How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Lazy nodded and turned to look at Little Fire.

"Then why do you sleep indoors if you are not afraid of wind and rain or the cold?"

Wouldn't it be more comfortable to sleep in a tree? The air is fresh, the weather is sunny and breezy, and you can embrace nature...

"Hmm, I don't really understand..."

Xiao Huo looked bewildered.

"Little Fire has lived in the house since he was born; his family is there!"

"That's it..."

The sloth nodded: "I don't know where my family is, and I have no feelings for them..."

"Oh dear, you don't necessarily have to be related by blood to be family, okay!"

Little Fire flapped its wings, pointed to itself, then to the direction of the house, and said happily, "Little Fire, Mom, and Dad, none of the three of us are related by blood, but we are the closest family!"

"Ah, right!"

Little Fire glanced around furtively, then covered the little sloth with its wings and whispered, "But you can't live with Mommy and Daddy, okay? Little Fire's telling you, Mommy and Daddy are now, um..."

What was that word again? Little Fire remembers Grandma saying it, oh right, they're in the honeymoon phase, we shouldn't disturb them!

What is the honeymoon phase?

The sloth asked curiously, "It's not in the racial heritage..."

"Oh dear, the continuation of a race is just for fun! Our ancestors will only tell you, ah, propagate your offspring, propagate—"

Little Fire rolled her eyes and made a silly face in a pretentious manner.

"But none of the stories about love, friendship, family, or romantic love are mentioned!"

They don't pass on any emotions, perhaps because they think it's useless? Or perhaps they want future generations to experience them for themselves? Little Fire doesn't understand.

After a pause, Xiao Huo made a funny face.

"But Xiao Huo knows that when boys and girls are in the throes of new love, their feelings are... hehehehe..."

"Hehehe?"

The sloth looked puzzled: "What does that mean?"

"Ahem, no, it doesn't mean anything!"

Xiao Huo chuckled and said, "It's best not to disturb them when they're in the throes of new love, hahaha."

"That's it..."

The sloth nodded thoughtfully, memorizing what Little Fire had taught it. Although the other was young, it clearly understood the way of life in the human world better than it did.

"How long will their honeymoon phase last?"

"This little fire has no idea..."

Little Fire laughed like a cat stealing fish.

"Little Fire hopes this will last forever! Little Fire likes them this way; they're happy every day!"

"I see……"

The sloth eagerly absorbed Teacher Little Fire's teachings, lost in thought.

"Um, how was it?"

Little Fire flapped its wings at the little sloth and asked expectantly, "Want to live with Little Fire?"

"Um, I don't know..."

The sloth tilted its head, as if thinking of something.

“I told Heiyang Hongli that I wanted a big tree, with lush branches and leaves, tall and strong to lean on.”

Then they said they were going to plant a very important tree and asked if I was interested in living there.

Hmm, they also told me not to sneak any food, saying we'd all share it together later, but I don't understand what they're saying..."

"Eh?"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 295 There are some very important things that you absolutely cannot be lazy about, otherwise... you'll find that it's not all that great.

"You two, take a look at this..."

Hei Muguang sat down to the side, took out a stack of documents from his pocket, and, under Hei Yang Hongli's curious gaze, pressed the documents on the table and pushed them toward them.

"Check it again to make sure there are no problems, otherwise it will be quite troublesome to correct it later if you make a mistake."

"Ah?"

Hong Li blinked and carefully opened the documents, while Hei Yang, who was sitting next to her, reached out to help organize them.

"what is this?"

Hei Yang asked his father curiously.

"See for yourself."

Hei Muguang stretched and didn't answer Hei Yang directly. Instead, he tilted his head back, closed his eyes, and rested, with an expression that said, "I've done a good job."

"It's not like you're blind."

"Tsk, that's called playing dumb appropriately, letting you think I don't know anything and need your explanations, so you can feel your superiority as a father and know that your son still needs you to blah blah blah..."

Hei Yang shook his head and said, "It's good for family harmony, filial piety... Ah!"

"Are you still being filial?"

Hei Muguang glanced at Hei Yang.

"Unfilial, unfilial... Pah, pah, what are you talking about!"

Hei Yang covered his head and shifted his body, leaving his father's attack range with a resentful expression.

"puff……"

Meanwhile, Hong Li was looking down at the documents, seemingly studying them carefully. If she hadn't been trembling all over, she would have looked even more like she was studying them.

What is retribution?

What goes around comes around, and no one escapes the wrath of Heaven, hahaha!

The little voice inside her was laughing hysterically. Hong Li held back her laughter, trying to save face for Hei Yang, after all, he was her boyfriend. But, pfft, hahahaha!

"Cough cough!"

Hongli tried to remain calm and turned her attention to the documents in her hands, but she froze after only a couple of glances.

"Isn't this... you know..."

"What? What?"

Hei Yang leaned closer, urging curiously, "Don't block my view, are you trying to be the riddle teller and not let me see?"

"Um, no, that..."

Hongli leaned back suddenly, tilted her head, closed her eyes, and looked serene.

"Don't ask me, see for yourself."

"whispering sound."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li, then carefully took the papers into his hands, completely bewildered.

"Did you two have already finalized your wedding plans, Mom and Dad...?"

[Name: Hei Muguang, Gender: Male, Date of Birth: March 11, 541 of the Water Calendar, Place of Birth: Five-Colored City, Marital Status: Married, Position: Deputy Steward of the Five-Colored City Lord's Mansion, Family Members: Wife Qing Yiyi, Eldest Son Hei Yang, Residence: ...]

[Name: Qing Yiyi, Gender: Female, Date of Birth: July 3, 540th year of the Water Calendar, Place of Birth: Capital of Qiankun Kingdom, Marital Status: Married, Position: President of the Sunshine Chamber of Commerce, Family Members: Husband Hei Muguang, Eldest Son Hei Yang, Residence: ...]

Name: Hei Yang, Gender: Male, ..., Marital Status: Single, Occupation: Unemployed, Family Members: ..., ...

Name: Lan Yuying, …………

Name: Hong Xiaochen, …………

Name: Hong Li, Gender: Female, ..., Marital Status: Single, Position: Sect Leader of the Five Elements Sect, Family Members: ...

[Name: Hei Xiaohuo, ...]

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched, and he couldn't help but complain out loud.

"Wait, what are all these things?!"

"Isn't it obvious?"

Hei Muguang rubbed his temples and said slowly, "I took the original copy of our family's household registration directly from the city lord's mansion, which saved me an extra trip."

Before the wedding, why don't you get your marriage certificate first?

Move your household registration information from your parents' house to yours, change "unmarried" to "married," and fill in "husband and wife" for the relationship.