How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"What about me? What happened to me?!"

Hong Li was fearless, looking directly into Hei Yang's eyes with disdain.

"What's wrong with you? You can't win an argument so you resort to violence? You've got no shame!"

Hongli snorted, flopped onto the bed, covered her head and shouted, "Come on! Come on! If you're so capable, hit me! Anyway, this is the only way you can express your impotent rage!"

"Hmph, you just bully the honest Hongli, taking advantage of her weakness, pitifulness, and helplessness. You beat her up, it's truly heartbreaking to see and hear about..."

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hei Yang quickly stopped Hong Li from acting like a rogue.

"When did I say I was going to hit you? Don't wrong an innocent person!"

"Hey, if you don't want to hit me, why are you looking at me so fiercely!"

Hong Li looked annoyed: "Still glaring at me? How does that make your eyes look bigger?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang revealed his crescent-shaped eyes and chuckled repeatedly.

"Um, I'm staring so wide-eyed so I can get a good look at Little Red Riding Hood, oops, Little Red Riding Hood!"

"vomit!"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Hypocrite!"

"..."

A black line appeared on Hei Yang's forehead: "Get up, or I'll really hit you!"

"Ha, now you've shown your true colors!"

Hongli couldn't help but shout out, remaining motionless: "Come on, come on, hit me, hit me!"

"you!"

Hei Yang slapped him across the face.

"Ouch!"

Hongli dodged away like a rabbit, pointing at Heiyang with a shocked expression.

"You really hit me! You're finished!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I'm going to tell your mother! I'll make her hang you from the roof and whip you mercilessly!"

"Tch, making friends out of thin air, spreading rumors."

Hei Yang curled his lip and raised his hand: "I didn't hit you."

"That's because I dodged quickly!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "Am I stupid? Would I really let myself be beaten?"

"Ha, as if you're some kind of genius."

Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the bed, crossed his arms, and looked at Hong Li with disdain.

"Since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mom and complain about me?"

"You're slandering me, aren't you? I'll just tell your mom that you're the one who should be hung from the rafters!"

"You son of a bitch, I'm slandering you, I'm slandering you?"

Hongli stared wide-eyed, pointing at herself with an incredulous expression.

"Isn't what I said true? Even if you didn't hit him, it's still an attempted crime, and you'll be punished just the same!"

"Maybe I was just trying to scare you."

Black Sun, like a dead pig unafraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, can't I even scare you a little?"

Really? Really? Surely no one only allows themselves to criticize others, but gets upset when they themselves are criticized?

"you you you!"

Hong Li's face flushed red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, smirked, and kicked her legs.

"Ah, Hongli was angered to death by that dog Heiyang..."

"Hey, playing dead again, huh? Trying that trick again?"

Hongli: "..."

"Good grief, you started this by being a scoundrel, so don't blame me!"

What does he want to do? !

Hearing Hei Yang's half-threatening words, Hong Li was startled. This shouldn't be the case. As long as she was dead, Hei Yang couldn't do anything to her...

Wait, that seems to be a pre-wedding tactic, and now it's not moving at all, uh...

Holy crap, no way, no way?

Brother Heiyang, you can't be serious, can you?

I was just kidding!

Hong Li's heart raced. Didn't we agree to make a move on the wedding day...? She finally couldn't hold back!

Damn it! But then again, it makes sense! After all, Hong Li is so cute!

If she were Hei Yang, she would have done this and that, and then made Hong Li do this and that... Damn it, I'm such a villain!

But here's the problem: I am Hong Li!

What should I do? Help! A menacing black sun is lurking nearby. I need help urgently!

If Hei Yang really takes action, will she accept it, or will she be forced to accept it?

Wow, this is such a tough choice!

“Ha, found it!”

Hei Yang's voice rang out in surprise.

Hongli: "!!!"

They even have props?!

No, brother! I'm inexperienced! You can't do this!

"Hey, Xiao Li, guess what this is!"

Hei Yang's voice startled Hong Li, and then she felt Hei Yang squeezing a round thing against her face.

Hongli: "???"

What the hell is this?!

Hongli suddenly remembered that some time ago, when Heiyang wasn't paying attention, she secretly took those ten T-shirts—cough cough—and secretly took that very mysterious prop to peek at it, wanting to satisfy her curiosity.

And then, the result was... sob sob sob...

The result was... sob sob...

She had thought, she thought she had been bad enough before!

It turns out that she's a total sweetheart, as innocent as a blank sheet of paper.

Although, well, but...

Ugh, I regret not listening to Hei Yang!

Her thoughts are dirty and unclean!

Well, but...

She only peeked at it a tiny bit; she must still be the pure and innocent Hong Xiaoli, right?

Yes, that's it, that's right!

She, Hong Li, is innocent and naive!

"Hey, stop pretending!"

Hei Yang's helpless voice came from beside me.

"Give me some feedback, otherwise it's no fun at all!"

Waaaaah, he even wanted to do that, and now he wants her to give him feedback, waaaaah...

"One last time, what is this?"

Hei Yang said quietly, "Aren't you going to talk?"

Hongli: "..."

Hong Li couldn't help but shudder when she thought of certain images she had seen. Damn, they were all round?

What else could it be?! How could you even bring yourself to say something like that?!

Waaaaah... You stinky Hei Yang, you dog Hei Yang, you're bullying me!

"Ah this..."