How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"But!"

Lan Yuying shattered the bubble of imagination and gritted her teeth fiercely, saying, "The reality is that whenever I want to find you, you've disappeared without a trace."

The one feeling secretly bitter, yet forced to put on a brave face, is actually your mom!

"Ah this..."

Hongli turned her head away guiltily, pouted, and muttered under her breath, "Mom, you like that kind of insincere and polite praise too..."

"Yes, so what if Mom likes those insincere and polite compliments?"

Lan Yuying snorted and rolled her eyes.

"Your mother is just that ordinary, a very common person. My thinking isn't as sophisticated as yours, so what!?"

Hongli: "..."

"Mom, you're cheating!"

"So what if you're being unreasonable? Does Xiaoli really have the heart to make her mother unhappy?!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li's lips twitched, then suddenly she thought of something, her eyes lit up, and she pushed the blame onto someone.

"Well, isn't there still Xiao Huo? You can take her with you. If that doesn't work, if that really doesn't work..."

Hongli quickly came up with a brilliant idea, her clever little brain working at lightning speed.

"If all else fails, just say Xiao Huo is your youngest daughter. Yes, they don't know Xiao Huo is your granddaughter anyway, so it's fine to say she's your daughter!"

Hong Li nodded, gave a thumbs up, and revealed a set of sparkling, perfectly aligned silver teeth.

"Okay, don't worry, I'll cooperate and not give myself away!"

Then, we'll each call her our own name. Xiao Huo will call me Mom, and I'll call her Sister. What do you think? That's a great idea, isn't it? Hahahaha!

Uh, why are you looking at me like that? It's scary...

Lan Yuying: "..."

"boom."

The door was slammed shut, and Hongli trembled with fright.

"Mom, calm down, don't be impulsive..."

"Xiao Li..."

Lan Yuying gently picked out a dark red dress from the box and turned to look at Hong Li sitting to the side.

"What do you think?"

"I……"

Hongli's forehead was sweating: "What do I think?!"

"Mom, let me tell you, I'm a powerful cultivator now, and I might accidentally hurt you, so please don't be impulsive!"

"hehe."

Lan Yuying sneered and pounced on her: "Xiao Li, you'd better wake up! Turn into a pretty little beauty!"

"No--"

A mournful cry escaped from the crack in the door, mixed with the loud laughter of an old woman.

"Xiao Li, don't you want the person you like to see how beautiful you are?!"

"Black Sun won't care about these things!"

"Just wear it for a few days, then change it off, okay?"

"I wouldn't have fallen for that kind of kidding when I was three!"

"Hmph, then you have no choice!"

"No! Top! No! Pants! No! And bra! Don't leave me!"

Out with the old, in with the new!

"Woooooooo..."

"..."

"..."

"so……"

Hei Yang looked at himself in the mirror with suspicion. His hair was combed into a neat and tidy style, and he was wearing a black robe embroidered with flowing water patterns. With the sword at his waist, he looked majestic.

"Mom, are you sure Xiaoli will like me dressed like this?"

"Tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk..."

Qing Yiyi didn't answer Hei Yang's question. Instead, she looked at Hei Yang with shining eyes and kept making sounds of admiration.

"Look, look! Whose handsome young man is this?!"

Qing Yiyi kept smoothing out the wrinkles on Hei Yang's clothes, her face full of excitement and pride.

"As expected, only Miss Qing Yiyi could give birth to such a handsome son, oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho ho!"

"Mother!"

Hei Yang raised his voice helplessly: "You still haven't answered my question. Do you really think Xiao Li will think I look good dressed like this? I don't think it's very likely."

"what?!"

Qing Yiyi's eyes widened: "Are you questioning Mom's taste?!"

Are you still questioning the good looks you inherited from your mother?!

"Oh, no, no."

Hei Yang squinted and chuckled, "That's right, it feels really strange wearing these."

"Of course, who wears this normally..."

"what?"

Hei Yang stared wide-eyed at his mother with a "Are you kidding me?" look on his face. She shrugged and told him the truth.

"These kinds of clothes are only for attending banquets or during the Chinese New Year."

The purpose is just to let your mom have a good look... cough cough, I mean, to let you show off your most handsome pose.

As for daily life, who would wear this? It gets dirty easily, is hard to wash, is inconvenient at all, and isn't cheap either..."

"Uh, you're really honest."

"Why would I need to lie to you, you brat?"

Qing Yiyi snorted: "It's a good thing you cooperated, otherwise even if I had to use force, I would have made you put it on today."

"Uh……"

Hei Yang's lips twitched, and he sighed, "So?"

"So don't worry!"

Qing Yiyi confidently patted Hei Yang on the shoulder and encouraged him, "That girl Xiao Li will definitely be completely smitten with you, her eyes will be full of love!"

Hei Yang: "..."

.........

"what……"

Hongli lay slumped on the bed, looking down at the fire-patterned red dress she was wearing, her face showing utter despair.

"Thank you, Mom..."

Hongli sighed and said softly, "Thank you for helping me erase my beautiful fantasies and memories of home. Now I have no more reluctance or attachment!"

Right now, all she wants is to grab her bags and get out of the house right now, to go to her new home and find her lovely Black Sun, to get away from this horrible adult world!

One second the sky was clear and sunny, and suddenly it started raining, thundering, and the power went out. Ugh...

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 260 The phone slipped from my hand, but before it even hit the ground...

"Watch closely, put it in the pot like this, then like this, look at me, watch my movements..."

Well, it doesn't actually need to be too complicated.

Just follow your mother step by step and you'll learn quickly! With your intelligence, you'll definitely learn fast!

In the kitchen, Lan Yuying was teaching her daughter Hongli how to cook. As her own child, she had no intention of holding back any of her skills. On the contrary, she was already very happy that her child was old enough to ask her questions.

However, Lan Yuying couldn't help but frown when she saw that Hong Li was obviously distracted.

"Xiao Li, did you understand? Xiao Li? Xiao Li! Snap out of it!"

"Huh?! Huh?! Huh!"