How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Wow, you two, father and daughter, I'm really..."

Hongli couldn't help but cover her face: "Of course they premeditated murder, what else could it be?"

The facts are clear: there are many ways to commit murder, but the charge can encompass all of them.

"Hey, hey, I just thought of another possibility!"

Hei Yang raised his hand curiously and asked, "Teacher Xiao Li, what if there was an unlucky guy who stayed next to me all day and affected my luck?"

Then I ended up dying because of it, but that guy survived. Wouldn't that count as accidental death?

"I suspect you're implying something about a beautiful woman who's both cute and intelligent."

Hongli muttered a quiet complaint.

"Hey, there's another possibility!"

Xiao Huo raised his hand and said, "And if someone accidentally kills a passerby while undergoing tribulation lightning, whose fault is that?"

"If it's a creature from the cosmos realm, we should find its owner, hold a knife to its throat, and force it to either resurrect the person or pay with its life!"

Hongli said irritably, "How do you think of this answer? Are you satisfied?"

"Ah this..."

Black Sun and Little Fire revealed their crescent-shaped eyes.

"Hey, hey, don't get hung up on this and start arguing!"

These are just rules we all agreed upon, not some kind of encyclopedia of handling unexpected situations…

Hongli couldn't help but say, "Even reincarnation can't avoid a bug every few hundred years, really!"

You can't expect a book to consider every possible situation, can you? It's clearly a reference, a reference! You know what I mean?

"Hey, who are you calling a bug?"

Hei Yang frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

"Whoever is in a hurry, that's who I'm talking about."

Hongli rolled her eyes, ignoring Heiyang's middle finger gesture, and turned to look at Xiaohuo, saying seriously, "Really, Xiaohuo, believe your mother."

Now that you have no problem with the theoretical knowledge, we should move on to the more important teaching steps instead of continuing to torture each other here!

If you are really interested in these things, you can observe and record them more in your daily life, and talk to your parents more about them.

If you encounter a situation where you don't know how to handle it, such as whether to help an elderly woman lying down, or if you go out to sell a knife and a thug insists on stabbing you in the back.

Hong Li extended a finger, took out the recording stone, and instructed: "Remember, leave evidence and the truth in advance, so that you won't be falsely accused and have no way to explain yourself."

After all, we're honest people, and they like to bully honest people like us.

Therefore, one should avoid giving others the opportunity to cause trouble, thus achieving the goal of repelling all evil and becoming immune to all poisons!

"Oh, but what if Xiao Huo forgets one time, or the situation is urgent, or the other party is deliberately causing trouble?"

Xiao Huo couldn't help but ask, "What should we do?"

"Ha, that makes it even simpler."

Hong Li smiled coldly: "When the time comes, we'll just make it real. You can notify your parents, and we'll come over to help you clean up the scene. Don't worry, there won't be any corpses or bloodstains left behind."

If they have accomplices, then eliminate them completely, and there won't be any problems!

"really!"

Hei Yang nodded and said, "Tell him we ate seven or eight bowls of noodles without paying a single penny, and we're trying to rob him of some money, so what!"

"Ah this..."

Little Fire revealed his crescent-shaped eyes: "Weren't we supposed to follow the rules just now? Why did Mom and Dad suddenly become criminals...?"

"Ha, that's a different story, okay?"

Hong Li waved her hand and said leisurely, "If they take the righteous path and clash with us, we will have a clear conscience and be invincible."

But if they try to trip us up or play tricks elsewhere, and choose not to take the protection of these rules, then they shouldn't blame us.

Just like fire always thinks the kettle is protecting the water, if it insists on burning through the bottom of the kettle, tsk tsk...

As I always say, don't provoke trouble, but don't be afraid of trouble either!

"Of course, the above are just some extreme negative scenarios that your mother and I automatically imagined when we had nothing better to do..."

Hei Yang added, "In the world of space travel, you might not encounter something like this even once every few hundred years."

"Indeed, I've already confirmed with Elder Huo Le; what your father said is true!"

"Eh?!"

Xiao Huo was shocked: "So, does that mean Xiao Huo will never actually encounter or need this knowledge?"

"That's not necessarily true. It's better to have something than nothing. You only realize how little you know when you need it!"

Hongli shrugged, looked at Xiaohuo, and said seriously, "What I'm about to teach you, Xiaohuo, is the real key to everything!"

Is it new knowledge?

"No, it's magic and supernatural powers."

"Ah this..."

"Don't be surprised, it's normal. Before, it was a situation where someone wronged you and bullied it. Now it's about how to prevent yourself from being bullied."

Hei Yang explained to Hong Li, "When you grow up and want to go out and explore on your own, you won't want your parents anymore, sob sob..."

"Hei Yang is not allowed to add his own drama!"

Hongli rolled her eyes and lightly kicked Heiyang: "Recite the words!"

"Oh, your parents won't be around when you encounter danger, and they might not be able to get there in time. You'll have to deal with it on your own then."

Hei Yang nodded and said, "At this moment, the supernatural power technique used to protect oneself plays a crucial role!"

"That's right, the one who always wins a fight isn't necessarily the one who laughs last. Only the one who can survive the most and endure the longest has the right to dance on the other's grave!"

Hongli pointed at Xiaohuo: "If Mom remembers correctly, you already know the magic of fire magic!"

"Ha, of course!"

Little Fire said proudly, "Little Fire has such a high-level divine ability in the Foundation Establishment stage, just like Uncle Xiaolong, isn't that amazing!"

"Wow, you've really fallen so low as to be compared to that kid Xiaolong..."

Hei Yang sighed and said, "It's because your parents neglected your upbringing."

"really!"

Hongli nodded and looked at Xiaohuo, asking, "Xiaohuo, how many kinds of supernatural abilities do you think a Foundation Establishment cultivator should condense to be considered normal?"

"Huh? Huh?"

Xiao Huo asked blankly, "No, as long as you condense a divine power, you can successfully establish your foundation?"

Then, one should carefully cultivate according to this supernatural power, and so on…

Little Fire frowned, tilted his head back, and suddenly thought of his parents' endless amazing abilities. He blinked.

"Uh, two or three items?"

Xiao Huo guessed, "Then learn a little more when you reach the Golden Core stage, and a little more when you reach the Nascent Soul stage?"

"Well... about that!"

Hongli nodded.

"Phew, that's alright. It sounds difficult, but it's not without hope..."

Xiao Huo let out a long breath.

"It's only a single-digit number, so I can easily learn nine supernatural abilities!"

Little Fire: "???"

"Hey, Little Fire, what are you doing? Don't run away!"

"Hei Yang, look at your daughter!"

"Black Little Fire, get down from the spirit stone lantern right now!"

"..."

After a series of leaps and bounds, Hong Li looked at Xiao Huo, who had been dragged back to his seat, looking dejected and hopeless, and couldn't help but laugh, "What's going on? Is it that scary?"

Little Fire, you're quite clever, haven't you noticed?

Your talent in cultivation is so great that even Elder Huo Le is envious and wants you to become Elder Huo. Don't you understand?

"But, but..."

Little Fire muttered to himself, "The inherited memories show that a true Fire Crane Foundation Establishment stage cultivator can only have a maximum of three supernatural abilities. Any more and the body won't be able to handle it; the head will explode!"

"Ha, that's just a classic adult talking to a child. You underestimate the brain capacity of intelligent beings!"

Hong Li snorted and pointed a finger, saying, "Blindly believing in inherited memories is worse than having no inherited memories at all. Is it normal for Little Li Huohe to reach the Foundation Establishment stage before he's even a year old in the inherited memories?"

"Ah this..."