How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Huh? Is that all the reaction you're going to get?"

Hei Yang's smile froze, and he said with some disappointment, "Weren't you startled? Hong Li usually jumps three feet high!"

"..."

Da Ma stared at Hei Yang with dead fish eyes, speechless.

Don't ask why the horse stares at the fish with its eyes wide open. It's because if you replace the character for "fish" with "horse," the first two characters aren't exactly flattering, and the last two aren't exactly pleasant words either, cough cough...

"law!"

Da Ma turned its head away and let out a long breath. It was not even afraid of death, and its heart was as still as water. How could it be frightened?

Laziness is just for fun; if you really want to take life and death lightly, then you still need a big horse.

"Hey, hey, stop being so gloomy all the time!"

Hei Yang sighed and followed Da Ma to a corner of the courtyard, advising, "If you're always unhappy, it will gradually affect your health."

"Whatever... it doesn't matter!"

The horse suddenly spoke. Domesticated horses like it are used to hearing humans talk and already understand many sentences; it's just that its vocal cords can't produce similar sounds.

However, since encountering Heiyang, the other party has been giving it pills from time to time, which has made it increasingly better at controlling various parts of its body. With the guidance of its two companions, Xiaori and Xiaoyue, speaking is no longer a problem.

However, it still carried a bit of the accent of the people from the capital. Well, unexpected, but reasonable!

"Life is tasteless!"

Da Ma said quietly, "Life is one-tenth mundane and nine-tenths unpleasant. Since... since there is no way to resist, rather than living a life worse than death, it is better to just eat and wait to die."

"Hey! How could you do this!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but shout, "The prerequisite for giving up is at least having a good body, otherwise you'll rot away in no time!"

"What else can we do now that things have come to this?"

Da Ma curled his lip and said, "I close my eyes, curl the corners of my mouth, and I'll say that man-made disasters and natural disasters have nothing to do with me."

"Oh, well, I do think what you said makes a lot of sense..."

Hei Yang sighed, his face serious: "However, I must keep my promise to you. How can I go back on my word! It's time for me to repay my vow!"

"?"

A question mark slowly appeared above the horse's head.

"It's...it's what you said before..."

Dama stammered, "Let me...die...die first...and then regenerate...flesh and blood?"

"Yes, that's it!"

Hei Yang raised his hand in front of him, clenched it tightly, and said confidently, "Don't worry, my Other Shore Divine Power has greatly increased. This time, I can definitely arrange everything perfectly for you. There will be absolutely no problem!"

First, use the Other Shore to extract your soul, then analyze and simulate your soul fluctuations to fill that part of the soul void.

However, this is not the end. After all, the simulation is not your own. It should be used to trigger the resonance of your soul frequency, thereby inducing the regeneration of that missing part. In this way, we will obtain your complete soul.

At this point, you cannot directly stuff your yin spirit into your yang body, otherwise the yang body will reverse the influence on your hard-won complete soul, causing it to become incomplete again.

Therefore, we should immerse your yang body in yin energy for at least three days, but no more than seven days.

When the time is right, I will reunite your spirit with your physical body. At that time, your spirit will be able to influence your physical body. After about two to three months of quiet recuperation, you will be reborn!

"How about it!"

Hei Yang looked at Da Ma with anticipation: "Doesn't that sound reliable?"

"How terrifying! Herod! Herod! Herod!"

The long, dark face of the man was deathly pale, and he seemed to be possessing a spirit or some kind of ghostly aura... What is this, Yoko? This is too eerie!

"Hey, aren't you supposed to be fearless?!"

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes, waved his hand, and used his spiritual power to grab the tail of the horse that was turning to run away, looking displeased.

"I've explained everything in such detail, what's there to be afraid of!"

"Hirul! Let...let me go!"

The horse's mane was practically standing on end; it wasn't afraid of death, but it feared that Hei Yang might make a mistake and turn it into a zombie horse, suffering a fate worse than death and never being reincarnated...

"Hillu! Help! Help...help...uh- ...

Why are you shouting so loudly?!

Hei Yang looked at Da Ma, whose mouth was sealed by spiritual power, and saw the latter shaking his head frantically in terror, which made him feel helpless.

"I'm telling you, you're making me sound like a big bad guy. I'm here to help you, not to harm you!"

"Uh...uh...uh...uh...uh..."

"Okay, okay, can you calm down first? I'll lift your ban once you've calmed down."

Hei Yang coaxed gently, "Cough cough...advise, 'Calm down, calm your mind, calm down...'"

Malaysia: "..."

Ha, as everyone knows, pork that's too stressed isn't as delicious as pork that's happy. You think you can trick it into relaxing and becoming tasty? No way!

"..."

A row of black lines appeared above Hei Yang's head.

"I have a feeling you're imagining something weird..."

"Fine, then I'll try to comfort you in another way..."

Hei Yang sighed and lowered his voice, "Hei Mufeng, do you know him? He's my uncle!"

His family owns a horse farm with a huge, lush pasture. Once I've cured you, I'll take you there to roam freely, where you can eat as much as you want. Is that alright? (Nods, or nods)

"..."

Da Ma shook his head frantically, saying he had no such worldly desires!

"Oh, wait, there's no option to shake your head!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but roll his eyes. Suddenly remembering something, he glanced around furtively and whispered, "There are still many young, cute, and beautiful mare foals at the horse farm over there. Spring is almost here, you know what I mean?"

"!!!"

Da Ma's pupils dilated in shock as he looked at Hei Yang with disbelief.

"Really! Would I lie to you?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "If you don't believe me, I can take you to see him first. However, if you refuse treatment and I'm willing but unable to help, tsk tsk..."

"?!!"

Da Ma stiffened and hesitated for a moment.

Should we take a gamble and try our luck with this tender young horse?

"What are you waiting for?!"

Hei Yang whispered in Da Ma's ear, almost like a dream: "Imagine a pretty, fair-skinned, uh, cute little mare, giving you flirty glances and throwing you all sorts of seductive looks."

"!!!"

Da Ma shuddered.

"Your face is flushed, your nostrils are flaring, and your eyes are bloodshot. The mare sister is coy and alluring, her eyes filled with seductive charm, shy yet timid..."

"!!!!!!"

Malaysians are on the verge of exploding with excitement!

Suddenly, you realize something, and a chill runs through you!

"!!!!!!!!!"

Da Ma suddenly froze.

"My God! That scene must be terrifying!"

Your awkward expression, the little mare's disappointed and even disdainful look, the pointing and whispering of the other horses..."

"！！！！！！！！！！！！！"

Da Ma trembled all over.

Suddenly! A black horse with a yellow mane darted out, cruelly snatched away the mare who should have been yours, and carried her away to a distance...

"Herod! Herod! Herod! Herod! Herod!"

Dama suddenly broke free from the already flimsy restraints, his eyes bloodshot.

"No, no, stop talking, stop talking!"

"Are you willing to see that kind of thing happen?!"

Black Sun roared loudly.

"I'm not reconciled!!!"

The horse couldn't help but neigh.