How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Lan Yuying rolled her eyes, mimicking her daughter's tone, and turned back to continue searching for something.

"Let me see, where is it... Hmm, look."

"What are you looking for? Why are you being so secretive..."

Hongli tilted her head back, trying to see what her mother was doing, but she almost fell over because she tilted her head back too far.

If someone landed headfirst while wearing all those headdresses, tsk tsk...

Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm worried about Hongli's head. She's incredibly stubborn. When she was little, she bumped her head against Heiyang's head and almost made him cry.

After growing up and cultivating, his brain has been enhanced to an epic degree; a rocket headbutt is no joke.

Hmph, Hong Li often felt fortunate for her steely brain, thinking that it was lucky she was stubborn, otherwise she would have been beaten silly over the years.

If she were to fall headfirst onto the ground, all those headdresses would be in a terrible state!

"Phew, found it!"

Lan Yuying cheered and, under Hong Li's puzzled gaze, pulled a small booklet from under a small box and handed it to Hong Li.

"Look, don't be shy, you'll need this after you get married, so you don't hurt each other because you lack experience!"

"what?"

Hong Li stared blankly with dead fish eyes, casually flipping through the booklet a couple of times. Under Lan Yuying's dazed gaze, Hong Li's lips curled up, revealing a disdainful smile.

"That's it?"

Hong Li casually placed the booklet on the table and commented sharply, "It's just average, really just average."

"Well, thinking about it, it makes sense. Mom, you were involved in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting when you were little, so your skills definitely weren't as diverse as mine—cough cough, I mean, you definitely didn't have as wide an interest as me. It's understandable that you might use this as your textbook. But who am I? I am Hong Li!"

Hongli turned her head and pointed proudly to her head: "Mom, do you know what's in here?"

"Uh……"

Lan Yuying tentatively asked, "Wisdom?"

"Wrong! It's yellow waste!"

Lan Yuying: "?"

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, I didn't say anything just now, I didn't say anything..."

Hongli suddenly realized that she had gotten a little carried away and jumped a little. The moment she realized that the person in front of her was her mother, cold sweat poured down her forehead.

She chuckled awkwardly, "Um, hahaha, haha, what happened just now? I don't remember anything."

Hmm, ah, hahaha, I get it, it must be my second personality acting up again.

"Oh dear, what bad luck! Why is she out here just days before her wedding?"

"Wow, what is this?!"

Hongli picked up the booklet again with a "surprised" look, carefully opened it, and immediately took a deep breath, widened her eyes and opened her mouth, and covered her mouth with her hand, looking astonished.

"Oh my gosh, that's scary, really scary! What are those pictures in there? They're making me so embarrassed!"

Seeing her daughter struggling there in her death throes, Lan Yuying chuckled: "Xiao Li?"

"Huh? Hahaha, what's wrong with Mom?"

Hongli turned her head, her hands and feet trembling, and forced a smile, saying, "Mom, what's with that expression? It looks like you're about to hit me, cough cough..."

I'm telling you, Mom, your daughter's getting married soon! If she gets hurt, she won't be able to attend the wedding on time! Help! Help! Help! Help!

[Hongli: Yang, your wife is in danger, return immediately!]

[Black Sun: ???]

[Black Sun: [Image]]

[Heiyang: I'm eating an apple, want one too?]

[Your contract partner (Black Sun) has sent you 1 fresh and juicy red apple. Do you wish to accept it?]

[Hong Li: ***************]

[Black Sun: ???]

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 346: Surely it's not only when doing bad things that one can put aside a restless mind and concentrate!

One day, two days...

I look forward to it, but I'm also a little afraid of it coming.

I panic when it comes, and I panic even more if it doesn't come.

Sometimes it feels like an eternity, and other times it feels like the days are fleeting.

In this stagnant atmosphere, time came to the night of the last day before Yang Li's wedding!

The room was pitch black, and to ensure he was full of energy for the next day, his parents made him go to bed before nine o'clock.

In the pitch-black room, Hei Yang stared blankly at the ceiling, which hadn't changed in over a decade.

[Heiyang: Are you nervous?]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: I wasn't nervous at first, but this atmosphere has made me nervous again.]

[Heiyang: Me too. I saw so many relatives had already arrived today, I didn't dare show my face to them beforehand.]

[Hongli: Jinxiu came too. She said she'd help me prepare for the wedding and told me not to worry, just focus on the wedding, and she'd take care of everything if anything happened.]

[Hongli: Heh, I was quite relieved at first, but when I heard she was going to cover for me, I instantly became worried.]

[Hei Yang: Haha, speaking of this, Xiao Long is back too.]

He rushed into my house, grabbed his brother's arm, and started wailing, almost as much as when we sent him to the Five Elements Sect.

[Hongli: It's not like it's a matter of life and death, is it really that big of a deal?]

[Hong Li: He's not young anymore, and his cultivation level isn't low either, yet he's still so immature. He still wants to serve as the sect's Water Elder.]

[Heiyang: Haha, I guess he just doesn't feel used to it.]

Xiaolong has always been like this; a few words of comfort will do the trick. He's actually happy that the two of us are together.

[Hongli: He's just... a kid.]

[Hongli: Hmm...]

[Heiyang: What's wrong?]

[Hongli: Suddenly, I don't know what to say...]

[Hongli: It's not that I have nothing to say, it's just that I have so much to say to you, but then I think it would be better to say it in person. I'm so nervous!]

[Hei Yang: It's okay, relax. Say whatever you want. Why are you being so distant with me?]

[Hongli: Haha, it's not about being distant... Never mind, let's talk about it tomorrow.]

[Hongli: Have you tried on the clothes you're going to wear tomorrow?]

[Hei Yang: Hmm, not bad. How about you? What do you think of the wedding dress Mom prepared for you?]

[Hongli: Hmm... I think it's pretty good too, you should like it, right? Haha, you're not allowed to dislike it!]

[Heiyang: Can I see a photo?]

[Hongli: You're lying in bed already! What are you taking pictures of? Save your anticipation for tomorrow, haha!]

[Hei Yang: You're getting good at keeping people in suspense now, aren't you?]

[Black Sun: It's making me feel like there's something red scratching inside me, it's so itchy...]

[Hongli: Hehe, relax, relax. Tomorrow, I'll fulfill all your expectations. Don't be so impatient, although I'm impatient too.]

[Black Sun: Hmm, then...]

[Hongli: Yeah, so...]

[Hei Yang Hong Li: Goodnight, sweet dreams.]

………………

"Cuckoo..."

"Whoa whoa……"

"hiss……"

The bronze snake looked at the two well-behaved chicks in front of it and nodded in satisfaction.

Okay, I'll forgive you two this time!

"Giggle!"

"Whoa whoa!"