How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"They still need to be disciplined."

Qing Yiyi paused, then lowered her voice and said, "Whether there's a reason or not is not important. What's important is that disciplining my son makes me feel like a mother with authority!"

They usually don't say harsh words, just nag and joke around, which is quite fun, and it also forces them to find opportunities to talk to the kids more.

"It wasn't easy for me to raise a son, so it's perfectly reasonable for me to discipline him a little for fun!"

"Haha, this..."

Lan Yuying's smile froze, and her hand trembled so much that she almost pulled out a chunk of Hei Yang's hair.

Hei Yang: "..."

Mom, you don't need to speak so softly, after all, your son's hearing is still very good...

"Did you hear clearly what Mom just said to your mother-in-law?"

Qing Yiyi looked at Hei Yang and tested him, "Do you know what to do now?"

"I know."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "Don't worry, I'll be a good boy and do as you say."

"If you know, tell me. Let me hear how you know."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang paused for a moment, then muttered under his breath, "Mom, my mom, and everyone else's mom..."

"Hmm... you barely passed."

Qing Yiyi smiled, twisted her son's shoulder, and made him face Lan Yuying.

"Come on, call me 'Mom' so Mom can hear it."

Hei Yang: "..."

My mom is such a funny person, what should I do? I need help urgently.

Oh, you call your own mother "Niang" and your mother-in-law "Ma"?

Or perhaps the pitch is different?

"Ahem, well, haha..."

Hei Yang chuckled as he looked at the smiling Lan Yuying.

"Mom, your daughter is so radiant~" (crossed out)

"Cough cough, Mom..."

Black Sun cried out.

"Eh."

Lan Yuying smiled even more brightly: "Xiaoyang will be a good boy."

"Stop—it—!"

A figure suddenly appeared between the two, spreading out his arms and quickly separating them by a distance.

"Woooooooo..."

Hongli looked aggrieved and said, "What have you been doing behind my back! Am I being ostracized?"

"Ah, this..." *2

"This is my mom!"

Hongli wrapped her arm around her mother and glared fiercely at Heiyang: "My mother comes first, then yours!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"This is my husband!"

Hongli turned to look at her mother and snorted, "My husband comes first, then your son-in-law!"

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Pfft haha..."

Qing Yiyi, who was watching the amusement from the side, couldn't help but laugh out loud, pointing to herself and saying, "What about me? What about me?"

"mom!"

Hongli spoke without hesitation.

"Eh!"

Qing Yiyi smiled, her eyebrows forming crescent moons.

"Um……"

Looking at her best friend, son, daughter-in-law, and granddaughter, Qing Yiyi smiled and said to Hei Yang, "Your father and I won't be going with you. There's no need to explain why; it would be too formal for us to go."

"Okay, why don't you go have some fun with Yu Ying and the others? Tell all those aunts and uncles that you're Xiao Li's fiancé, and they don't need to pressure you into marriage anymore!"

"Uh-huh."

Hei Yang nodded repeatedly, adding for the eleventh time, "Remember that cup. Even if it breaks, a Golden Core cultivator can withstand it for a while."

Yes, and there's also the copper snake. He's in the house too. If you get bitten by his venomous fangs, even a Golden Core cultivator won't feel good!

If you really encounter danger, you can take the key and hide in our house. We've made it very safe. Even a Nascent Soul cultivator who tries to force his way into our house would have a hard time getting into trouble!

If that still doesn't work, well, you know, I've told you before..."

"Oh, don't worry, Mom remembers. You'll come back after I scold you a couple of times, right? Mom knows."

Qing Yiyi smiled and waved her hand: "Your dad and I lived here before you were born, what could possibly happen..."

"Oh dear, don't say that, it's bad luck, hehe."

Hei Yang interrupted his mother with a smirk. He knew his parents were safe at home, but he wouldn't take any chances in this kind of situation. This was the kind of family affection he had always longed for, and he wouldn't allow it to be destroyed!

Just like when we were kids, our parents were always worried: "My child is so well-behaved, will he be bullied or encounter danger at school?"

When I grew up, I started to think the same way about my parents. I always wondered if my honest parents would be bullied by someone because of all the dangers in the world.

Waaah, please stop cursing! My mom is watching the live stream, and she can't stand this kind of vulgar language!

"But then again..."

Hei Yang looked around in confusion: "Where's my dad?"

"Hey, that's right..."

Hongli realized what was happening and scratched her head.

"Where's my dad? I haven't seen him either?"

"Yeah, where are your dads?"

Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying were startled, and then they squinted at the open airship cabin door together with Hei Yang.

"Well, I said..."

Hei Yang said quietly, "I heard my dad just finished drinking, right..."

"Ah this..."

Qing Yiyi's lips twitched, and she chuckled awkwardly, "Yes."

"Well, because Xiaoli said it's self-driving, so it doesn't require much effort..."

Lan Yuying's smile froze: "Xiao Chen only took a couple of sips..."

Everyone: "..."

"Ugh, hoo..."

Hei Muguang looked at the control panel with a confused expression, scratched his head, and asked, "How do you set this thing up?"

"Um……"

Hong Xiaochen looked thoughtfully at the pile of levers and buttons in front of him.

"Hmm, I think I understand..."

"Brother Xiaochen, you really have a way!"

"Of course, hahaha!"

"So what should we do?"

"Don't rush, don't rush, look, first do it like this, then do it like this..."

Hong Xiaochen gripped the lever, smiling nonchalantly.

"Watch closely, then move on, ignore it!"

"dad!"

Hei Yang and Hong Li arrived at the control room door almost simultaneously, their eyes wide, taking quick steps, both wanting to get in first, crowding together in the doorway...

"Stop—it—!"

"neglect!"