How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"This has little to do with your excellent health."

Hei Yang said calmly, "If it's not difficult, do you want to get out of bed? If you're not tired, do you not want to stay in bed?"

"If you're lazy enough, no matter how high your cultivation level is, you'll only evolve from a salted fish spirit into a salted fish demon king."

Hongli: "..."

"Okay, okay, you have a lot of reasons, I'll listen to you."

Hongli yawned: "Goodnight then."

"Oh, goodnight, I'll stay up a little longer."

Hongli: "?"

"I didn't say..."

Hongli suddenly wasn't sleepy anymore: "Are you really inhuman? You want me to sleep while you stay up all night?"

"what happened?"

Hei Yang said nonchalantly, "Human constitutions cannot be generalized. Your situation is different from mine. You have to get up early, but I don't."

"It's only fair that my parents reward me with a late-to-bed gift now that I've reached the Qi Refining stage, right?"

"This is unreasonable, utterly unreasonable!"

Hong Li shouted, "Wait a minute! I'll write a letter right now and tell your uncle and aunt that I've already reached the Foundation Establishment stage, and ask them to give you some more training tasks!"

"Ha, Black Sun will never be defeated by the same trick twice!"

Hei Yang sneered disdainfully, "If you dare to make things up, I dare to spread them."

If you tell my parents that you're at the Foundation Establishment stage, I'll immediately spread the word about your glorious achievements and let all the folks in Five Colors City know that a promising child has emerged from the city and is making a name for himself outside!

At that time, even your uncle and aunt will probably think that you have really reached the Foundation Establishment stage and regard you as the pride of the whole city.

Whenever people see the Five Elements Sect's airship, they exclaim: "Ah, if only Hongli were on this airship!"

"Hmph, we'll see who dies of exhaustion first, or who dies of work first!"

"you you you!"

Hong Li's pupils dilated in shock, her voice trembling: "How could there be such a despicable person as you? Don't spread rumors!"

"Ha, you can control what I say, but can you control what the villagers want to hear?"

Hei Yang's voice was like a devil's whisper: "Should I 'inadvertently' spread some word about you rejecting the confession of a Golden Core cultivator?"

Hongli: "!"

That's enough, that's enough.

Hongli muttered under her breath, "I won't lie about military intelligence, okay? And don't spread rumors either, or I'll really end up like you, unable to go home."

"Ha, you have the nerve to say that."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "But let's call this a draw. Both sides used too many underhanded tactics, so let's just call it a draw!"

"actually……"

Hongli muttered a reminder in a low voice, "Compared to the methods we've used before, this is already considered quite aboveboard..."

"You don't need to remind me of that!"

Hei Yang's lips twitched uncontrollably, as if he was thinking of some unbearable past events: "Alright, alright, you go to sleep, I'll go to sleep soon."

"so……"

Hongli asked curiously, "What are you doing there in the middle of the night instead of sleeping? Don't tell me you're practicing diligently; no one would believe that."

"Ah, it's nothing really..."

Hei Yang casually said, "I was just busy peeking at your diary..."

Hongli: "???"

"Pah, no, no, that's not right."

Hei Yang suddenly realized: "What I was actually saying just now was... Damn, I can't come up with a reason anymore. That's right, I was secretly reading your diary!"

"Black Sun!!!"

Hong Li's high-decibel roar made Hei Yang's head buzz: "Shameless, despicable, vile, and despicable!"

You...you won't even give me a perfunctory answer! At least make up an excuse!

"Hey, who would beg someone to do something half-heartedly?"

Hei Yang retorted, "Besides, there's no need to get so worked up. I just discovered it by chance. At first, I didn't know what it was, and then I only took a tiny peek!"

"A chance discovery?! I think you planned this all along!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth, her entire body radiating a fiery aura: "You, privacy thief!"

"Ah this..."

Knowing he was in the wrong, Hei Yang muttered under his breath, "But speaking of which, you were really fucking cute when you were little, hahaha. If this diary hadn't reminded me, I would have almost forgotten that you ever looked like that."

"Aaaaaaah, amnesia! Get amnesia!"

Hongli, whether out of anger or something else, blushed and said, "Please forget all those things, okay? Please!"

What is the basic attitude when asking for help?

Hei Yang snorted: "I don't see any sincerity in your words."

"?"

A row of question marks appeared above Hong Li's head: "I'm not saying anything, how can there be a shameless creature like Black Sun!"

You were the one who peeked, and now I'm asking you for it? That's too much! Don't you have any conscience?!

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was taken aback: "When have we ever had any conscience between us? Isn't it always the one who's in control who's the boss?"

"That's right..."

Hong Li's tone softened slightly: "But look how pitiful I am today, how can you bear to continue bullying me?"

"Hmph, battles don't believe in tears. Beware of Hong Li playing the sympathy card!"

Hei Yang remained adamant: "Besides, it's already past midnight, and the comic strip incident happened yesterday!"

"!!!"

Hongli's eyes widened: "A comic book! Mine..."

"No! Waaaaah!"

Hei Yang interrupted the spellcasting: "I've already said, the same move won't work on me twice!"

"Tch, I don't believe it."

Hong Li's voice instantly became calm: "After a while, when you lower your guard or your resistance decreases, the same trick will still work on you. I've tested it many times and found that!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Are you trying to exploit a bug in my game?

Hei Yang said irritably, "Alright, get to the point, or I'll block your messages."

Hongli: "!"

"Block my messages!"

Hongli's voice trembled: "Do you already have someone else outside? I only left not long ago!"

"Please continue your performance."

Hei Yang said expressionlessly, "I'm listening."

"whispering sound."

Hongli said irritably, "I don't care, you read my diary, so as compensation, you have to let me see yours too!"

"I have a feeling you've been planning this for a long time."

"Your illusion."

"That would be a shame."

Hei Yang shook his head: "I've burned all my old diaries to ashes, so you probably won't see them."

"nonsense!"

Hong Li replied without hesitation, "It was clearly put in that gray metal box and then buried under the floor of your room!"

"???"

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head: "No, I mean, you f***ing... how the hell did you know that?!"

"Heh, because I've wanted to steal it for a long time, but I just haven't found the right opportunity... cough cough, I didn't say anything."

Hong Li coughed twice: "Anyway, let me see!"

"do not want!"