went wrong?

Hei Yang once again fell into painful reflection on life.

First, calm down and think about whether there have been any cases of this kind of thing in human history. Summarize the experience and wisdom of predecessors in handling such situations, and then make use of them...

What kind of summary is this?!

Has such an outrageous situation ever occurred in human history?!

Hei Yang once again fell into contemplation about why the world was born and how the universe exploded.

Just like the ideal of harmony between man and nature that cultivators yearn for, comprehending the essence of the Great Dao, becoming one with heaven and earth yet retaining one's original thoughts, with a clear and empty mind free of distractions, this is great wisdom, great freedom, and a great realm...

Simply put, Hei Yang gave up thinking.

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"Oh, thank you."

Zhang San picked up a bowl of water, drank it down in one gulp, wiped his mouth, and looked at the young man named Black Catcher who had led the way with a satisfied expression: "A sip of hot water makes me feel so refreshed."

"Oh, you're too kind."

Blackie smiled warmly: "Because today is a rather special day, all the servants in the house have been given the day off..."

"A special day... is it for the plan to capture our young master...?"

Li Si looked at Hei Yang, who was standing not far away with a gloomy face and blank eyes, with a look of pity on his face.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, the young master is still being tortured over there. Is it really okay for us to just sit here and drink water without feeling guilty?"

Li Si couldn't help but say, "Look at how pitiful the young master looks, I almost want to cry..."

Look, his lips are trembling. He must be saying: "Uncle Li, Uncle Zhang, please save me from this hell!"

But what about us? Are we just going to stand by and watch?!

"Alas, what can we do?"

Zhang San sighed and helplessly spread his hands: "You saw it too, even the young master himself doesn't dare to move, for fear of hurting those children..."

"Hmph, using children and the elderly to play tricks is utterly shameless, disgusting, despicable, vile, and shameless!"

Zhang Sanyue got angrier and angrier. He snorted coldly: "Don't think that just because you have the same surname as Hei, I will treat you with respect. I, Zhang Sanyue, only recognize the Mu Guang family. What Wangdu Hei family can scare me!"

"I watched the young master grow up with my own eyes. If anything were to happen to him, I would risk my old life to pay for it. I would... cough cough... another bowl of water, please."

"Ah, okay."