How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

As soon as Hei Yang finished speaking, Qing Yiyi walked into the room while muttering to herself, waving to Qing Lianlian.

"Lianlian's here! Look, they bought so much stuff at home, but we haven't finished it all. Help yourself if you want to eat."

"uh-huh."

Qing Lianlian nodded, paused, and looked at Qing Yiyi with a resentful look in her eyes.

"Sis, I just heard from Xiaoyang that your husband went drinking again?"

"You don't have to expose me."

Hei Yang protested in a low voice, but no one paid any attention to him.

"Oh, it's alright, it's alright. I gave permission this time."

Qing Yiyi waved her hand, retied her braid, and couldn't help but complain, "I was just talking so happily that I forgot about them and they got drunk like this again."

But it's alright, your brother-in-law isn't the kind of guy who causes trouble when he's drunk. He falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow, and he's actually quite quiet when he's drunk..."

"But speaking of pigs..."

Qing Yiyi paused, then couldn't help but complain, "Your brother-in-law is the same; he seems to have gotten even heavier. He's always drinking and being lazy."

He's not even forty yet, and he already has this huge belly. It's exhausting to pull him back down.

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but let out a soft "hmm" and curiously interjected, "Big belly, that shouldn't be the case, right?"

Didn't I give my dad some pills and tell you and my parents about the Qi Refining Method?

"There shouldn't be any issues like being unable to digest the fat and causing buildup, right?"

"Ha, is that even a question? It's obvious he's not working hard enough; he hasn't made much progress in such a short time."

Qing Yiyi looked at him as if it were the most natural thing in the world and said speechlessly, "He didn't even take those pills of yours and just kept them."

They say it's a waste to eat it now, and we should wait until we're old and our health deteriorates before eating it.

"Ah this?"

Hei Yang was completely bewildered.

"No, don't do that. Your mother isn't just trying to fool you."

Qing Yiyi paused, narrowed her eyes, looked at her son, and said with a scrutinizing expression, "Xiao Yang, you mustn't follow your dad's example."

Don't let me see you in your thirties and become that smelly old man like your dad. If that happens, your mom will have to turn against you!

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and chuckled awkwardly, "This, how could that be? You're overthinking it."

"I'm at the Nascent Soul stage, so I can still maintain my physique. Being an older man is totally out of the question for me..."

"Don't worry, Mom!"

Hongli raised her hand and said with a grin, "I'll keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't slack off or become lazy!"

"Ha, Xiao Li, now that you say so, Mom is relieved."

Qing Yiyi let out a long sigh, rested her head on one hand, and said helplessly, "Back in the day, Mu Guang was a handsome young man with a dashing demeanor, but time has turned him into a pig."

It's not that he's not handsome now; after all, maturity has its own charm. But he could have been even more handsome...

"That's right, that's right!"

Hongli patted her chest and promised with a smile, "I will definitely make Heiyang do more housework and exercise more, so that he will still be the handsome young man he is now hundreds or thousands of years later!"

"Mom loves hearing Xiaoli say that."

Qing Yiyi smiled and said, "I was worried that once this child gets married and leaves his parents, he'll go crazy if no one is watching over him."

"hey-hey……"

Hongli smiled sheepishly.

"Ah."

Hei Yang scoffed lightly, glancing at Hong Li with a hint of disdain.

Hong Li, a mere nobody, dares to try and supervise her? That's utterly ridiculous!

"Mom, Hei Yang is glaring at me."

Hongli raised her hand to complain.

"Ok?"

Qing Yiyi's expression turned cold, and she turned to look at Hei Yang.

"Xiao Yang?"

"Oh, don't listen to Xiao Li's nonsense, hahaha."

Black Sun, sweat beading on his forehead, waved his hand with an embarrassed laugh.

"I just coughed because my throat was sore..."

"Really?"

Qing Yiyi looked suspicious.

"real."

Hei Yang looked very serious.

"Ok."

Qing Yiyi nodded and hummed, "I'll believe you for now."

"Mom is brilliant!"

Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief, but inwardly he was furiously stabbing Hong Li in the eye. He glanced at Hong Li and saw her smirking, which made him even angrier.

[Black Sun: Just wait until we get home and see how I deal with you!]

[Hei Yang: Mom can protect you on the first day of the month, but can she protect you on the fifteenth? Hmph!]

[Hongli: Ah, this...]

[Hongli: Yangyang, no!]

[Hongli: It's my birthday the day after tomorrow!]

[Hongli: Do you want me to spend my birthday with psychological trauma?!]

[Black Sun: Ha, only three days. I can wait.]

[Hei Yang: Once your birthday is over, I'll put you in a sack and fill it with cement...]

[Hongli: Damn, what kind of last meal is this?]

Black Sun and Red Glass are facing off from a distance.

…………

"So let me tell you, sister, you spoil my brother-in-law too much."

Qing Lianlian snorted and said, "Every time you talk about punishing someone, you lift them up hard and then let them fall softly."

Being so good to him all the time might spoil him.

"I have to say something on behalf of my dad."

Hei Yang chuckled and raised his hand, saying, "My dad is usually very good to my mom too. Life is all about bickering and arguing!"

"Children shouldn't interrupt adults!"

Qing Lianlian glared at Hei Yang.

"Waaaaah, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

Hei Yang, looking sad, floated over to Hong Li for comfort.

"Actually, what Xiaoyang said is not wrong."

Qing Yiyi smiled, somewhat embarrassed, and said, "After all, it wasn't a big mistake..."

Mu Guang has always had this kind of taste. I knew it when we first started dating, and it hasn't changed at all over the years. I guess you could say he's stayed true to his original intentions...

"Ah, so this is what they call staying true to one's original aspirations?!"

Qing Lianlian was shocked. She remembered that this was something like "it's hard to be true to one's nature"...

"Alright, alright, if that's how you see it, then let's just say he hasn't changed his mind."

Qing Lianlian sighed, waved her little fists, and said indignantly, "But whether it's Dad or my brothers, they all say that my brother-in-law might want to bully my sister at any time."

Such things should be prevented from happening in the first place; we should nip them in the bud and plan ahead!

"Hey, don't believe everything your dad and brother say."

Qing Yiyi covered her face with one hand, both laughing and crying, and said, "They just don't like Mu Guang because he married me..."

You'll understand these things when you find someone you like later.

Qing Yiyi put her hands on her hips and said with a serious expression, "When the time comes, I, your older sister, will also work with my brother and dad to help you make the selection!"