How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

The sloth asked, "Is Hongli going to discuss wedding preparations with Heiyang today?"

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head and waved her hand.

"Oh dear, oh dear, that kind of thing can happen anytime, it's fine! Just wait patiently!"

"Ok!"

The sloth twisted its body, lay down inside, and forcefully slid the coffin lid upwards.

"Well then, goodbye!"

"Okay, goodbye, goodbye."

Hongli chuckled and said, "It won't be long, don't worry!"

"Well, that..."

The sloth's voice drifted out softly.

What I mean is, I won't bother you anymore, goodbye! Okay!

"boom!"

The coffin lid slammed shut.

Hongli: "???"

"Hey, what do you mean by this?! Explain yourself!"

Hong Li immediately lost her temper and started scratching at the coffin lid.

"Come out! Come out! Explain yourself! I'm angry!"

"Ah, Xiao Li, what's wrong? Who upset you this time?"

Hei Yang emerged from the gray mist, glancing curiously at the pile of frozen spatial rifts as he passed by, muttering, "What is this thing?" while carefully avoiding it.

"What happened?"

Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the shoulder.

"What's wrong? Why are you yelling so loudly? Tell your father."

"Black Sun..."

Hongli turned around, looked up at her boyfriend, hugged him tightly, and started crying and complaining.

"Heiyang, I was tricked by that bad guy! Waaaaaah! How could she lie to me? I've been so good to her! Waaaaah..."

"Oh no, who scammed you? How much money did you lose?"

Hei Yang was startled and instinctively patted Hong Li's back. He looked around and saw trees, rocks, cracks, a coffin, blue sky, white clouds... Hmm?

"It's her!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's hand, turned around and stood to Heiyang's left, pointed at the coffin, and said fiercely, "She's the one who tricked me out of a coffin!"

Hei Yang: ? ? ?

"no no……"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly.

Speak clearly, don't get tongue-tied.

"Your tongue is tied!"

Hongli pouted: "It's like this, gurgling and chattering..."

"Oh, I got it."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and chuckled.

"Fool!"

Hongli: ? ? ?

"Hey, instead of comforting me, you're scolding me, aren't you?!"

Hongli looked annoyed: "Can't you talk to me a little more gently?!"

"Uh……"

Hei Yang paused for a moment, then cautiously probed, "Little fool?"

"..."

A row of tic-tac-toe characters popped out of Hongli's head, and she leaped onto Heiyang's head, punching Heiyang's head repeatedly with both fists.

"Hei Yang, you son of a bitch, are you even going to die?!"

"Oh, okay, okay, Xiao Li, stop hitting me! It was just a joke!"

Hei Yang covered his head with his hands and admitted defeat, "It's not that Xiao Li isn't capable, it's just that the sloth is too cunning!"

"Hmph, it's good to know."

Hong Li landed smoothly, clapped her hands, pointed to the coffin, and said speechlessly, "So what do you suggest we do now? Just ignore her?"

"Hmm, that is indeed a problem..."

Before Hei Yang could finish speaking, he suddenly paused, and he and Hong Li turned to look at each other at the same time.

"Ka... Ka..."

The numerous spatial cracks continued to extend, and with a few crisp sounds, they broke free from their restraints but remained motionless in the same spot, seemingly having lost their target.

Hei Yang glanced at the coffin, then at the spatial rifts, and with a look of sudden realization, waved enthusiastically.

"Oh dear, isn't this the big boss... the landlord? Old Ao? Anyway, you know what I mean."

Hei Yang wore a bright, sunny smile that met the world's expectations.

"So, you're out on patrol? Oh, what a coincidence, I'm out having fun with my wife too."

Yes, right, you mean that sloth? Ah, over here!

We've already helped you send her off happily, we've even nailed the coffin lid shut, all that's left is to bury her. You won't mind if we bury her, will you? We're such a great community, we definitely have to show some humanity, right? Hahaha.

Hey, hey, you're welcome, you're welcome. We're family, no need for formalities. Don't you know us? We're both law-abiding citizens, hahaha.

Ah, I haven't eaten yet. I'm going back to eat, haha. There's nothing good to eat, I'll just grab something to eat and move on. Oh, by the way, which school have your two kids chosen...?

"No need to try to get close to me, Black Sun."

Hongli said in a low voice, "The roaming realm only has instincts, there's nothing highly intelligent about it..."

"Damn it, why didn't you say so earlier!"

"Your voice is so beautiful, I'd like to hear it a few more times!"

"Hongli, you son of a bitch, I'd rather curse you!"

"whispering sound."

Under the watchful eyes of Hei Yang and Hong Li, the cracks trembled twice, then vanished like bubbles. The spatial rifts swayed vaguely before returning to their original state, just like new.

"what?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow.

"You got fooled just like that?"

"Shh! Keep your voice down~"

Hongli patted Heiyang with a serious expression.

"They might not have gone very far yet!"

Hei Yang: "..."

[Black Sun: Huh? You got fooled like that?]

[Hongli: Probably. Think about that anxiety you had before. Didn't you just hide in some canyon, set up a makeshift formation, and then hide?]

[Hongli: This coffin is a bit unlucky, but there's still something inside, right?]

[Hei Yang: So what do we do now? Just leave her here and ignore her?]

[Hong Li: If we exclude other factors, the external dangers are gone. She's in the Nascent Soul stage, so whatever she eats is also inside. Lying there for three to five years wouldn't be a problem.]

[Black Sun: But?]

[Hongli: But revenge shouldn't be delayed! How dare she lie to me! Beat her up!]

[Black Sun: Ah, this...]

[Hongli: Besides, I already told her it would be resolved quickly...]

[Hongli: It's so dark in there. I'm afraid she'll become more and more listless if she lies there any longer. I finally managed to coax her back to her senses, and if she just cools down again...]

[Hongli: Once a fire is finally lit and then goes out again, it's very difficult to get it burning again...]

[Hei Yang: That makes sense. Could it be that Xiao Li already has a solution?]

[Hongli: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!]