How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"This is a shadow you've been hiding in your heart, and it keeps getting bigger!"

"now what?"

"The area remains the same, but the heart is completely covered."

"No spread? No spread? No spread?"

"What the hell are you, virus?! Get up, get up, get up!"

"Then I'll climb."

"Come back! Lie down properly, don't leave!"

"I didn't leave. I just rolled over to see how long your leg that tripped me up during the day really is!"

"No, no, I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't do it again! Help... um."

"..."

"..."

On the branch, the sloth shifted its body slightly, revealing the new buds on the branch beneath it.

(End of this chapter)

Besides the main storyline, there are quite a few mini-games hidden in the map of Chapter 303, right?

The next morning, the Hei and Hong family set off to buy goods in a grand procession, carrying bags and sacks. The group of seven or eight people walked down the street. Regardless of how many of them were just there to make up the numbers, they certainly attracted a lot of attention.

At the very front of the group were two little girls, Qing Lianlian and Xiao Huo, who skipped and hopped along, earning a roll of their eyes from Lianlian's older sister, Qing Yiyi.

"You call yourself an adult, but you're not as mature as Xiao Huo..."

Qing Yiyi muttered complaints about her younger sister, while Lan Yuying, standing beside her, helplessly chuckled and comforted her.

"Alright, Yiyi, it's so nice to be at an age where you can run, jump, and play without a care in the world. Lianlian is still just a child!"

"That's true, it's still better than those two guys who can't muster any energy every day."

Qing Yiyi revealed her crescent-shaped eyes, glanced at the two guys hanging at the back of the group, shook her head and sighed, too lazy to pay attention to them anymore, and instead turned to look at Hei Muguang and the other person beside her who were looking very serious.

After sobering up, the two acted like reliable and dependable husbands, as if they weren't the ones who were caught drunk yesterday.

Feeling his wife's gaze, Hei Muguang quickly chuckled and assured her, "Don't worry, Yiyi, I definitely won't sneak off to drink today!"

"Just today?"

"Ahem, not just today!"

"Tch, it's like you said nothing at all..."

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes in annoyance. Last night, Hei Muguang still couldn't get rid of all the smell of alcohol on him. She originally wanted to send him to Xiao Yang's old room to sleep.

Although in the end she was too soft-hearted and let Hei Muguang climb into bed without her even realizing it, and snuggled into his arms without her even realizing it, cough cough...

"what……"

A barely perceptible blush crossed Qing Yiyi's cheeks. She covered her face, coughed lightly, and raised her voice, feigning displeasure, saying, "Then we'll see how you perform."

"Hehe, yes, yes, yes..."

"..."

"Look, we've fixed the bench in our house like this. I'll draw a simple outline for you..."

Hei Yang held a pen and scribbled in his small notebook, using a few simple lines to represent the bench in his home.

"Then, you see, cut it out a little here and replace it with those long soft cushions we just bought."

Then place a spring mattress from this small bed on top, and try to fill the backrest with a similar filling as a pillow.

The outermost layer is covered with fabrics such as velvet and embroidery to create a soft surface that comes into contact with the human body…

Would that be more comfortable?

Hongli also kept her head down, holding a book, her head resting against Heiyang's back, following closely behind him step by step.

She spared some attention to listen to Hei Yang's chatter and casually asked what was on her mind.

"Can that still be called a bench?"

"This is a poor man's version of a sofa, but it's definitely more comfortable to lie on than the old one."

Hei Yang waved his hand, shook the notebook in his hand, and continued gesturing: "And the floor, I plan to cover it all with soft mats and finely sewn fabric."

That way, you don't need to wear shoes when you come in, and if you fall down in the middle of the night, you won't feel uncomfortable and can continue sleeping. Basically, it's like the entire floor of the house is one big bed, and you can roll around the whole house as you please.

"Oh……"

Hongli turned the page lightly, still nonchalant: "I think the bedroom is enough. Maybe we can add a study, but the other rooms don't need that, right?"

"Hmm, so which color do you think we should use..."

"Oh, oh, use whatever you like!"

Hong Li said nonchalantly, "You can arrange it however you like, as long as you remember to put yourself in it. Then I have nothing to worry about and you don't need to keep asking me."

"You should at least have some sense of being the lady of the house!"

Hei Yang turned around speechlessly, pinched Hong Li's chin, lifted her head, and revealed his dead fish eyes, saying, "I'm telling you, you should put your mind to it a little."

"What kind of person walks down the street without looking where they're going or what people are around, head down reading a book?"

"I just bought this new book yesterday, how could I possibly resist its allure!"

Hongli was forced to look up at Heiyang, her little face full of resentment as she said, "Are you going to take away one of my few hobbies?"

Don't portray me so badly!

Hei Yang's lips twitched, and he turned to stand shoulder to shoulder with Hong Li, putting one arm around her and pulling her close, pointing his finger forward.

"Your parents are here. What if they think I'm bullying you by saying something like that out of nowhere?"

"Huh? Isn't it?"

Hongli shrank back, revealing a tearful expression. She looked up at Heiyang with a pitiful expression and said sadly, "Under Lord Heiyang's oppressive rule, Hongli can only swallow her anger and accept her fate."

Faced with Lord Black Sun's orders, they dared not disobey in the slightest, silently enduring the countless punishments and torments imposed upon them by Lord Black Sun..."

"Heh, then I really am awful."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, looked down at the book in Hong Li's hand, and immediately saw words like "corpse," "blood," "pieces," and "twisted," causing black lines to appear above his head.

"I don't recall you usually reading books that are this gory or violent, are you?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li warily, trying to assess his wife's mental health so he could take countermeasures in advance... at the very least, he had to be mentally prepared!

"Hey, what's with that weird look you're giving me?"

Hongli glanced at Heiyang with displeasure, then looked down and finished reading the page in her hand before unfolding the cover for Heiyang to see.

"Look, they even wrote the subtitle for the third part: Blood Flowers Will Eventually Bloom."

"so?"

Hei Yang tilted his head, waiting for Hong Li to continue.

"So the main theme of this movie is rampant killing and bloodshed everywhere!"

Hongli tapped the book cover lightly with her fingers and explained, "The female lead is seeking revenge. At the end of the previous book, it was already subtly indicated that the female lead was going to turn evil."

Sure enough, the female lead started off by slaughtering everyone in her path!

Wow, you have no idea, in the first season this girl was so naive and innocent, a hothouse flower, kind and carefree, dreaming of little flowers blooming every day, the kind that would make her cry for a long time after being punched a couple of times.

However, she then encountered a series of misfortunes: her family was destroyed, she became a fugitive, betrayed, and abandoned—she was so unlucky that even drinking cold water could cause her to have trouble getting better...

Oh dear, it's so tragic! I, Hongli, can't bear to see such a cute little thing suffer. It made me cry buckets!

"real or fake?"

Hei Yang looked skeptical: "Crocodile tears? A sense of shared sorrow for the fallen?"

"Of course it's true!"

Hongli punched Heiyang in annoyance and snorted, "The oppressive feeling in the first two parts, the tragic atmosphere created by the contrast between the beginning and the end..."

It was so heart-wrenching that it took me several tries to finish watching it, because I had to take a break every now and then.

"But now it's all right, the little cutie has turned into a great white shark. Sigh, it's a kind of tragedy, because she can't go back to the past..."

"Hmm, that's about it..."

Hongli stopped, took two steps back, adjusted her bangs, and smiled sweetly: "This is how the female lead looked at the beginning."

"Then……"

Hong Li shook her head, her innocent and romantic expression gradually turning gloomy. She covered half of her face with her hair, revealing a venomous eye. A strange smile curved her lips as she chuckled, "This is... after she turned evil!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud, giving a thumbs up: "Great, very vivid!"

"Not at all. She really went through those misfortunes, I was just pretending... and I don't want to end up like her!"

Hong Li sighed, clenched her fist and gritted her teeth, saying, "But it's alright, at least those guys who disgusted me in the two parts will be dragged out and killed by the female lead!"