How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Xingyun stomped her foot in anger and shouted, "Senior sister, even if you return the spirit stones to me, I will still pester you unless you agree to have a fair fight with me!"

……

"Who cares about that?"

Hongli closed the door, took a piece of paper, wrote the name "Heiyang" on it, and stood it up.

Take out another piece of soft bread, stick three chopsticks in it, take a deep breath, and put your hands together in prayer position.

"God help me, I did good deeds today and paid back the money I owed. Please let that guy not die..."

"Cough cough..."

A cough suddenly rang in Hong Li's mind, startling her: "Who, who, has appeared?!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang shook his groggy head: "Ah, what are you talking about? It's me. I haven't ended the call yet..."

My head hurts so much, so is this the consequence of using up my mental energy...?

"Ah this!"

Hong Li abruptly moved the camera away, quickly grabbed the piece of paper with the words "Black Sun" written on it, activated her spiritual power and ignited it with a "boom," then pulled all the chopsticks out and quickly restored them to their original state.

"Cough cough..."

Hongli hooked a chair over with one leg and sat gracefully at the table, her posture upright and her face full of obedience: "Ahem, um, you didn't see or hear anything just now, did you?"

"What do you see?"

Hei Yang rubbed his temples: "When I first woke up, I was relieved to find that I had been rescued by Uncle Zhang and the others."

Then I heard you muttering to yourself...

My head is buzzing, I can't hear what you're saying..."

"Oh, that's good."

Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief, and her two little feet under the table couldn't help but swing happily: "I thought you were already dead, you suddenly came back to life and gave me a fright."

"Hmm, I can understand it as..."

Hei Yang forced a smile: "Can I take that as you being concerned about me?"

"Wow, what nonsense are you talking about!"

Hong Li shook her head frantically, her long hair flying wildly: "Absolutely impossible, why would I care about someone like you?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Those who know, know."

"You'd better die!"

Hongli, enraged and embarrassed, couldn't help but yell, "Are you even capable? You always said you were very reliable, so how are you going to explain this? You've made a fool of yourself!"

"This time doesn't count, it happened too suddenly..."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Who would have thought that the Qi-forging technique using spiritual herbs would suddenly backstab me..."

"So, is there a possibility?"

Hong Li guessed, "The Medicine King Sect is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. They've become obsessed with gathering herbs and refining pills, which has caused them to lose their humanity."

Huang Dou was originally a disciple they sent out to collect qi and blood, but he decisively distanced himself from the matter after being discovered.

Then, as revenge, they found a reason to give you this Qi-forging technique, their purpose being to kill you.

"Oh, are you kidding me? How can you even connect these homophones?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "You even gave me a clock for my fifteenth birthday, what do you mean?"

"Ah, so that's a blatant curse upon you."

Hongli sighed: "But it really didn't work, and three days later, on my birthday, you gave me a box of razor blades, which was even more hateful!"

Besides, that matter is already over, there's no point in bringing it up again.

"Good good."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Let's get back to the Medicine King Sect. I'm not as conspiratorial as you. Maybe they didn't expect me to suddenly run into the deep mountains and forests."

After all, under normal circumstances, nothing would happen to me at home.

Besides, the Medicine King Sect has always had a good reputation; they wouldn't harm a little kid like me, would they?

"Yes, yes, even the weapon shops don't have any bad reviews."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"It's nothing, my head just hurts a lot, I'll sleep a little longer..."

Hei Yang yawned and lay firmly on the horse's back. Zhang San helped lead the horse from the side, while Li Si rode another horse. The two took turns to prevent Hei Yang from falling to the ground.

"so……"

Hongli suddenly noticed a problem: "Heiyang, is your horse gone?"

"How dare you talk like that! What do you mean my horse is gone..."

"But your horse is indeed gone."

Hongli said seriously, "There used to be three, but now there are only two. The one that's missing is your horse!"

"Oh, because when I was running for my life, I thought the horse couldn't run as fast as I could."

Hei Yang said weakly, "Besides... don't think I don't know you just want to insult me ​​on purpose. I just don't have the strength right now, otherwise I would definitely insult you back."

"Wow, you're so clever!"

"You weirdo, get out of here!"

Hei Yang snorted twice: "Let me tell you, I feel like I did when we were kids and we stayed up all night to compete, and ended up not sleeping for a whole week."

It felt like I wasn't on horseback, but rather walking on cotton...

Ah, soaring like a bird on the wind, ascending to immortality!

"Don't you dare ascend to heaven; I think it's about time you were cremated and returned to the heavens."

Hong Li couldn't help but twitch her lips. As for the all-nighter competition, there was no need to pay too much attention to it. It was just a pointless contest among their countless meaningless battles.

I can't quite remember how it started, but I do remember that in the end, no one could determine a winner.

By the end, both of them were delirious, leaning on each other, and gradually lost consciousness. Neither of them knew when the other had fallen asleep.

The two sides held their own opinions, and in the end, the score was tied.

Afterwards, their sleep schedules were disrupted for a long time.

Therefore, please do not imitate dangerous behavior.

"Let them be cremated then..."

Hei Yang waved his hand dismissively: "Going to sleep. Sweet dreams."

The three of them had already left the forest, and the road ahead was becoming wider and wider. They gradually saw signs of human habitation in the surrounding area, which made Zhang San and Li Si relax a little.

"Hey, it's boring."

Seeing that Hei Yang really fell asleep as soon as he lay down, Hong Li pursed her lips, but she could tell that he was really tired.

Hongli silently marked the Shattered Reality skill in her mind, and said that she should not use it casually unless absolutely necessary, otherwise she would turn into Heiyang's current state, and she didn't know how long it would take to recover.

"call……"

With a long sigh, Hong Li composed herself and looked to the side. The flamingo's eggshell was now covered with cracks...

This wasn't something Hong Li accidentally broke!

This creature has absorbed one-third of the high-grade spirit stones and is finally ready to hatch!

According to my aunt, flamingos can carry people even in their juvenile stage. Her flamingo was only half a year old, but it could already easily carry the weight of four or five people.

"Great, everything is moving in a positive direction!"

Hong Li clenched her fist: "In ten days, the monthly settlement period will be over. Let's try to teach Xiao Li Fire Crane how to fly with people during this time!"

At this moment, the still-unhatched Firecracker was unaware that her owner had already made plans for her college entrance examination...

Uh, no, it's that the "Ten-Day Crash Course in Manned Flight" plan has been put on the agenda!

"These kinds of things should be taught from a young age."

Gently stroking the eggshell, Hong Li revealed a comical smile: "Don't be like me. I'm a salted fish, but you can't be one!"

My peaceful life is all thanks to you bearing the burden!

"..."

The eggshell trembled violently, sensing its owner's eager anticipation; suddenly, she didn't want to be born!

(End of this chapter)