How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"You want to fight, huh!"

"I'm not afraid of you! Wait till I take off my skirt—I mean, I can still kill you with one hand even with a skirt on!"

"Huh? Aren't you afraid of biting off more than you can chew? Try and kill me, go ahead and try!"

"You forced me to do this! One Finger!"

"Six Yang Divine Sword!"

"Hey ha hey ha hey ha!"

"Hoo-ha hoo-ha hoo-ha!"

"..."

"click"

"Uh, why was this one taken too?"

"Delete it! Delete it!"

"No way, let's come up with a name. Hmm, let me think... how about 'Severing Ties' or 'Turning Against Each Other'?"

"Get out of here! Calling someone a beating is a sign of affection, scolding someone is a sign of love!"

"Ugh, it would be better to call it the Black Sun Crimson Glass Battle Damaged Edition!"

"Come on, I didn't even mess up your hairstyle, and you're calling it battle damage!"

"Wow, what do you mean? You want to pull my hair? How childish!"

"Don't make false accusations!"

"Urgent, urgent!"

"Ah……"

"..."

The setting sun cast long shadows of the Black and Red family as they strolled leisurely towards their home, until at a certain intersection, their shadows split into three.

"Lianlian, come with me to your sister's house. We can tidy up Xiaoyang's room and you can stay there."

“Let Xiao Huo come back to our home with us. It’s too much of a disturbance for her to stay at her grandparents’ house.”

"Hey, what do you mean by disturbing me? It's no problem at all!"

"Alright, alright, you two can go enjoy your time together!"

"Hey little fire, your parents saved you a super nice bedroom! Except for the bed, which isn't as big as ours, everything else is much better!"

"Wow! Little Fire has a room of his own now? Long live Mommy and Daddy!!!"

"Let's go, let's go, be careful on the road."

Remember to go to bed early and wake up early!

"Call us if you need anything!"

"Um……"

"..."

On a branch somewhere, a sloth was swinging leisurely, sleeping so comfortably, but perhaps it had forgotten something?

Hmm, no, it's not that she forgot something, it's that she was forgotten by two certain guys!

Forget it, I'm going to sleep. I'll deal with it when I wake up...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 305 Family Rules: The Rules Easiest to Break, Lowest Cost, and Most Emotionally Impactful

"We're back! Mom and Dad, open the door for Xiao Huo!"

Little Fire helped his forgetful parents bring Lazy Sister back!

Little Firecracker, carrying a little sloth on its back, flapped its wings and flew towards Yang Li's house, calling out, "Open the door for Little Firecracker!"

Less than two seconds after the words were spoken, a gap appeared in the semi-circular barrier covering Yang Li's house, allowing Xiao Huo to land safely in the yard.

"Mother?"

Little Fire asked curiously, "Where does Lazy Sister live?"

"Just put it on that pomegranate tree, she mentioned it before..."

Hongli's voice drifted over: "Come and see if the room prepared for you is suitable. If not, just say so. We have plenty of empty rooms in our house..."

"Hmm, every time I think about these details, I feel deeply grateful to those senior sisters and brothers."

Hei Yang's voice came from the side: "I feel that the previous hospitality was not sincere enough. Why don't we give them some more thank-you gifts?"

"That's a good idea. We can ask Xiaoyun to bring it next time she comes..."

Hongli pondered for a moment, then turned her head and saw a little red head peeking out from the living room doorway, looking around the room with a curious expression. She couldn't help but chuckle and wave her over, saying, "What are you doing, sneaking around like that? This is our own home, it's not like we've never seen each other before. Come and see the room we prepared for you."

"oh oh!"

Little Huo's eyes lit up, and he ran to his parents, craning his neck to look inside. He exclaimed, "Wow! There are pink wall stickers on the walls, and a little bed that looks so comfortable!"

On the bedside table are a little flamingo doll, a small red glass puppet that Aunt Xiaoyun gave to Mom, and oh wait, a small black sun puppet that Dad has. When did they get these?

"Ah, Hei Yang found a piece of wood and whittled it himself with his sword."

Hong Li chuckled and playfully bumped into Hei Yang, who was now legally her husband, saying cheerfully, "That guy saw how affectionately Little Flamingo was with its mother, Hong Xiao Li, and his fragile heart couldn't take it."

I picked up a piece of wood that night and, with a "crunch, crunch" sound, whittled it into a small black sun in the living room. Then, I quietly placed the small black sun next to us.

I thought he'd gotten up in the middle of the night to sneak out and eat something, hehe.

"Laugh, laugh, laugh! What are you laughing at!"

Enraged, Hei Yang slapped Hong Li across the face. Hong Li chuckled, rubbed her bottom, and didn't dare to provoke Hei Yang any further.

"Okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore."

Like coaxing a child, Hongli smiled and patted Heiyang's head as he squatted on the ground. She then took Xiaohuo's hand and led him into the room. Looking around the bedroom, she asked, "How is it? Are you satisfied with this room?"

"satisfy!"

Little Fire nodded with shining eyes and said, "It's much, much bigger than the little house I used to live in!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's smile froze, and her lips twitched: "I've lived in that little house for fifteen years since I was three years old. It's really not good for you, Master Xiao Huo, that the house is too small."

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo chuckled awkwardly, "No, no, that's not true. I was just praising this room. I didn't mean to say that the little room Mom lived in before was bad. I definitely didn't mean to put one down and praise the other!"

"Ha, Xiao Huo was just telling the truth. Who are you trying to scare with that tone, Hong Li!"

Hei Yang pulled Xiao Huo behind him to protect her and comforted her, "It's okay, Xiao Huo, Dad's got your back. Speak your mind boldly. Hong Li's room before was indeed pitifully small."

"Well, it's not as big as my house anyway. I've made fun of her so many times, one more time won't make a difference!"

"Hey, what do you mean? So what if my room is a little smaller than yours? I even have my own study!"

Hongli couldn't help but shout, "Do you have one? Do you have one? Does Heiyang even have his own study? No, right? Ha!"

"My bedroom and my study, combined, are larger than your bedroom, so my usable living space is clearly greater than yours, Hei Yang's. I really don't know what you're so smug about!"

Hongli gave a soft hum and reached out to pull Xiao Huo into her arms.

"Xiao Huo, don't listen to him trying to sow discord between us. Your father is no good. Stay away from him in the future, or you'll definitely go astray when you grow up!"

"Slander, is it!"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "What evidence do you have that Xiao Huo will learn bad things from me? You just make things up like that?"

"Aha?"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with astonishment, then pointed to herself: "Aren't I the evidence?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's expression froze. Looking at Hong Li's self-righteous look, he sighed and said, "Alright, alright, you win. I admit defeat."

"Ha, you're smart to know what's good for you!"

Hong Li smiled smugly, not ashamed, but proud.

She pulled the excited-looking Xiao Huo to the shelf by the wall, chuckled, and pulled out a storage bag: "It's not over yet!"

"Ah?"

Xiao Huo tilted his head curiously, and then saw Hong Li suddenly pour out a bunch of snacks from her storage bag: bread, fries, cookies, candy, jelly, juice, raisins, melon seeds, peanuts, fruit candy...

Under Xiao Huo's dumbfounded gaze, piles of large and small bags were poured onto the shelf and stacked high, filling it to overflowing in the blink of an eye, while Hong Li continued to pour snacks out with a kind smile.

"Mom, that's enough, that's enough!"

Little Fire quickly said, "Little Fire can't eat anymore! There's so much food we can't finish!"

"Huh? How is that possible?"