How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Zhao Zhuji gave a light snort, reversed the sword, and slapped the blade with her palm. With the infusion of spiritual energy, the sword twisted and changed into a different shape.

Hong Butian caught his breath, looked up, and saw that the sword in Zhao Zhuji's hand had transformed into a large hammer.

Hong Butian: "???"

Is it an illusion? When?

"drink!"

With the hammer in hand, Zhao Zhuji's eyes lit up, and her originally fierce aura suddenly turned violent as she smashed the hammer into the ice pillar!

"boom!"

"Click click click"

Under everyone's watchful eyes, huge cracks continued to extend upwards and downwards, and the impact shattered and obliterated the entire ice pillar.

The flames melted the ice shards, turning them into a shower of rain.

"Since that's the case, then I'll get serious too!"

Xingyun glanced at Zhao Zhuji, took out a bead, and pressed it onto her family's ancestral spirit sword. Instantly, the blade grew upwards rapidly, and flames flew up, forming a long bridge of fire in the sky.

"The Xing family's famous sword cuts through the mortal world, its longest length being approximately 4,900 meters!"

Hei Xiaolong: "???"

"Hey, hey, what are you two doing!"

Hei Xiaolong's eyes widened: "If you can't beat them, you resort to using something? That's cheating!"

"Ha! You try driving one if you dare!"

"That's right! Show us how you do it!"

"Change it quickly!"

"Change!"

Hei Xiaolong: "..."

Hong Butian: "..."

"Huh? There's a family heirloom setting? Isn't this just blatantly adding a setting to yourself and cheating?"

Hongli lowered her eyes and said softly, "Where is our Five Colors family heirloom? Where did our family heirloom go? Heiyang, quickly help me add some settings!"

"Uh, how about a family genetic setting?"

Hei Yang said weakly.

Hongli: "???"

"Damn it! I don't care! I want what others have too! I, Hong Li, will never be inferior to anyone in my life!"

Hong Li jumped off the recliner, pulled Hei Yang up, and held it above her head: "Heirloom Hei Yang, second form, activate!"

"You fucking... put me down..."

"Ha, no way."

Hongli, holding Heiyang upside down by the leg, went to the edge of the roof and stuck his head out: "Go and get some popcorn for Sister Hongli!"

"Grass."

Hei Yang looked at the spinning ground, the earth above his head, and Hong Li beneath his feet...

"Hongli, you woman would be roasted alive where I'm from!"

"I want popcorn, not peanuts!"

Hongli raised her head: "Black Sun airdrop ready, one, two..."

"What the hell..."

Hei Yang kicked off with both legs, hooked his arms around Hong Li's waist, and lunged towards the ground: "Let's die together!"

"Hey, hey, don't... Aaaaaah!"

"Snapped……"

"……grumble"

Kim Soo: "?"

Jin Xiu watched as the two people who were just relaxing on the recliners in the Ling Shi image disappeared in the blink of an eye, leaving only two recliners swaying gently, a blanket half-hanging by the side of the room, and no sound from the people.

It looks just like a crime scene from a detective novel, full of suspicious points and clues!

"Really, I was so stupid, ha..."

Kim Soo rolled her eyes: "I must have been brain-damaged to think their lives were so leisurely and comfortable..."

The camera pans downwards; Hei Yang flees, Hong Li chases.

Hei Yang defended with a large broom, while Hong Li attacked with an iron shovel.

"Heiyang! I just washed my hair!"

"Wash it again, those who are really clean wash several times a day!"

"I don't care! Just let me smash your head off!"

"Where is the gentleness? Where is the grace?"

"They're both dead!"

...............

"Ha, as long as I jump fast, gravity can't catch me!"

Hei Xiaolong kept jumping around, trying to do something that would cause the Aoyoujie to have a stroke, but unfortunately he still fell towards the ground.

At this moment, Xingyun and Zhao Zhuji finally closed in and launched an attack on Hei Xiaolong together: "The troublemaker should die first!"

"Aaaaaah! No! Spare me!"

Hei Xiaolong, looking terrified, then broke into a smile: "I was just kidding!"

Hei Xiaolong waved and chuckled, "Hello everyone."

"!!!"

A huge exclamation mark popped up above Zhao Zhuji and Xingyun's heads. They hurriedly tried to retreat, but the black dragon in front of them suddenly faded in color as if the rendering had failed, turning into an ice sculpture that then exploded!

"Ok?"

Hong Butian frowned.

"Glug glug glug..."

The raindrops that had just fallen from the sky suddenly gathered, rose, and transformed into the shape of a black dragon.

With his back to the ice sculpture stunt double, Hei Xiaolong struck a cool pose: "Boom!"

"..."

"Ok?"

Hei Xiaolong waited for three or four seconds, but the expected "Ahhhhh*2" did not appear. He turned his head in confusion and saw two women with dark faces.

"Hehe, hehe..."

Xingyun opened her mouth and spat out a bunch of ice shards: "Hehehe, all aboveboard..."

"Hahaha……"

With a forced smile, Zhao Zhuji pulled an ice spike from her forehead, and a small spurt of blood shot out with a "whoosh".

"Haha, this is so much fun..."

"Brother Bu Tian, ​​save me!"

Hei Xiaolong turned to run away, only to find himself being picked up.

"Hurry up!"

Hong Butian roared, "I've caught him! Hurry up!"

Hei Xiaolong: "..."

"ah-----"

On the stands, Shui Ran looked up at the sky expressionlessly. As she watched a small star grow bigger and bigger, she couldn't help but make a "well" shape appear above her head.

Shui Ran waved her hand, and a water tornado swept Hei Xiaolong towards her, dispersing the spell.

"vomit……"

Hei Xiaolong knelt on the ground, pounded his chest, coughed up a few drops of blood, and looked at Shui Ran with a guilty expression.

"Master, it's not that I'm useless, it's just that they are so vicious! Cough cough!"

Shuiran: "..."

Blood pressure is rising!

…………