How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Hongli: Enough talk! Let's get going!]

[Hongli: I'm warning you, you're not allowed to move an inch any further!]

"Okay, okay..."

Hei Yang chuckled helplessly, "Whatever makes you happy."

…………

"Moo~"

A bullock cart was parked on the road, loaded with heavy sacks of goods. It seemed to be people from a neighboring village, transporting their goods to the market in Wuse City to sell.

The bull in front of the bull's head was idly swishing its tail. Its owner had suddenly stopped and disappeared into the grove of trees by the roadside and hadn't come out for most of the day, probably because he had an upset stomach.

Ah, the human body is so delicate, unlike its strong and robust body!

You know, its owner ate almost the same food as it this morning, and it was perfectly fine...

The bull's eyes widened suddenly, its expression froze for a few seconds, then it revealed a comfortable expression. Ahem, well, it didn't say anything just now.

A while later, the bull's owner returned to the cart, pulled up his trousers, glanced at the goods briefly, nodded, and got on the cart.

"Old Niu, let's go, we need to hurry, we're a little later than usual today!"

"Moo~"

The oxcart clattered away into the distance.

"..."

From the bushes nearby, several small heads popped out, their eyes shining as they stared at the fresh cow dung on the path, darting out like a group of little monkeys.

The group took a few firecrackers from the small firecracker box, left the box behind, and ran towards the path, laughing and joking.

A few firecrackers were ceremoniously stuck into the cow dung according to a certain special pattern, and a few little kids chuckled and held up three fingers together.

Three, two, one, ignition! Run!

Hahahaha———

The mischievous children ran back to where they were, laughing wildly, but a muffled thud suddenly came from ahead, startling them so much that they stopped abruptly.

"boom!!!"

The crackling sound seemed to be coming from where they had placed the firecracker box, but the explosions were very low, as if they were being suppressed by something.

"..."

The children, still shaken, exchanged glances. Just as they were about to speak, they suddenly remembered something and quickly turned their heads to look.

The fear from just moments ago was instantly forgotten, and the kids watched with excitement as the small firecrackers on the distant cow dung emitted white smoke.

*Smack!*

We look up—to the free flight!

"Hahahahahahahahaha"

Watching this spectacular scene, the mischievous children laughed and cursed until everything calmed down, then they scurried back to the bushes with their heads down.

Then they saw that all their firecrackers and boxes had vanished without a trace!

The children's eyes widened, and just as they were about to go find the killer, they saw several coins left on the ground, and their eyes lit up.

"one two Three……"

"A lot of money!"

"I can buy three boxes now!"

"How did firecrackers turn into money?"

"Why worry about so much? Whoever sees it owns it!"

"I saw it first!"

The children exchanged a glance, clasped their hands together, and closed their eyes: "Thank you for nature's bounty!"

.........

"It's true, we even took the back roads, and we still ran into people."

Hei Yang couldn't help but turn his head and glance back, muttering, "I never did anything that despicable in either of my childhoods, and there were even two girls playing in there..."

[Hongli: No comment, but that's why I didn't want to play with those kids when I was a kid...]

"Did I give too much money?"

Hei Yang belatedly frowned: "How much does that box of firecrackers cost?"

[Hongli: I'm not sure, but my gut feeling tells me you got ripped off. There's less than half left in that box. Ha, you spendthrift!]

"Damn it, didn't you set someone on fire?"

Hei Yang's forehead creased into a well shape: "I helped you handle the aftermath, ptooey, I helped you clean up the mess, and you're still trying to pin the blame on me, huh!"

"..."

Hongli suddenly stopped, looked up at Heiyang pitifully, sniffed her reddened little nose, and her eyes were full of tears.

[Hongli: I feel like I have a high fever right now, so uncomfortable, waaaaah! How can you bear to blame your cute, sick girlfriend? Waaaaah...]

Hei Yang: "..."

"Let's go, let's go, we'll be at the pavilion in the middle of the lake soon. I'll kick you into the lake to calm you down!"

[Hong Li: Heh, you dare!]

"Do you think I dare?"

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Isn't there a big pond in our yard?]

"You just found out? All I can say is, kudos to the senior students."

However, the lake hasn't been filled with water yet, so it's more convenient to just throw you in!

Ignoring Hongli's disgruntled and resentful look, Heiyang led her out along the side path, where a bright and open view suddenly appeared before them.

"Hmm, let me see, over there at the pavilion in the middle of the lake... um?"

Hei Yang's narrowed eyes suddenly widened, and he quickly shook Hong Li, who was yawning beside him.

"Something's wrong! Something's wrong!"

"Ok?"

Hongli looked in the direction Heiyang was pointing, puzzled. Uh, there seemed to be someone in the pavilion in the middle of the lake.

The two people looked somewhat familiar; she felt like she knew them.

Hmm, I just can't remember their names right now, they seem to be relatives?

"puff!"

Hong Li couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of flames, quickly reaching out to press it back down. Instantly, she and Hei Yang beside her prostrated themselves on the ground, their eyes becoming sharp.

[Hongli: Dad!]

[Heiyang: Daughter, Daddy's here.]

[Hongli: ?]

Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang beside her and slowly typed a question mark.

[Hongli: You want to fight again, don't you?!]

[Hei Yang: Hehe, I admit defeat, I admit defeat, okay?]

Hei Yang chuckled, deciding to stop while he was ahead. He pointed to the pavilion in the middle of the lake, reminding Hong Li that that was where she should be paying attention.

[Hongli: Tch.]

Hongli rolled her eyes, feeling an urge to roast Heiyang alive...

[Hongli: Dad and the others are actually drinking here secretly!]

[Hei Yang: Not bad, very good. We caught you red-handed, hehehe.]

[Hei Yang: My mom has issued a wanted notice, saying that if you catch Dad drinking and report him... there's a huge reward!]

[Hongli: What a coincidence, isn't it? Hehehe...]

[Hei Yang Hong Li: Oh oh oh oh oh! Tattletale! Tattletale! Oh ho ho ho ho!]

Hei Yang secretly took out the recording stone, exchanged a smile with Hong Li, and also entered a state of invisibility, stealthily approaching the center of the lake...

.........

Just as Hei Yang Hong Li Xiao Rong approached the pavilion in the middle of the lake with a smile on her face, the battle inside the pavilion had already entered a white-hot stage!

"We really enjoyed the drinks today..."

Hei Muguang wiped his mouth expressionlessly, then suddenly curled his lips into a smile.

"If only I could have one last drink..."