How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and said quietly, "We've just been idly chatting here today because we have nothing better to do!"

"When writing a story, you can't do it without using your imagination, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's expression froze, her anger vanished, and she muttered softly, "That's true..."

"Ah, actually."

Hei Yang suddenly added, "Actually, I was lying on the bed, and it was hard for me to stretch out my arms to exert force, so I was too lazy to hit you."

"Um?!"

Hongli's eyes widened.

"How could you do this, you dog Heiyang!"

Hei Yang: "???"

"I laughed."

Hei Yang chuckled: "Explain in detail."

"Stop being sarcastic, what I'm about to say is very serious!"

Hong Li stared intently at Hei Yang with sharp eyes.

"You just said you were too lazy to hit me?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang blinked: "Isn't this good?"

"That's a good head!"

Hongli said angrily, "It's one thing for you to be lazy about other things, but this time you're being lazy about things that concern me. Have you changed your mind about me?"

Wow, you're too lazy to even hit me today, I don't even want to think about what you'll do tomorrow!

Hei Yang: "???"

"Don't ask questions, just tell me the truth."

Hongli put her arm around Heiyang's shoulder and said with a displeased look in her dead fish eyes, "Think about it, your mom wakes you up to exercise every morning, and then one day, oh, she doesn't wake you up anymore!"

Will you be happy that you can sleep in, or what?

"Ah, this..."

Hei Yang thought about that scene and gasped.

"Oh no, Mom is disappointed in me. She's given up on me. I'm doomed!"

"Yes, yes!"

Hongli glared fiercely at Heiyang: "That's exactly what I'm saying. If you're too lazy to hit me on the head today, and I come to you begging for mercy tomorrow, are you too lazy to even look me in the eye then?!"

"No, no, how could that be? I already told you, lying face down is uncomfortable..."

Hei Yang sat up and raised his hands in a special gesture.

"I, Heiyang, will never ignore you, Xiaoli!"

"Hmph, is this considered an oath?"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang.

"No, that's a statement."

Hei Yang shook his head: "You'll find that many things that are originally very believable suddenly give you the feeling that this kid is definitely going to break his oath once you add 'I swear' in front of them."

For example, you can always believe in Black Sun.

And I swear, you can always trust me, you know what I mean.

"Wow, they've done some research on this..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang's outstretched hand, nudged it gently with her head, and chuckled.

"That's pretty much it!"

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang smiled helplessly, glanced at Hong Li and saw her kick off the blanket, revealing patches of white skin. He sighed and reached out to cover her up again.

The longer you're together, the more casual you become in front of your partner.

Hong Li turned her head and glanced over, then shrugged, offering no comment on Hei Yang's little trick.

She just smiled at the topic from earlier.

"So, I've been dreaming of having this book for a very, very long time!"

“I remember you said that, Teacher Hongli.”

Hei Yang raised his hand: "If you're going to write something, it should be a book on how to teach laziness, and a book on teaching laziness shouldn't be written at all."

"Oh, please don't always remember the random things I said."

Hong Li revealed her crescent-shaped eyes, shook the pen in her hand, and nodded at Hei Yang.

"Well, I used to be too lazy to write, and I was busy having fun all day, so I didn't have time to do this kind of thing."

Now that's good, we have time, let's go play in bed, cough cough..."

Hong Li coughed twice and continued nonchalantly, "And, I have a great idea now."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow.

"Let me guess, you're going to write about your daily life with Heiyang, from when you first met to when you fell in love, and then after you got married?"

"Hey, don't just blurt out my thoughts without my permission. You think you're so great just because you know me!"

Hongli waved her little fist and snorted, "Indeed, but I'll add some embellishments. I'll remove the embarrassing parts of Hongli and graft the scenes of Heiyang showing off onto Hongli..."

"Hey, is this still a true account of our story?"

Hei Yang complained, "You can't just modify things like this!"

"Ha, that's called artistic embellishment, what do you know?"

Hong Li looked disdainful.

"If I wanted to document things, I could just take out a script and start copying it, okay?"

Scripts are for others to read, but what I'm writing is for the two of us to read!

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow, realizing the key point.

"Let's watch it ourselves, are there any cuts or omissions?"

"Hmm, I think it's a good idea!"

"Hongli, my god, feel free to add your own artistic touches, keep it up!"

"Ah."