How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Paji"

Hei Yang slapped away the incoming sparks and smiled as he looked at Hong Li, who was relieved.

"Ok!"

Hongli gave a thumbs-up: "Black Sun, tough!"

.........

"Huh? This...this amount of money isn't right, is it?"

The old man was still asleep, and it was his granddaughter, a tall, round-faced girl, who paid the bill.

Although Hongli thinks most girls are tall, cough cough... rumor, rumor!

"Excuse me, gentlemen, this is too much money!"

The round-faced girl frowned as she looked at Hei Yang Hongli and explained, "You took one book and paid for two."

"..."

Hongli looked up at Heiyang, afraid that speaking would give the girl too much warmth, since Heiyang was resistant to fire, but the girl couldn't withstand the Nirvana Fire!

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang chuckled and held up two fingers.

"Actually, we only bought two books, so we should pay for both, that's right!"

"Ok?"

The round-faced girl paused for a moment, then looked at the two of them with a puzzled expression.

"Then, where's the other one? Bring it here."

"Well..."

Hei Yang's expression froze.

The other one was just burned to ashes by us. (crossed out)

"That one, the other one..."

Hei Yang nodded, his face serious, and said, "It's socially awkward! It's too embarrassed to show its face, so don't let it show itself!"

Round-faced girl: ???

Hongli: "???"

Hongli turned to Heiyang in shock. "Brother, are you alright?"

It's because you, Hong Li, treated them as living beings, so do I have a problem with social anxiety?

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li, then looked helplessly at the old man's granddaughter.

"We're rich but have nowhere to burn, we're foolish and have too much money, so we want to spend the equivalent of two books to show off our high-class lifestyle through extravagance, is that alright?"

"What?! How could you do this?!"

The round-faced girl glared at her and said seriously, "Do you two know that this is a terrible habit? Do you think your parents' money just falls from the sky?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang lowered his head: "I'm sorry, we were wrong."

Hongli: "Mmm! (Heiyang is right!)"

"An apology isn't enough!"

The round-faced girl crossed her arms and said angrily, "Tell me, which class are you in? Call your parents over!"

Hei Yang Hong Li: "???"

"that……"

Hei Yang muttered under his breath, "The two of us are no longer students."

"Ah this..."

The round-faced girl was taken aback for a moment, then quickly chuckled and apologized, "Haha, I'm sorry, it's because I'm also a new class I've just started teaching, so..."

"Well, they haven't settled down since they came back from the New Year holiday. They're all being mischievous and naughty, which is really annoying me. You can understand, right?"

"Uh-huh!"

Hei Yang Hong Li nodded vigorously, "I understand, I understand!"

"so……"

Hei Yang asked cautiously, "Can we buy one for two yuan?"

"cannot!"

Hei Yang Hong Li: "???"

"Although you are not my students..."

The round-faced girl stretched out a finger, turned to look at her grandfather who was sleeping there, and walked over.

"Grandpa, Grandpa, look at these two! They're your students, right? Do you know their parents' contact information?"

Hei Yang Hong Li: "!!!"

"Um, no need to disturb the old man's rest!"

Hei Yang quickly reached out to stop him, then turned and ran back to the bookstore: "Wait for me!"

In the blink of an eye, Hei Yang held up two identical books, one in each hand, and looked at the round-faced girl.

"Buy two! Is that alright now?"

"That's pretty much it!"

The round-faced girl nodded in satisfaction.

“Welcome next time!”

"..."

Hei Yang Hong Li walked out of the shop.

Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang, who expressionlessly went into stealth mode.

He has vanished!

Hei Yang activated his supernatural power, turned around and walked back to the bookstore, put one of the books back, and then came out again.

"All right."

Hei Yang waved the book in his hand and put it into his storage bag under Hong Li's gaze.

"I'll keep it for you for now, is that alright?"

"Well……"

Hongli tilted her head and thought for a moment, then tiptoed and pulled Heiyang's arm down, opened his palm, took off the storage bag from her waist and placed it in his hand, then took out the list from her bosom and stuffed it into Heiyang's arms, then took off the necklace around her neck and put it on...

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hei Yang lowered his head, took the necklace, turned to look at Hong Li, and smiled helplessly, "It can't be that bad, can it?"

Hongli blinked.

[Hongli: What if? What if it suddenly catches fire and burns out?]

[Hong Li: Nirvana is out of control now, who knows what will happen!]

[Hongli: I'll be sad if I lose the necklace!]

"If you're going to talk about this..."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and pointed at her: "The necklace around your neck might get burned, but what about your clothes?"

This fabric is passable against ordinary water and fire, but it can't stop the uncontrolled Nirvana Fire.

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened, she crossed her arms and looked around warily.

Then she suddenly looked at Hei Yang, and under the latter's terrified gaze, she reached out and grabbed Hei Yang's coat.

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing!"

[Hongli: Quick, let me hide under your clothes, that's safer!]

"Uh, why don't you just become invisible?"

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes and looked at Hong Li: "Only Nirvana is out of control, Shenyin is fine."

"!!!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up, her spiritual power surged, and her figure disappeared.

[Hongli: How is it? How is it?]

"Well……"

A faint red light appeared and disappeared in Hei Yang's eyes, then reappeared and disappeared again. He nodded and affirmed, "Perfect!"