How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

(Go ahead!)

a ha ha ha……

(Hahaha...)

Bang! (Sound of door closing)

Whew—(sound of relief)

Yes, Hei Yang knew without a doubt that it would end up like this. Everyone knew perfectly well what was going on, yet they had to play along...

The adult world is too complicated; Hei Yang just wants to go back to his bedroom and hug Hong Li...

[Hei Yang: Li, are you still alive? I miss you so much~~]

[Hongli: Ha, look at you, so pathetic. You think you can't live without your sister Hongli? Hahahaha, what a piece of trash.]

[Hei Yang: Forget it, you can just stay there and lie there by yourself. I'll go join the adults' conversation...]

[Hong Li: !!!]

[Hongli: No———]

[Hongli: Heiyang! Brother! Husband! I'm trash! Don't leave me! I haven't seen you for a full fifty-seven minutes, oh, fifty-eight minutes...]

[Hongli: Hahahaha... I, I can't take it anymore, I have Black Sun withdrawal syndrome, I'm about to die, I need a Black Sun to kiss me, hug me, and lift me up high!]

[Hongli: Lying here all alone is so lonely! Ugh, I want to tear this tattered dragon tendon rope off and come play with you. I think my Instant Kill Divine Skill is ready again.]

[Black Sun: Uh, what's going on? I just used a normal attack, and you used all your skills?]

[Hei Yang: Ha, how come I didn't know you were so clingy? You could calmly read a novel for a whole month and ignore me...]

Hongli: Ah, I don't know when it started.

There's no need to hide anything from you; right now, my mind is completely filled with you!

Hongli: I'm too lazy to think about it too much. Maybe I'm just blinded by male beauty or something.

When I was young and naive, I didn't know the value of men and mistakenly took novels as treasures.

Of course, novels and comics are still my source of joy, but I'd much rather read them with you—double the happiness! Maybe that's what being in love feels like!

[Hei Yang: Tsk tsk, you're quite honest this time. I thought you'd try to be stubborn.]

[Hongli: What? This is called being bold and outspoken, okay? Being shy doesn't stop me from making bold statements. My feelings for you will never change!]

[Black Sun: Okay.]

[Hei Yang: But be careful with your spatial abilities, especially the instant-kill one. That dragon tendon rope won't stop you. Don't let it teleport you from the bed to the ceiling.]

[Hongli: Speaking of which, I was just thinking, what if Instant Kill takes me everywhere, through walls, wandering around the house, and then you suddenly glance at me and see me wandering around the house...]

[Black Sun: What haunted house, ghosts...]

[Hei Yang: Why don't you just say you're stuck in the wall?]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: And then comes the classic scene, right? Hongli's head is outside, her lower body is on this side, and you can do whatever you want with her?]

[Black Sun: Damn, I really didn't expect that if you hadn't said it. What I was going to say was that you'd keep losing health when you're stuck in the wall...]

[Hongli: Tch, while our walls are indeed sturdy, there's no way I could get stuck inside. I broke free with just a little effort.]

[Hei Yang: What you're talking about is just a regular wall. Have you forgotten what's on the ceiling of our bedroom?]

"Ok?"

Hong Li blinked, stared at the ceiling for a few seconds, then suddenly her pupils contracted and she shuddered.

[Hong Li: Damn, it can't be that bad, can it? They can't possibly trap me inside that wall that even a Nascent Soul cultivator can't break through, can they?]

[Hei Yang: Uh... Imagine I push open the bedroom door, and your head is hanging from the ceiling, your lower body dangling limply in mid-air...]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: You son of a bitch, Heiyang, why don't you just die?! Can't you wish me well for once?!]

[Hongli: Oh no, oh no, now that you mention it, I'm starting to get scared looking at the ceiling! I don't want to die such a miserable death!]

[Hong Li: When word gets out, it will be that the Five Elements Sect's exceptionally talented sect leader got stuck in the roof of his own bedroom and died.]

Damn, I'd be too ashamed to die like this. My resentment would be so strong, I'd practically come back to life!

[Black Sun: And then silence everyone who knows?]

[Hongli: Hmm, that makes sense.]

[Hongli: You're next! Heiyang!]

[Hei Yang: Tch, I was just kidding. That kind of thing would never happen, okay?]

[Hongli: That's what I think too!]

Hongli breathed a sigh of relief and responded excitedly.

[Hongli: There's no way I could be stuck in this wall above my head, it makes no sense at all!]

[Black Sun: Uh, what I mean is, even if you get stuck inside, if we split up and take action, with the life force of a Nirvana Realm cultivator plus a Golden Core stage cultivator, and with me feeding you regularly, you shouldn't die!]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: A tiny question mark holds a tremendous fear!]

Hongli: Isn't that even more terrifying? Being trapped inside is worse than death!

You might as well kill me, then hold my head and mourn me. That way, it'll be like dying in your arms, sob sob sob...

[Black Sun: You need to be optimistic. Trust me, okay? I'll work hard in my cultivation and reach a high level to rescue you. Wouldn't that be a huge win for you?]

[Hongli: Damn, what do you mean by splitting the mountain to save my mother...]

[Black Sun: You're trying to take advantage of me, aren't you!]

[Hongli: So what if I take advantage of you?!]

[Hongli: Ha, I see now. Even if I'm stuck inside, I can teleport to your side anytime. Goodness, you almost fooled me.]

[Hei Yang: You weren't exactly very smart to begin with...]

[Hongli: That's because you have a special aura above your head that makes you stupid...]

[Hei Yang: Have you ever considered the possibility that after you get stuck inside, I might teleport you and then get stuck next to you? How would you escape then?]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: What?! One for one?!]

"Xiaoyang, we'll be going now."

His mother's voice suddenly came from the side, bringing Hei Yang back to his senses as he was whispering to Hong Li.

Seeing everyone stand up, he quickly stood up as well.

"That's it..."

Hei Yang coughed, his face showing surprise and then reluctance: "You're leaving already?"

"right--"

Qing Yiyi immediately saw what her son was thinking and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Your dad, your grandpa, and I are going to Yuying's house to check on Lianlian and see if she's been cursed or anything. If not, great; if she is, we'll deal with it as soon as possible."

"Yes, and so are I, the elders, and the disciples."

Shi Xing chuckled and said, "The matter of rebuilding the sect still needs to be planned in the long term. We need to stay in Five Colors City for a while now."

"Well, while visiting relatives during the New Year, I'll also provide free health checkups for the residents here. It's a way to hone my disciple's skills and, at the same time, to help him integrate better into the community."

"Um... is that so?"

Hei Yang looked surprised. Why did he feel that this Sect Master Shi was looking at him with a little bit of passion?

Even if the Medicine King Sect has suffered a great calamity, surely they shouldn't be so destitute that they have nowhere to stay and have to treat the residents... Something just feels off!

"Those apologies are all stored in the warehouse..."

Yao Yang leaned closer to Hei Yang and whispered, "You can check them out. They are all the supplies you mentioned before. If there are any problems, please contact us to handle them."

"Oh, you're too kind."

Hei Yang smiled. What was the problem? Hei Yang had been judging others by his own petty standards. How could a commoner like him possibly understand the benevolence of a doctor?

"..."

"Just drop it off at the door, no need to deliver it any further."

Hei Muguang waved his hand: "Go back to sleep."

"Haha, no need, no need, I'll escort you a little further!"

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "With my diligence, how could I be sleeping at this hour!"

"If your dad tells you not to send it, then don't send it."