How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

This is a special version that has been improved many times. It works very well. I guarantee that even if someone is in the Nascent Soul stage, they will suffer a great loss if they are not careful enough to detect it.

"Yes, it will definitely make him fall asleep peacefully, as if he were dead!"

"Wow, that's really impressive..."

Yin Zisheng pried open Huo Le's eyelids, stroked his chin, and carefully observed him, saying, "But are you really sure that my junior brother isn't really dead, but still alive?"

"Of course!"

"But he's not breathing anymore?"

"normal phenomenon!"

"His heart stopped beating."

"absolutely okay!"

"Amazing!"

Yin Zisheng couldn't help but exclaim in admiration, "So, he can't feel anything right now, and I could secretly take one of his kidneys without any problems?"

"It's okay to pick two! Don't worry!"

"Amazing!"

"That's that's..."

Kim Soo: "..."

Jin Xiu secretly moved to a small corner and took out an emergency communication spirit stone: "Hello? Yes, is this the Cultivation World Law Enforcement Department? Yes, yes, I want to report."

Yeah, a mad scientist who also works as a human trafficker, a deadly poisoner, and a master of grabbing waists. Yes, he's very powerful, and yeah, very scary!

"Yes, yes, remember to send plenty of people! Oh, right, I'm hanging up now!"

…………

"Ha, the quarterfinals are a piece of cake!"

Xingyun shook off the sparks from her longsword, glanced at the burly man lying on the ground with his eyes darting around, a smile playing on her lips, and turned to look at the two arenas on either side.

"Are you satisfied?"

Hei Xiaolong crossed his arms, looked at the tall, thin man in the ice block in front of him, and sneered, "I'll ask you one more time, do you submit or not?"

"Didn't you say you'd beat me until I called you 'Daddy'? If you call me 'Daddy,' then I'll let you out!"

The tall, thin man blinked frantically: "******"

"!!!"

Hei Xiaolong's expression changed: "A special technique for cursing in the cultivation world? That's something!"

The tall, thin man's eyes darted left and right: "******"

"Ugh! Your breath still stinks?!"

Hei Xiaolong rolled up his sleeves, his hair standing on end.

"Looks like you're really pushing me to get serious. I've memorized Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli's vocabulary list perfectly!"

"********"

"********"

"The contestant in ring number seven has shown poor conduct; one warning is issued..."

"Ha, you flatter me."

Zhao Zhuji removed the longsword from her opponent's neck, whose face was somewhat pale, and said politely.

"Thanks for showing mercy."

The opponent returned the greeting and turned to walk off the stage.

"The Five Elements Sect actually has two members who made it into the top eight...?"

Zhao Zhuji turned to look at Xingyun, and then caught a glimpse of Hei Xiaolong, whose mouth seemed to be covered by a layer of water for some reason.

He nodded thoughtfully, then turned his head to look at another place that surprised him.

"that……"

Hong Butian greeted her sheepishly, "I'm only at the third level of Qi Refining. I was just messing around and trying it out."

As a result, I somehow got a bye and then advanced, so, well, I accidentally made it to the round of 16, which is really strange. I know this isn't my level, so I hope you'll go easy on me.

"To feign weakness to the enemy...?"

Hong Butian's opponent, his eyes hidden beneath long bangs, dressed in black and carrying a broken sword, said in a deep voice, "I never expected that a sect as upright and honorable as the Boundless Sword Sect would have someone as cunning as you!"

"Hey, how am I scheming? Who am I scheming against?"

Hong Butian raised an eyebrow, his temper flaring up: "Let me tell you, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want. I, Hong Butian, am upright and honest!"

"Heh, always using the least amount of effort to defeat powerful opponents, even faking his cultivation level..."

The man in black sneered as he analyzed, "Using so-called luck and chance as excuses, they quietly sneaked in, only to reveal their hand at the last minute and take first place in one fell swoop. What a clever tactic."

"What kind of tricks do you think I have!"

Hong Butian pointed to his face in a state of utter despair: "With your level of cultivation so high, can't you see through me? Can't you tell that I'm really just a noob?"

"Ha, stop pretending. You're being too clever for your own good."

The man in black said smugly, "His other methods are so sophisticated that I can hardly see any trace of them; they are simply terrifying."

But you insisted on coming up with this level of cultivation, and you ended up looking like a dog instead of a tiger. Compared to the one who can pass the A-level exam, someone like you who always manages to barely pass the C-level is much more terrifying!

"I'll control your grandma!"

"Oh? You're using foul language to try and provoke me?"

The man in black chuckled and said, "I won't fall for it. Back then, I acted rashly because of my arrogance."

As a result, I was taught a lesson by a master from the Wuliang Sword Sect, who broke my beloved sword as a warning, telling me to think twice before acting, lest I be tricked into paying for someone else's money.

Since then, I've become much more patient, waiting for my opponent to show a weakness before striking decisively. That's the path I should take!

"Ha, hopeless, goodbye."

Hong Butian rolled his eyes and half-raised his hand, saying, "I give up..."

"Very well, I admit your provocation worked on me!"

The black-clad swordsman's aura surged wildly: "You don't even bother to fight me?"

"That's true. After all, you're a powerhouse of that level, so it's only natural that you wouldn't care about a nobody like me."

"However, I have been preparing for this day for far too long!"

The black-clad swordsman suddenly roared, black sword energy swirling around him, his aura rising once more: "This secret technique can temporarily allow my strength to reach the peak of Foundation Establishment. Combined with my swordsmanship, I am confident I can even fight against Golden Core cultivators!"

Of course, I haven't mastered this secret technique very well, and even I don't have absolute confidence in controlling it.

If you can withstand this attack, you win!

"Hey, hey, is this all just a big fuss? Dude, calm down, calm down. I already said I'm surrendering..."

"Enough! Do you still want to humiliate me?!"

The man in black roared and charged at the Chunin with his broken sword. Suddenly, he staggered, coughed up blood, knelt on one knee, looked up, and said with a face full of resentment, "Damn it!"

So, my control was indeed lacking after all? Was this what you expected? Ha! I really was overestimating myself.

"Uh……"

Hong Butian's lips twitched: "So are you going to fight or not? If you're not going to fight, then I'm surrendering..."

"I surrender."

"???"

Hong Butian asked, puzzled, "Wait, what are you doing?"

"As I said before, if this secret technique is not controlled properly, it will backfire."

The man in black calmly let large clumps of blood spill from the corner of his mouth: "I'm so weak now that I can't even use my spiritual power at will. There's no point in continuing to fight."

"Forget it, since I know I'm not as strong as you, I might as well use this time to cultivate!"

The man in black bowed to Hong Butian and said, "I've learned a lot! Farewell!"

"Hey, what have you learned? I have no idea!"

"I understand what you mean. The true teaching can only be understood intuitively, not explained in words!"

"What the hell..."

Hong Butian stared blankly at the man in black's retreating figure until he was announced as one of the top eight. Only then did he manage to cry out in anguish, "Come back here! Don't leave me here! Go and face those monsters!"

.........

"Hmm, what happened?"

Huo Le woke up groggily.

"It's okay, go back to sleep."