How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Some pulled out real weapons from their storage bags, while others rushed back to their houses to rummage through boxes and cabinets. Still others pressed a mechanism on their longswords, which immediately began to transform, changing their appearance beyond recognition and into other shapes.

For a moment, out of the ten disciples on the field, only two or three remained, holding swords and staring blankly at their fellow disciples, suddenly feeling as if the world had become a strange place.

It's like a dorm with ten guys, and one day three of them are shocked to discover that, apart from the three of them, the other seven guys don't actually like women in that way, or so they think!

The elder, watching the chaotic dance of demons below, fell into deep contemplation about life.

Is it possible that this rule is actually reasonable? Or should we just revert to the old system?

Hei Yang Hongli couldn't bear to look any longer, so she turned around and went to ask Master Gu Jian about the situation outside.

As Master Gu Jian was talking to them, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he entered a state of sudden enlightenment.

She immediately activated her cultivation technique, and a portal automatically appeared in the sky above the Soaring Realm, sucking Gu Jian Zhenren out with a "whoosh".

Hei Yang Hongli was so frightened that her face turned pale. She was afraid that she would end up like Master Gu Jian, without even a chance to leave a last word. That would be too terrifying!

When Hei Yang Hong Li told the elders of the Wuliang Sword Sect about this, they all looked on with envy and longing, babbling auspicious words, congratulating the sect leader on achieving enlightenment, and wondering when they could also break through to the Nascent Soul stage and become a Tribulation Transcender.

The way those elders looked made Hei Yang Hong Li realize that asking any further questions would be pointless. Their chatter was practically turning the area beyond the Floating Realm into a paradise of birdsong and blooming flowers.

Ha, if they hadn't seen what the outside world looked like, they might have actually believed it!

The first time they saw it was when they accidentally broke through the world wall while building their little secret realm. The second time was when Master Gu Jian ascended to immortality. They looked out through that portal and saw nothing but darkness, which terrified them.

To put it in the worst-case scenario, they had thought that at least their elders would be waiting outside, but what if they went out and found that everyone had disappeared and not a single elder had come to pick them up? How desperate would that be!

Thinking of this, Hei Yang and Hong Li couldn't help but shudder. They absolutely could not allow such a thing to happen!

…………

At the foot of Wuliang Sword Gate Mountain, Hei Yang Hong Li looked at Hong Butian and Zhao Zhuji holding hands with a look of disdain.

Hong Li: "Ugh, how indecent!"

Hei Yang: "Ugh, this is indecent!"

Hongli: "Alas, the world is going to the dogs!"

Hei Yang: "Ugh, shameless!"

"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough!!!"

A bunch of tic-tac-toe characters popped up above Hong Butian's head as he pointed at Hei Yang and Hong Li, who were embracing each other, and couldn't help but roar, "How dare you two talk about us like that!"

"Ah?"

Hongli looked up at Heiyang, who was holding her, and asked curiously, "What happened to us?"

"do not know."

Hei Yang looked down at Hong Li in his arms and shook his head: "I don't understand what Brother Bu Tian is talking about at all."

Hong Butian: "..."

Zhao Zhuji: "..."

"Cough cough."

Hongli jumped out of Heiyang's arms, coughed twice, stood on tiptoe and hooked her arm around Heiyang's shoulder, and said calmly, "You are different from us."

We've been married for over ten years, and we're still just hugging and cuddling. What's wrong with that?

"That's it!"

Hei Yang nodded, his face serious, and said, "Look at you guys, you've known each other for less than five months at most."

They ended up holding hands and walking away together. Isn't that going too far?

"Exactly! Just think about what I was doing five months after I met Heiyang!"

Hong Li frowned, lost in memories.

[Brother Heiyang, tell me a story to lull me to sleep!]

Okay, okay, Xiao Li will be good.

"Pfft, cough, cough!"

Hong Li's face flushed slightly, but quickly returned to normal. She coughed twice and waved her hand, "Anyway, that's not the key point. The key point is that the two of you are progressing way too fast!"

"Indeed, it took us about 144 months to get together."

Hei Yang counted on his fingers and said, "You two got together in less than five months."

To round it off, that means one day for you is equivalent to thirty days for us, and one month for you is equivalent to thirty months for us.

"In other words, if you continue to develop at this pace..."

Hongli held up one finger and replied with a serious expression, "You two are very likely to get married before us!"

Maybe by the time we get married, you'll be able to watch from down there with three or four kids!

"That's it."

Hei Yang said with a look of disdain, "By then, Brother Bu Tian, ​​you'll be an old man. Who would want you to be their best man?"

"???"

Hong Butian was completely bewildered: "Wait, what kind of calculation is this?! Where are your math teachers now?"

"Ha, mortals really can't understand the wisdom of immortals."

Hei Yang sighed.

"Brother Bu Tian is ultimately just an ordinary person with a mortal body."

Hongli sighed.

"Hey, hey, suddenly you're acting all high and mighty again!"

Hong Butian rolled his eyes and waved his hand.

"Alright, alright, I know that what happened between me and Zhuji surprised you, but there's no need for such a big reaction, is there?"

"Actually..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance, then lowered their heads in defeat.

"You two went from meeting to dating to being together so quickly, it makes us look like such useless people!"

"Ha, if only I had known back then that Hei Yang would be so easy to deal with."

Hong Li gritted her teeth and clenched her fist, annoyed, "Then why am I still agonizing over it? I already won him over three or four years ago, okay!"

"Ha, if only I had known back then that Hong Li was so easy to fool."

Hei Yang said viciously, "Then what am I hesitating for? More than ten years ago..."

“Huh?!”*3

Three pairs of eyes turned to the suspect.

"Hey, what kind of looks are those?!"

Hei Yang struggled as he was handcuffed and led away: "I'm innocent! I haven't done anything wrong! You can't take me away! Help! Help!"

The three watched as Hei Yang was escorted away, and breathed a sigh of relief; the world had once again returned to peace and tranquility.

"It's not what you think!"

Zhao Zhuji shook off Hong Butian's hand and whispered with a face full of shame and indignation, "Who, who would want to marry such a Qi Refining stage newbie!"

"I, I just..."

Zhao Zhuji gritted her teeth and retorted, "We're just good friends!"

"Oh ho ho?"

Hongli leaned closer with a comical expression: "Do close friends have to hold hands?"

"Is it not possible?!"

Zhao Zhuji was furious and embarrassed.

"Go, go, go."

Hongli chuckled: "So, close friends go home together to meet the parents?"

"Who, who's meeting the parents!"

Zhao Zhuji turned to Hong Butian, who looked completely innocent, and stamped her foot, saying, "I was afraid he would use the excuse of going home to visit his family to slack off on his cultivation, so I followed him to keep an eye on him, okay!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hongli shrugged.

“I understand, I understand. I’m afraid he might slack off in his cultivation while sleeping at night.”

"No...no!"

"Hehe, classic!"

Hong Li couldn't help but laugh out loud. She patted Zhao Zhuji and said earnestly, "I've been through this before. Back then, wasn't I just as stubborn as you? And what happened?"

"The... result..."

Zhao Zhuji shrank back and asked weakly, "What will the result be?"