How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

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Hei Yang was poked around by Hong Li and couldn't help but show his dead fish eyes. He looked up at Hong Li speechlessly: "But from my angle, it's terrifying. It looks like you could swallow me whole."

"Hmm, let me see..."

Hongli took the Poké Ball, touched a raised button, and pressed it gently: "Is that so... Ah!"

Almost the instant she pressed the button, Hong Li gasped, feeling a sudden weight in her arms. Looking down, she saw Hei Yang lying in her embrace, staring at her with a dark expression.

"Pfft, hahaha, sorry, sorry..."

Hongli put Black Sun down, chuckled, and recalled the Poké Ball: "Is this really purple quality? It looks like a toy, a mini version of Black Sun, hehehe..."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked interested and suddenly couldn't help but ask, "How about I trade you a sack for it?"

"Ha, don't even think about it."

Hongli grinned smugly: "I can use this to play with you for years, cough cough..."

However, your sack is different; I've already found a way to deal with it!

"what?"

Hei Yang looked puzzled, a question mark appearing above his head: "What method? I don't believe it!"

"Heh, it's very simple."

Hongli pointed her finger and said smugly, "Next time you put a sack over my head, I won't resist at all. If I don't resist, you won't get any fun, and if you don't get any fun, you'll get tired of that sack very quickly!"

"Tired of playing with sacks, huh?"

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li: "But there's still someone in the sack."

Hongli: "..."

"Stop talking nonsense and continue!"

Hong Li snorted softly, ignoring Hei Yang's words.

"Come on! Double blast!"

Prop: Counterclockwise

Quality: gold

Effect: A one-time consumable item that causes a designated person to travel back in time for 0-365 days at a specific location.

Synopsis: What is reversed is the past; what is changed is the future.

Prop: Clockwise

Quality: gold

Effect: A one-time consumable item that accelerates time for a designated person or location by 0-365 days.

Synopsis: Speed up! Speed up!

Wow, that's really high-class!

Hongli didn't say much: "Watch me!"

Items: No mole, please give me some ( )

Quality: purple

Results: Don't worry, it's 10 terabytes!

Description: Hey, why can't I mark them in purple? They're very precious to me!

Item: There is a mole; trading halted.

Quality: purple

Effect: Only effective against cultivators at the Nascent Soul level and below, negating one fatal attack.

Synopsis: Heroes don't desert their posts in the face of battle!

Hongli: "..."

Cough cough, I fell into a coma so suddenly yesterday, I didn't even have time to leave my last words...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 313 Some friends drift apart not because of conflicts, but because they hesitated when they picked up the phone, thinking: "Maybe next time."

"Ten t? What does that mean?"

Hong Li held a black crystal, about the size of an ordinary spirit stone, with a puzzled look on her face, and looked at the item information description.

"Hmm, the description says it's an item that can store a lot of information. You can try injecting spiritual energy to see what's inside..."

"Children don't need to know too much!"

Suddenly, Hei Yang reached out his hand expressionlessly and snatched the black crystal before Hong Li could react.

"Confiscated. You are not allowed to touch anything in here."

After a pause, Hei Yang added, "At least not now. Let's talk about it again in a few years, hmm."

"???"

Hongli stared at her empty palm, utterly bewildered.

"No, Hei Yang, what do you mean?!"

Hongli couldn't help but protest, "How can you do this? You're confiscating my things for no reason! What's inside?"

Why ask so many questions?

Hei Yang snorted softly, and with a squeeze of his hand, cough cough, he couldn't bear to crush it (crossed out) it was too hard to crush.

Hei Yang had no choice but to throw the crystal into a corner of his storage bag. Well, it was out of necessity!

"I'm doing this for your own good!"

"Wow, you're not my mom, no, my mom doesn't usually say things like that!"

"I'm your husband, would I harm you if you listened to me!"

With a cold expression, Hei Yang reached out and picked up Hong Li. With a questioning look on her face, he placed her in her usual sleeping spot, stuffed a pillow under her head, and pulled the blanket over her.

"Alright, the box is open. You're sleepy, it's time to go to sleep."

"No, no, what are you talking about!"

Hongli kicked the blankets in annoyance and said angrily, "If you're not going to tell me, fine, but you have to change the subject like this. Heiyang, you're keeping me in suspense!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang reached for the headboard and turned off the light: "You'll understand later. If you really see it, I'm afraid neither of us will be able to sleep tonight."

"Huh? What?"

Hongli asked curiously, "Is it because the story inside is too scary that you're afraid to sleep?"

Are you still worried that the plot is too captivating, and you might watch it all night long?

"Ha, why do you think that storing information necessarily involves text?"

Hei Yang chuckled, reached out and pulled Hong Li into his arms, and couldn't help but say, "You're so cute."

Hongli: "???"

"You're insulting me, aren't you? Who do you think you are!"

"No, no, I was just complimenting you."

"Aha?"

Hongli was filled with questions, wanting to know why Heiyang had suddenly confiscated her things, but no matter how she asked, he wouldn't budge, and even said he would tell her a story to lull her to sleep.

Ha, how old is she? Does she still think Hong Li is the little girl she used to be? Just a lowly storyteller from Hei Yang…

"........."

"Heiyang, Heiyang? What happened to him later?"

Hongli was nestled in Heiyang's arms, listening to the exciting part, when she realized that Heiyang had suddenly fallen silent.

She paused for a moment, then peeked out and saw Hei Yang sleeping peacefully.

"Hey, Heiyang, wake up! Finish your story before you go back to sleep!"

Hongli gently nudged Heiyang and asked anxiously, "What happened next?"

After Song Jiang received the One Ring from Iron Man, would he be able to defeat the three Zeus brothers and unify the ninja world?

"Damn it, don't get stuck at the crucial moment of the final battle!"

Hei Yang: "Zzzzz..."

"Ah, Xiao Li, stop it, stop it, go to sleep..."

Hei Yang, still half asleep, reached out and pressed Hong Li's head back down, muttering, "We'll talk about it when she wakes up."