How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Yes, ascension is a grand conspiracy, that's right, the more I think about it, the more reasonable it seems..."

Kong Yuqing: "..."

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang coughed twice, reminding Hong Li, "Little Li, this is a lighthearted and fun story, not full of conspiracy theories. Your style has veered off to another universe!"

"Ha, why? Who said that? How do you know?"

Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang, her face full of suspicion, and said, "What evidence do you have? I think you, Hei Yang, are also faking it..."

"Ahem, um, just a moment."

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes, turned the communication mirror upside down, covered it, and put it aside, causing Kong Yuqing's vision to go black.

"Uh……"

Kong Yuqing blinked and listened intently.

"Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're doing? Extraterrestrial Demon, I'm warning you! I... Ahhh, Black Sun, I was wrong! No, no, no..."

Hei Yang! Husband! Good husband! Good brother! Dad!!! No no no ahhhhhh…

"hiss……"

Hearing someone howling over there, Kong Yuqing shuddered and covered her ears to avoid hearing it; she was kind-hearted and couldn't bear to hear such sorrowful sounds.

When the screen lit up again, Kong Yuqing only saw Hei Yang appear on the screen.

"Uh……"

Kong Yuqing cautiously probed, "Hongli, she..."

"Here"

Hei Yang calmly moved the mirror, revealing Hong Li lying on the bed, her eyes red and her face filled with grief and indignation as she looked at him.

"Hei Yang, you just wait!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "You're finished, I'm telling you, I'm really angry and I can't coax you! I'm not talking to you all day!"

"Hey, you were the one who jumped in my face first this time, okay?"

Hei Yang was speechless: "Shouldn't you be the one comforting me? Shouldn't you be the one comforting me? Why aren't you comforting me?"

"You think I'm coaxing you? I'll bite you to death!"

Hong Li snorted softly, snuggled up to Hei Yang, lay on her side with her head resting on Hei Yang's thigh, closed her eyes, and said angrily, "If you're going to be punished, then you can solve the problem yourself!"

I'm going to rest now. I hope you'll have solved this problem by the time I wake up, hmph!

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang clicked his tongue, patted Hong Li's head, and chuckled helplessly. He then looked at Kong Yuqing.

"So, you're looking for one or two senior figures?"

"Ah..."

Kong Yuqing snapped out of her reverie. She couldn't quite understand the way Hei Yang and Hong Li interacted. She shook her head, deciding not to think about it too much, and nodded at Hei Yang.

"In that case, I do have a few candidates in mind. Let's discuss it..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 380 You must stop chatting in the group and start writing immediately! How can you procrastinate like this?!

"That's really strange..."

Northwest of the Five Elements Mountains, Huo Le frowned as he sensed his surroundings.

He searched every angle, but he couldn't find the problem. There were no obvious signs of damage in any direction, which puzzled him.

"Well……"

Huo Le frowned. He planned to continue exploring further into the distance. If he still found nothing, he would circle back to see if he had missed anything.

"Perhaps in the direction where the other senior brothers and sisters are."

Huo Le comforted himself and was about to continue forward when the communication spirit stone rang again.

Huo Le was startled, wondering if his fellow disciples had encountered some problem they couldn't solve and had contacted him for help.

However, what Huo Le saw was a familiar number labeled "Sect Leader". Instinctively, two pairs of dead fish eyes appeared in his mind. After thinking for a moment, he still chose to answer the call.

"Hey, Xiaoli and Xiaoyang, are you two really treating me like your personal intercom operator?"

Before the screen even appeared, Huo Le couldn't help but complain helplessly, "I'm clearly the older one, while you guys are in the prime of your youth."

Why do I always get the feeling that even after you guys retire, I'm busier than you?

"Hey, Elder, do you think life in the mortal world is easy...?"

Hei Yang's dead fish eyes appeared on the screen, and he couldn't help but retort, "You should always look on the bright side."

Look at me, Xiaoli and I have gained comfort, but we've lost our motivation to move forward, and even our childhood martial arts training has been neglected. Is this good? No, it's not!

Elder, although you lost a lot of rest time, you gained more experience and honed your skills. Isn't that great?

So, don't always focus on the good in others and always focus on the bad in yourself.

Nothing in this world is perfect; the moon wanes after it's full, and water overflows when it's full!

"Ah this..."

Elder Huo Le paused, then frowned in thought, "Xiao Yang, what you said does make some sense..."

"That's for sure."

While fiddling with the red glass, Hei Yang hummed smugly, "Did you learn anything?"

"Hmm, I've learned something."

Elder Huo Le felt that something was off about what he said, but he couldn't refute it right away.

“Oh, that’s not right.”

Elder Huo Le snapped out of his reverie and couldn't help but ask, "I was wondering why you called me again. I'm still busy looking for..."

"Ah, that's why I called the communications department."

Hei Yang spoke frankly, and since Hong Li wasn't there to chime in, he lost all desire to ramble on.

Someone needs to talk to you.

"Ok?"

A question mark appeared above Elder Huo Le's head.

"You know? Who's looking for me?"

"Ah, well, you can tell me yourselves."

Hei Yang yawned, pointed the communication spirit stone at the communication mirror, and adjusted its position so that it couldn't reflect his image.

Hei Yang glanced at it, felt it was about right, stretched, and stopped talking to Elder Huo Le. Instead, he looked down at his wife Hong Li and stared blankly.

Compared to explaining all that nonsense to Elder Huo Le, Hei Yang felt it was much more interesting to just look at his little Li. After all, his little Li was tiny, fragrant, and soft... hehehe... cough cough...

On the other side, upon hearing Hei Yang's words, Elder Huo Le was first stunned, then looked up and froze instantly: "Kong Yuqing... Master?"

In the communication lens, two more people appeared beside Kong Yuqing: her master and a blond young man who looked to be in his twenties.

When Huo Le saw the golden retriever, his eyes widened and he couldn't help but bark.

"Master? It's you? Ah?"

"Ah, let me see..."

The golden retriever rubbed its temples, squinted its eyes, and looked like an old man. Looking at the scene before it, it couldn't help but exclaim in surprise, "It really looks like the Land of Flight! Can we really see inside the house?"

"We didn't expect that instead of going back, our children came looking for us first."

Master Kong Yuqing's eyes lit up when he saw this scene.

"As expected, new talents emerge in every generation. I knew it! With so many people in my world, it's only a long time before one or two exceptionally gifted individuals have appeared!"

"Uh……"

Kong Yuqing asked timidly, "After cultivating to the ninth level of the Nascent Soul stage and successfully transcending the tribulation, isn't that considered exceptionally talented? You couldn't find one like that in ten thousand miles..."

"Look around, who's worse than you? Are there few people here?"

"Oh, well, it's alright then..."

"Making calls across the world? That's amazing..."

The golden retriever murmured, its expression one of reminiscence.

"Back then, it must have been nearly ten thousand years since we set out from the Journeying Realm, and I was still within the realm before I ascended."

Back then, I encountered many other worlds near the Journeying Realm, and I even had the chance to meet some powerful beings from other worlds. It was quite lively back then...

However, in recent years, as we get closer to the border, the worlds we encounter are becoming fewer and fewer.

Overwhelmed with emotion, Jinmao turned to Kong Yuqing and asked earnestly, "Girl, who did you tell about this?"