How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Hongli: Hehehe.]

[Hongli: Hehehehe.]

At first, Hei Yang thought that Hong Li had been turned into an idiot there, and he even mourned for her for a few days.

But Hei Yang ultimately underestimated the extent of someone's evil and treachery. One day, a letter was delivered to his home, and he watched helplessly as his parents opened it, as if opening Pandora's box.

……

"Huh? Xiao Li wrote a letter?"

Qing Yiyi was both surprised and delighted, saying, "This child really cares about us."

"Just saying."

Hei Muguang smiled and said, "You actually remembered to write to us. That's very thoughtful of you."

"Actually..."

Qing Yiyi said mysteriously, "Xiao Li doesn't care about the two of us, I think she cares more about Xiao Yang."

"Well, that makes sense."

Hei Muguang nodded in agreement, but then looked troubled: "But our Xiaoyang has to live up to expectations, otherwise I won't dare to say much about his situation when I reply."

Indeed, we still need to be strict, otherwise we'd be letting the girl down!

"Wow, that girl has already reached the Qi Refining stage! Our Xiao Yang is completely overshadowed."

"Ah, Xiao Li also said that a handsome senior brother in the Foundation Establishment stage is pursuing her. Our Xiao Yang is in danger!"

"Huh? Xiao Li also said that the Foundation Establishment stage senior brother was beaten up by the Golden Core stage senior brother, who said that he also had his eye on Xiao Li."

"Well, but Xiao Li rejected her senior brother's advances, saying that she only has Xiao Yang in her heart!"

Qing Yiyi and Hei Muguang exchanged a glance, their emotions tinged with determination, before turning to Hei Yang.

What a terrifying look that was!

That was the look that turned a loving mother into a stepmother and heaven into hell—Hei Yang regretted not realizing it sooner, otherwise he would have preferred to run away from home!

……

"Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, come here quickly."

Qing Yiyi called out from inside the house, "Xiao Li has written again..."

"It must be the devil sending out another invitation to hell!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "These are all fake news, don't believe them!"

"What nonsense is this child spouting?"

"I don't know, he's probably just acting crazy again. Never mind him, let's quickly see what's written in this letter?"

"Um... ah!"

"what happened?"

"Xiao Li said that the Golden Core stage senior brother was sent out of the sect on a mission by the Nascent Soul elder under some pretext. It's because that elder also admires our Xiao Li, so he abused his power for personal gain..."

"Grass."

Hei Yang wanted to go deaf himself; the lies that the scoundrel Hong Li was making up were getting more and more outrageous!

"But then again..."

Hei Yang looked at the synchronization information: "The message above says that the little clever devil has become a big clever devil. Does that mean Hong Li has finally agreed to open the gift box?"

However, there was only one notification. Did she only open one gift box, or was the other item/prop that didn't trigger a notification?

If you don’t understand, just ask.

[Black Sun: What did you get?]

Five minutes passed.

[Black Sun: ???]

Another five minutes passed.

[Black Sun: Hello? Hong Li? Is Hong Li there? Is she dead?]

Ten minutes passed.

[Black Sun: No, I mean, what are you doing?]

Half an hour passed.

[Heiyang: Dear sister, please reply to my message!]

Another half hour passed.

[Hei Yang: Hong Li, you f***ing *******]

[Hongli: You're the one who's fucking *******]

[Black Sun: ?]

[Heiyang: No, so you've been seeing all my messages, haven't you? I insult you and you reply, but if I don't insult you, you ignore me?]

[Black Sun: In the end, the feelings faded. It turns out I was just a tool for cultivation; the clown was myself!]

Hongli: ...

[Hongli: Stop fooling around, I'm busy.]

[Hei Yang: Got it. He's currently having a romantic chat with his Golden Core stage senior brother… no, I mean, he's busy flirting with a Nascent Soul stage elder, right?]

[Hei Yang: I know that in the end, childhood sweethearts can't compare to someone who falls from the sky. I've lost this battle completely.]

[Black Sun: In that case, I, the loser, might as well back off. After all... loving someone doesn't necessarily mean being with them, sob sob.]

[Heiyang: Wishing you happiness!]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hong Li: No, others may not know, but do you think you don't know that Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, and Nascent Soul are all fictional characters?]

[Hei Yang: Heh, you don't need to comfort me anymore, I understand. I wish you happiness, and I will disappear from your sight forever, sob sob.]

[Hongli: Damn, you can't speak without being disgusting, huh?]

[Hongli: I just found something interesting, no, incredibly interesting, and I'm completely absorbed in it.]

[Hei Yang: Ah, well, I need to discuss something!]

[Hongli: No.]

[Black Sun: No, I haven't even said anything yet, and you're already saying it's not okay?]

[Hong Li: Can you say anything unexpected? It's nothing more than rubbish like, "Ah, can you go and train hard so I can relax a bit?"]

[Hongli: So, I've already told you the answer in advance, no way!]

[Black Sun: You've really figured out how to play Black Sun, haven't you?]

[Black Sun: But I really can't take it anymore, Li, please have mercy and save me!]

[Black Sun: Can you really bear to let me die like this? Won't you be sad if I die?!]

[Hongli: That's true. After all, slaves are the property of slave owners, and the death of one would result in a significant financial loss...]

[Hei Yang: Yes, yes, Miss Hong Li is absolutely right! We must cherish and protect our property!]

[Hongli: Seriously? You can tolerate this?]

[Black Sun: Uh, what do you mean?]

[Hongli: Please, I've already gone so far with my words, at least give me a normal reaction.]

[Heiyang: Ah, what is a "normal reaction"?]

[Hong Li: For example, harsh words like "Ah, Hong Li, you ****", "I'll kill you", "Just you wait, don't fall into my hands, or I'll make you pay for today's humiliation tenfold" and so on.]

[Hongli: I still prefer your rebellious side. Please calm down and scold me a bit.]

[Hei Yang: You son of a bitch!]

[Hei Yang: Are you out of your mind? Are you shamelessly asking for a beating?]

[Hongli: Haha, they're getting anxious, they're getting anxious, someone's getting anxious.]

[Black Sun: *******]

[Hongli: But, well, these things aren't entirely unnecessarily unnecessarily undiscussable...]

[Black Sun: !]

[Black Sun: Explain in detail!]

[Hongli: Come to my house, to the study where I keep my novels. It's the third bookshelf from the left after you enter, the sixth row from the top, the second book from the left. Turn to page 73, and then continue reading.]

[Hongli: Retell the whole story to me. I really want to know how it ended. Unfortunately, I was caught before I finished reading it and didn't have time to take it away.]

[Hong Li: Hmm, tell me the story, and I'll help you cultivate to the Qi Refining stage. How about that, fair?]

[Black Sun: Is it a deal?]