How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Dude, I mean, I'm pregnant! It's definitely your child, there's no way you can escape it!"

"??????"

A string of question marks popped up above Hei Yang's head: "No, did you receive some message from an advanced civilization?"

We've only been married a month, and you're telling me you're pregnant?

"Wow, it's written very clearly here..."

Hongli brought Heiyang's head close to hers, scrolled through the history of the Savior, and pointed to one of them: "Look! It says it's infancy!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"What the hell..."

Hei Yang hardened his fist, silently repeating to himself that he must love his wife, love his wife, love his wife, and resisted the urge to smash Hong Li's head to the side.

"This is the Nascent Soul stage! The Nascent Soul stage! What the hell is this infant stage?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but roar, "According to you, Elder Huo Le is already six months pregnant!"

"Ha, a Nascent Soul is still an infant. I don't care, it's all your fault anyway."

Hongli tilted her head back, lay on the bed, and closed her eyes to rest.

"So now I need to rest and recuperate. Before I give birth, you, Heiyang, will be my servant and take care of me, understand?"

"Xiao Li, come closer, I'll show you something good."

"Ha, there's no need for that!"

"Come closer!"

"Ha, completely unnecessary!"

"three two,……"

"Hmph, you think you can make me submit like this?"

Hong Li curled her lips into a smile, stretched, looked at Hei Yang, and decisively lowered her head in submission.

"I'm sorry! I order you to let me go, or I'm going to cry!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Why do I feel like Xiao Li, your skin is getting thicker and thicker?"

"Haha, were you a little reserved before?"

Now that we've laid our backs on each other, I, Hong Li, don't need to hold back anymore in front of you, hahaha! Waaaaah…”

Hei Yang: "..."

Looking at his fist, which he hadn't even used much force, and then at Hong Li pretending to cry in front of him, Hei Yang sighed, shook his head, and chuckled.

Perhaps this is what they mean by peaceful and tranquil times...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 351 ━━━━()━━━━!!

"Hei Yang, where are my clothes?"

"On that cabinet over there."

"No, what about the younger one?"

"Hey, it's in the corner. Remember to take it out with you when you throw out the trash later."

"What the hell..."

Hongli couldn't help but kick Heiyang with her little foot, angrily saying, "You bad guy!"

I'll make you a new one in a bit.

"Yay, long live my husband!"

Hongli chuckled, pulled the blanket over herself and wrapped herself up tightly, peeking out her little head and smiling at Heiyang who was getting dressed.

"In that case, I won't leave the nest. You'll take care of my lovely wife today!"

"Ah, okay, okay..."

Hei Yang sighed and waved his hand dismissively: "It's just bringing an extra meal anyway. Look at you, acting like you've gotten such a great deal. Aren't you ashamed?"

"Oh, what? Weren't you going to personally cook me a loving breakfast?"

Hongli said angrily, "Damn it, I thought you were going to cook for me, but it turns out you mean to go out and buy food?"

"Huh? What else?"

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li, put on his shoes and coat, and said leisurely, "Going out to buy it is simple, convenient, and efficient."

Honestly, buying the same food from outside is cheaper than cooking it at home, so why not?

"Hey, hey, it's not like you're in a rush. We're living a relaxed and comfortable slow-paced life now, okay?"

Hongli couldn't help but protest, "We clearly have a kitchen at home, yet we still go out to buy food. Won't people laugh at us if word gets out?"

"Ha, who would laugh at us? Don't take yourself so seriously all the time. Besides me, who else would have time to pay attention to you all the time?"

Hei Yang picked up a small mirror and ran it through his hair, then casually said, "Alright, alright, enough talk. Tell me what you want to eat, and I'll bring it to you."

"what……"

Hongli's face fell, and she said softly, "I want to eat Heiyang's loving breakfast."

"Sister, is your obsession really that deep?"

Hei Yang stared blankly, his eyes lifeless.

"The kitchen has oil, salt, rice vinegar, and all sorts of ingredients..."

Hongli whispered something.

"But I only know how to make a few dishes. Either I'll cook you a pot of love-filled porridge, or I'll go out and buy some good food and drinks."

Hei Yang shrugged: "Choose, my dear wife."

"Honey, hurry up and buy some food! I'm fine with anything! Just give me one of everything you have!"

"Tch, I knew it..."

"Go quickly and come back, darling~ Xiao Li loves you, mua~"

Hongli waved with a smile.

"Okay, okay, got it."

Hei Yang closed the door tightly.

"Snapped"

Seeing the door close and leaving her alone in the room, Hongli felt a sudden emptiness in her heart. After just a few seconds, she already started missing Heiyang!

"Ugh, ugh..."

Hong Li's face flushed slightly. She cautiously lifted the covers a tiny bit to peek inside, then instantly closed them again. Her face turned blood red, her body went limp, and she collapsed onto the bed, covering her face with her hands and making soft "whimpering" sounds.

"So shy, so shy, so shy, so happy, so happy, so shy, so shy, so shy, ahhh, so embarrassing, ahhh..."

Hongli rolled around in the blankets, turning and tumbling all over the bed until she bumped into the wall and stopped abruptly, hiding her face below the nose under the blankets, leaving only her guilty eyes showing.

"Was that woman really me...?"

"what---"

Hong Li dragged out her words, looking utterly dejected.

"Just let me pass out, this isn't something I should be facing!"

Although I already lose face in front of Hei Yang...

But this time I've completely lost face!

"But why, why..."

Hong Li said dejectedly, "The male and female protagonists in novels are as carefree as eating and drinking, seemingly nonchalant. Hmm, is there something wrong with my personality? Am I being too dramatic?!"

Hongli quietly looked up at the sky, emptying her mind and giving up thinking.

Suddenly, she seemed to realize something, let out a soft "hmm," and her eyes turned a pale red.

"I have a feeling that something's wrong with this ceiling..."

Hong Li narrowed her eyes, then a string of question marks popped up above her head: "Damn, where's my roof? How come all that's left is this plank?!"

My goodness! There are so many strange things happening these days. The roof just vanished into thin air!

"and many more!"

Hong Li frowned, gasped, and stammered, "No, no, that was our doing too, wasn't it? No way, no way!"

"I don't think it's that wild..."

Cold sweat beaded on Hong Li's forehead as she carefully recalled and relived those unplayable memories.