How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Back in the day, your mother fell into that trap when she was only four years old!"

"Oh dear, please stop spreading rumors!"

Xiao Huo spoke up for his father, saying, "Dad already said that we were just acquaintances back then, nothing more!"

Their relationship developed through a series of subsequent efforts and connections.

"Ha, just as gullible as your mother!"

Hongling scoffed repeatedly: "You believe everything people say?"

You run into a cocky guy on the street who says to you: "Hey pretty girl, wanna get to know each other?"

Do you really think he just wants to get to know you?

"Ah this!"

Little Fire was stunned, her eyes widening into tiny beads: "Could it be... could it be... how could this be!"

"Ha, how could the knowledge passed down from the Flamingo be enough!"

Hongling pointed at Heiyang, revealing dead fish eyes.

"If you think all men are as harmless as your father, you're in big trouble."

Your mother is lucky to have met her perfect match!

"Or like her..."

Hong Ling glanced at Hong Li beside her, who was smiling slightly, her hands cupping her face in a dreamy expression.

Hongling waved her hand in front of Hongli, then in front of Heiyang, but there was no reaction.

Rolling her eyes, Hongling looked at Xiao Huo and the others, and shrugged: "Hmm? See? With your mother's love-struck mind, what if she runs into some despicable person instead of Xiao Yang?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo looked shocked and fell into deep thought with a serious expression.

"No, no."

Xingyun waved her hand, looked at Hongli and Heiyang who were gazing at each other, and couldn't help but smile.

"If you ask me, it's not because Sister Hongli is love-struck that she's with Brother Heiyang."

Xingyun nodded confidently and said, "Yes, it's because Sister Hongli and Brother Heiyang are together that things have turned out this way!"

"and……"

Xingyun looked at Hongli with admiration, her eyes sparkling: "Sister Hongli is really smart."

Actually, she has a very clear eye for people; she's just too lazy to say it. She knows who she can get along with and who she can't.

"Take Xingyun for example!"

Xingyun patted herself proudly: "Sister Hongli knew it! This kid doesn't have a bad heart, she's easy to get along with!"

"..."

A line of black lines appeared above Hongling's head: "I feel like all that buildup you gave before was just to praise yourself, right!"

"Hey hey hey."

Xingyun smiled sheepishly.

"Alright, alright, it won't hurt to learn more!"

Hongling tapped the blackboard and then pointed at Gaga, who was trying to slip away.

"Gaga, you should come and learn from this, so you won't become a big bad guy in the future!"

"Huh?!!"

…………

About ten minutes later, Hei Yang Hong Li finally came to her senses.

"Ah, it's time for the next step."

Hong Li shook her head and looked down at the map on the table...?

"Hey? Where's my map?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a question mark in her eyes.

"There it is."

Black Sun, with dead fish eyes, pointed to the side.

Hongli followed her hand and saw that Hongling had hung a map on the blackboard and was pointing at it with a pointer.

Below, Xingyun, Xiaohuo, and Gaga, the three little guys, sat in a row, listening attentively to Hongling's lesson.

"see it?"

Hongling pointed to a spot on the map with her pointer, her eyes sharp.

"Here! Here! And here!"

Nine times out of ten, the guys who frequent this place are not good people!

In these alleyways, there are always groups of people gambling, and they're sure to be caught if you investigate.

And here, here, this won't do either, this isn't a place for respectable people, this..."

"Hey, I'm saying..."

Hongli floated over with dead fish eyes, patted Hongling on the shoulder, and said in a flat tone, "So, Aunt, what are you going to do with our map? We have important business to attend to."

"what?"

Hongling raised an eyebrow and looked at Hongli: "You have important business to attend to, but I don't?"

Besides, can't you wait a bit before doing anything important?

What important matters could possibly be more important than educating children about safety and not talking to strangers?

"What? What if the child is abducted by human traffickers because this educational lesson is missing? Who will be responsible? Can you take responsibility?!"

Hongli: "???"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang leisurely sat down next to Xiao Huo, looking at the soul drawing on the blackboard, and sighed inwardly that the Hong family had indeed inherited this drawing skill.

"Low fire, low fire."

Hei Yang patted Xiao Huo softly and whispered, "What are you doing?"

"what!"

Xiao Huo quickly turned his head, stood up, leaned on Hei Yang's shoulder, and chuckled as he whispered in his ear, "Aunt Hong Ling is teaching us to be careful of scumbags and weirdos."

Hehe, actually, Little Fire knows that Auntie is because...

Hey, even if Xiao Huo doesn't say anything, it's still very interesting to listen to his aunt talk about these things!

If I say it directly, my aunt will definitely be sad and upset!

"So sensible."

Hei Yang chuckled and patted Xiao Huo on the shoulder, whispering, "You're much more sensible than your mother. If it were Xiao Li, she would definitely..."

"what?!"

Hongli couldn't help but blurt out, pointing at her aunt Hongling and shouting, "You? You're the one who teaches them how to be careful of bad men?"

"how?"

Hongling's face darkened, and she glared at Hongli with annoyance: "Is that not allowed?!"

"Pfft, hahaha, Auntie, don't make me laugh, hahaha..."

Hongli couldn't help but laugh until tears streamed down her face. She mocked, "You? You've never had a single successful relationship experience. No, you've never had a single relationship experience, whether it's a success or a failure!"

Aside from your dad and grandpa, you haven't held hands with any other guys, have you? Hahahaha…”

"..."

The audience was completely silent.

"Uh……"

A black line appeared on Hei Yang's forehead, revealing crescent-shaped eyes as he looked at Xiao Huo: "See? You know what I was going to say about your mother, right?"

"Ahahaha, this..."

A few beads of sweat rolled down Xiao Huo's forehead. He chuckled and replied in a low voice, "Actually, not long after I was born, I was a little afraid that my mother would get beaten one day. But I was relieved when I found out that none of them could beat my mother."

Then Xiao Huo became curious again: how did her mother survive to such an old age before she started cultivating? Many of her mother's behaviors seemed quite different from the survival instincts of the creatures in the lineage. Could it be because her mother's mother's family was some important figure?

Little Fire revealed his crescent-shaped eyes, looked at Black Sun, and said with a helpless expression, "It wasn't until Little Fire met his father that he realized..."

"It's true!"

Hei Yang was moved to tears, his old eyes streaming down his face as he stroked Xiao Huo's head: "Although I know I have to take most of the responsibility for her personality today."

But in some ways, she's already surpassed her teacher, like being a smart aleck, cough cough..."