How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"..."

Hong Butian and Hei Xiaoqi, standing to the side, had black lines appearing on their foreheads, as if they could see lightning striking each other as the two locked eyes...

"What's going on?"

Hei Xiaoqi sidled up to Hong Butian, glanced at his Wuliang Sword Sect disciple robes, raised an eyebrow, and whispered, "Why did you mess with the Wuliang Sword Sect? Didn't Xiao Yang and Xiao Li pull strings for you?"

"Well, it's a long story, but to make it short..."

Hong Butian nodded: "An unexpected surprise!"

"I see!"

Hei Xiaoqi suddenly realized something, though she didn't know what she had realized. She turned to look at the two people facing off and felt the atmosphere around her solidify, making it hard for her to breathe.

"So what's going on with those two?"

"Well, based on my observation..."

Hong Butian frowned as he looked at the two of them: "This must be the legendary clash of auras!"

"You've been reading too many biographical novels because of your sister..."

"A little bit of dabbling."

"I see!"

"..."

"you're good……"

Zhao Zhuji looked at Hei Xiaolong and said in a deep voice, "Being younger than me proves that your talent is stronger than mine."

"You're not bad either."

Hei Xiaolong responded in a low voice: "Being older than me proves that you have more practical experience than me."

"try it?"

"Exactly what I want!"

The two men abruptly took two steps back, about to fight, when suddenly a loud shout came from the sky: "Stop! Don't move! Hands up! Slowly squat down! Hands behind your head!"

Zhao Zhuji: "???"

Hei Xiaolong: "???"

A bunch of question marks appeared above their heads. Looking up at the sky, they saw a crimson figure descending from above. A disciple of the Fire Department of the Five Elements Sect jumped down from the back of the Fire Crane, looked at the two of them with a scrutinizing expression, and pulled out a small notebook: "Name? Realm? Which sect?"

"Ah, this..." *2

Hei Xiaolong and Zhao Zhuji caught a glimpse of the armband on the other person's shoulder that read "Patrol Team," and their eyelids twitched violently.

Hei Xiaolong: "My name is Hei Xiaoqi!"

Zhao Zhuji: "My name is Hong Butian!"

Hei Xiaoqi and Hong Butian: "???"

"Oh, Hei Xiaolong and Zhao Zhuji, right..."

The patrolmen, seemingly deaf, jotted down notes in their notebooks: "Hei Xiaolong of the Five Elements Sect and Zhao Zhuji of the Boundless Sword Sect, both at the third level of Foundation Establishment, provoked trouble before the official start of the conference, unleashing a high-energy spiritual energy reaction. The crime was unsuccessful, and this is hereby recorded..."

"???"

Zhao Zhuji's pupils dilated in shock: "No, it's one thing to know his name, but how come he can recognize my real name too?! What kind of supernatural power is this?!"

"Hey, what do you mean 'it's one thing to know my name'?"

Hei Xiaolong retorted unhappily, "Don't I look like my own sister? Can't you just be blind and mistake us for each other? I'll treat you to a meal afterwards..."

"Hei Xiaolong, attempting to bribe patrol team members, is an even more serious offense..."

The patrol member continued taking notes: "I took over Hongling's shift, and she mentioned you to me..."

"Pfft, hahaha..."

Hei Xiaoqi couldn't help but laugh out loud under her brother's resentful gaze: "Now he's getting his comeuppance."

"Hei Xiaolong, remember to go and explain this to your master yourself..."

The patrol team member looked calmly at Zhao Zhuji: "In addition, your lists were submitted by your respective sects several days ago, and our patrol team needs to memorize them all."

"Well, if this junior sister has any complaints, she can report it to the patrol headquarters..."

"Ah this..."

Zhao Zhuji revealed her crescent-shaped eyes: "Then no need, I'm convinced..."

"Hey, hey, I don't accept this!"

Hei Xiaolong shouted, "I'm doing this to uphold the dignity of our Five Elements Sect..."

"I'll say it again, talk to your master..."

The patrol team members upheld the law impartially, and the earnest advice from their senior, Hongling, before she left still echoed in her heart: "Yes, that's it, you..."

Before he could finish speaking, the patrol team members and the fire crane beside them suddenly turned their heads to look in a certain direction, and they could vaguely hear someone's arrogant voice.

.........

"Hahaha! Who's next? Next one!"

Xingyun sheathed her sword and looked at the crowd around her with a smug expression.

Wow, I'm really starting to have Hongli's aura more and more! (ω)hiahiahia

Xingyun maintained a calm expression, but inwardly she was laughing wildly.

"Name?"

A cold voice suddenly rang out.

"Five Elements Sect Apricot... Hmm?"

Xingyun's face stiffened, and without turning her head, she said, "Son! The city management officers are coming, let's run!"

"quack!!!"

As if they had rehearsed many times, Xingyun suddenly pulled out a piece of black cloth and tied it to her face. She lunged forward, and Gaga, who had been waiting there, caught up with Xingyun and took off.

Patrol team member: "!!!"

Patrol team member Li Huohe: "!!!"

"Let's chase them!!!"

"hold head high!!!"

.........

Under the watchful eyes of Hei Xiaoqi and the others, two Fire Cranes, one after the other, streaked across the sky above Five Elements City.

"Stop!!!"

The patrolman shouted angrily, "Resisting arrest! That's an even bigger offense! Show me your face! Don't cover your face!"

"Ha! Stopping obediently would be an even greater offense!"

Xingyun recalled Hongli's earnest teachings: "Confess and you'll be treated leniently, or you'll rot in jail!"

"Trying to convict me? Catch me first! Hahahaha!"

Damn it! I can't lose, I've staked on Senior Hongling's beliefs!

Hongli's will is with me!!!

Hei Xiaolong and Zhao Zhuji: "..."

…………

"Hmm, I think I heard Xiaoyun talking about me..."

As Hongli slurped up the soup her mother had made, she muttered, "She must be missing me."

"Glug glug, why worry about so much!"

Hei Yang hugged the bowl and gulped down several mouthfuls of soup, then took a deep breath: "Mom's cooking is awesome!"

"That is that is!"

Hongli instantly forgot about Mouyun and transformed into a motherly simp: "A flavor I could eat my whole life without getting tired of, are you kidding me?"

"Eat quickly, this breakfast will soon become lunch!"

"Yes, yes!"

"Ton ton ton..." *2

…………

"Tell everyone that I will be going back."

Yao Qingkong looked at the Grand Elder floating to the side and sighed, "We'll be back soon, very soon."

"Is this so..."

The elder nodded, indicating that he understood.