How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang and Hong Li both breathed a sigh of relief, slightly loosened their grip, and squinted their eyes to begin enjoying this feeding that wasn't initially intended to be purely altruistic.

This was another good opportunity to turn the tables, but Hei Yang Hong Li didn't say anything, just quietly savored the taste.

Well, let him/her be. No matter what happens next, for the sake of this not-too-bad taste, let's forgive him for now...

"By the way..."

Hei Yang licked his lips, looked at the window with the blackout curtains drawn, and asked his girlfriend with some curiosity.

"Xiao Li, what time is it now?"

"Hmm, I didn't really pay attention..."

Hong Li followed Hei Yang's gaze.

"To be honest, it wasn't until you spoke that I realized there's another world outside the window..."

"Goodness, I thought my inability to distinguish between day and night was already outrageous, but yours is even more outrageous..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "Has your worldview been automatically modified?"

"Ah, isn't that abnormal?"

Hongli said confidently, "I have a bed beneath me, a blanket on my body, and you in my arms. This is my world!"

"Miss Hongli, please don't say that. If you say such things, it will make me unable to bear bullying you in the future."

"Ha, it's good that you can't bear it, but I can't bear it."

"Tsk tsk..."

Hei Yang sat up against the headboard and suddenly thought of something.

"In a few days, will you be going to visit your maternal grandfather's house with your mother again?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's expression froze as she suddenly realized that her mother was going to take her back to her parents' home.

"Damn, that seems to be true!"

"How pitiful."

Hei Yang wore a gloating smile.

"Because my maternal grandfather came directly this year, I don't need to go to the capital with my mother."

Oh dear, in that case, I can continue to lie at home. I'm so sorry, hehe.

Hongli: "..."

Hongli remembered that her mother had told her to dress up beautifully in front of the relatives so she could show off her daughter, and just thinking about that scene...

"please do not……"

Hong Li's lips twitched: "Is there such a form of torture?"

"There's nothing we can do about it, it's tradition..."

Hei Yang shook his head helplessly.

"In all these years, which year haven't you gone back?"

Well, to be honest, at this time in the past, I still missed you a lot.

Wow, it sounds like you're implying I don't miss you!

Hongli looked sad.

"You know how terrifying it is to have all those aunts and uncles. Is that something a human can handle?"

"I know very well about it, but there's nothing I can do to help."

"Who said that?"

"Ok?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a puzzled expression.

Hongli stared at Heiyang and spoke her mind.

"Hey Hei Yang, you'll come with me this year. As long as you're by my side, you can take away half of my pain!"

"Oh, what would it be like for me to go to your house..."

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head: "I'm not related to the Lan family at all, wait..."

Hei Yang suddenly widened his eyes: "I'm your fiancé?!"

"Hmm, we're related now!"

Hei Yang: "..."

(End of this chapter)

I've been writing Chapter 271 since this morning, and I've only managed to get 12,000 words of rejected drafts. So sad...

Inside the room, on the bed.

Hongli closed her eyes, lying lazily in Heiyang's arms, and muttered softly, "It's a promise, you have to come with me."

"Just call them whatever I call them when you see them."

"I know, I know. You can rest assured that I'll handle things."

Hei Yang placed his palms on either side of the girl's head in his arms, gently massaging her temples with his fingers, and sighed softly.

"I'm just wondering if I'll feel awkward when I get there. Most of your relatives are familiar faces, but I can clearly tell they're newcomers..."

"Oh dear, oh dear, this kind of thing is normal..."

Hongli said nonchalantly, "Every year, some cousins ​​bring their girlfriends or their boyfriends back home. You never know when a few new faces will appear. It doesn't matter."

Some even have children, and they're having four generations under one roof with their kids—basically, they're just joining in the fun. They probably think that more people make it more festive…

After a pause, Hongli suddenly thought of something and sighed.

"I suddenly remembered that if nothing unexpected happens, Mom will probably bring Xiao Huo along to meet people too."

In that case, our family has become a four-generation household.

Actually, I quite like those little kids who can barely walk, not because they're cute or anything, but simply because their presence can attract most of the extended family and help share the burden.

"Hmm, it does sound quite lively..."

Hei Yang sighed, "I just don't know if the relatives over there will be easy to get along with..."

"It's alright, just a bit too enthusiastic."

Hong Li also sighed: "Speaking of which, didn't you ever have to deal with all sorts of relatives during the New Year in your previous world?"

They say they're relatives, but the relationship is actually quite distant. You can easily brush off many things with a silly laugh.

Because in reality, many of the relatives are not very familiar with each other, and the greetings are just formalities, and a simple response is enough.

In comparison, they still prefer to huddle around their grandparents, or chat in groups of two or three... Who would deliberately target you for no reason?

“That makes sense, it really does…”

"Of course, I am... um?"

Hong Li suddenly opened her eyes, felt the two hands beside her head move away, and looked at Hei Yang with a dissatisfied expression.

"What happened? Why did it suddenly stop? What happened to the massage you were promised? Huh?"

"You agreed on twenty minutes, but I've already pressed for ten more minutes for you, is that still not enough?"

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes, wrapped his arms around the girl's waist, lifted the bewildered Hong Li into the air, and said in a low voice, "Don't go too far. Everyone gets a share of the potion and chocolate. Let's all compromise. I've already massaged your head. Do you want me to massage it for you all day?"

"Aha?"

Hongli struggled a couple of times without success, and said with a guilty smile, "Actually, it's not impossible. If you're really that enthusiastic, I can't refuse, right..."

"Climb, climb, climb, I'll drill two holes in your head all day long."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, put Hong Li down, and the latter looked at him blankly.

"so……"

Hongli asked curiously, "What do you want me to do for you?"

I'm warning you, if you go too far, I'll get revenge!

"Massage your legs for half an hour."

"Okay bro!"

Hongli adopted the demeanor of a well-behaved little wife, reaching her two small hands towards Heiyang's legs and massaging them through his trousers, when she suddenly spoke.

"Speaking of which, when you used to sleep at home..."

Hongli said quietly, "Are they all dressed so conservatively?"

"Nonsense, that's obviously not right..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, reached for the five gift boxes in front of him, and casually said, "It's not like we're in some desolate wilderness or any harsh environment. We're at home, so of course we'd take our clothes off to sleep!"