How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Huang Dou gave a self-deprecating smile: "Back then, there was a saying among the outer disciples: 'Better to offend an inner disciple than to offend Huang Dou.'"

Because I had connections with many inner disciples and even elders, I was able to fool quite a few new disciples.

But friendship couldn't give me a new lease on life. At first, I was a little proud when I heard those words, but after hearing them for a while, I only heard sarcasm: those people who used to follow me around calling me "Brother Huang" have now become big shots that I can't reach.

This disparity drove me crazy and made me depressed.

Even then, I never had any intention of harming anyone.

"but?"

Huangshan Pine's years of experience told him that there should be a "but" here.

"However, seeing my peers who were not as talented leave this world one by one because their lifespan was exhausted, I felt a great sense of panic."

Huang Dou revealed a chilling expression: "I don't want to die. I should be standing high above, becoming an immortal and looking down on the mortal world, instead of turning into dust like a mere mortal!"

"Uh……"

Huang Shansong hesitated and said, "If I remember the family tree correctly, your father's name was Huang Tu."

Huang Dou: "..."

"that's not important!"

Huang Dou said angrily, "I don't want to die, so I spent more than ten years refining the Gu Wang Xiang. As far as I know, it is the only way to regain my supernatural powers and achieve Foundation Establishment."

However, this kind of Gu Wang Xiang, which steals people's cultivation, is an evil medicine that is strictly prohibited by the sect. After my master discovered it, he made me take the initiative to admit my mistake and accept punishment.

But I was unwilling to give up, so I fled the sect. Because my master was mindful of our years of friendship, he couldn't bear to kill me, which allowed me to escape successfully.

But I couldn't go back to the Medicine King Sect, and I was wanted by the Discipline Hall. In a daze, I subconsciously walked back to the Huang family.

"You've been back?"

"Yes, but I heard that a celestial being was living in the Huang family. I thought he was someone who came to arrest me, so I hurriedly ran away."

Huang Dou sighed: "Later, I heard that it was a weasel that practiced evil arts by stealing people's life force."

Then I was enlightened. If he, the weasel, could use the young talents in the city as a means to advance his career, why couldn't I?

Once the thought crossed my mind, I couldn't sit still. I first attacked a few mortals, seizing their life force, and then I found that this method was indeed feasible.

So, after making my plan, I set my sights on that kid who called himself Hong Butian, because of his...

At this point, Huang Dou couldn't help but swallow hard: "It's incredibly tempting!"

"..."

Huangshan Pine remained silent for a long time, then sighed, "Ancestor, you have fallen into demonic possession."

"Shut up! It's none of your business, a junior, to judge me!"

Huang Dou glared angrily and said, "So what if I've fallen into demonic possession? Is it wrong to want to live? Aren't we all striving to become immortals and seek the Dao? I've only made the mistake that all those who have no way forward make!"

"Yes, just like me."

Huang Shansong sighed: "Because he was blinded by the empty promises made by that weasel, he needlessly lost the lives of his two biological sons."

"That's it."

Huang Dou glanced at Huang Shansong and nodded: "At least I've never lost a son. Now that you've said that, I feel much better."

Huangshan Pine: "?"

"Then you don't have a wife."

Huang Shansong couldn't help but retort, "That's why we don't have children."

"What need is there for romantic love in cultivation? It would only hinder my progress!"

Huang Dou snorted coldly: "It's nothing more than a beastly act caused by being controlled by desire. I don't deign to associate with it."

"You've never been in a relationship, so you naturally wouldn't know what that feeling is like."

Huangshan Pine suddenly became repulsive in Huang Dou's eyes, and a hint of disdain seemed to appear in his eyes: "Forget it, that feeling is impossible to explain to you, Ancestor."

"What does a little brat know!"

Huang Dou cursed loudly, "How can the love of mortals bind cultivators..."

"But I know that the previous leader of the Medicine King Sect fell in love with the leader of the Five Elements Sect, and they became a couple. Then they both stepped down and became an enviable couple."

Huangshan Pine delivered a fatal blow: "Are they also just mortals blinded by greed?"

"You, you, I, I..."

Huang Dou was speechless for a moment.

Suddenly, he sighed: "It's no use talking about this now. Having lived for over a hundred years, all I can come up with is one realization."

Life goes by so fast. In the blink of an eye, I've gone from a teenager to this.

……

"Life seems to have been put on a fast-forward."

Hongli sat on the roof with a blank look in her eyes: "I don't understand why I was so happy and carefree just a few days ago."

In the blink of an eye, not only are they engaged, but they're also about to be caught by the Five Elements Sect...

Where has my time gone? Is this how my life ends?

"Oh, calm down, calm down."

Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the back and comforted her, "At least... she's still alive, right?"

"You still have the nerve to say it!"

Hong Li suddenly reached out with both hands to grab Hei Yang's neck, but the latter barely managed to catch her.

"what are you doing!"

Hei Yang's pupils dilated: "You don't want to live your life anymore after just getting engaged? You want to kill your fiancé, don't you?"

"Yeah, why are you still alive, Black Sun!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth: "As long as you die, the world will restart, and everything will return to peace and tranquility."

"Damn it, calm down."

Sweat dripped from Hei Yang's forehead: "I didn't want this either. Who knew it would turn out like this in such a muddle? I swear, I've always considered you a good brother, and I absolutely never had any lustful thoughts about you!"

"I don't care what you say!"

Hongli gritted her teeth: "I want the engagement broken off! I want the engagement broken off!"

"Be bold!"

Hei Yang suddenly became righteous and proud, his youthful spirit shining through: "Hong Li, you dare to break off the engagement? Fortune changes every thirty years. Don't underestimate a young man's potential. Three years from now..."

"Pooh!"

Hongli's eyes reddened: "You still say you didn't lust after my body, but you react this strongly when it comes to annulling the engagement?"

"I really misjudged you, Black Sun! You cunning bastard, was this all part of your plan?!"

"Oh, this is a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

Black Sun, sweating profusely: "It was just that the word 'announcement of the engagement' triggered my instinctive reaction, so I subconsciously said those words."

"An instinctive reaction?!"

Hongli was even angrier: "Just how many times have you been jilted? Fine, fine, you black-faced bastard, what else don't I know about you!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding... huh?"

"what……"

The two people's expressions suddenly froze, and they turned to look down, as if it was no longer the eaves.

"Grass." *2

"boom!"

Upon landing simultaneously, Galileo, far away in another world, smiled with satisfaction.

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 29 I'll only ever be a lazy dog ​​in this lifetime

"Phew, that's the legendary airship of the Five Elements Sect."

The Five Colors City was exceptionally lively today, teeming with people, all looking up at the sky.

Hei Yang was one of them, and even he couldn't help but exclaim, "How magnificent!"

"That's powered by spirit stones. Every second it costs more than real gold and silver. It'll be here soon."

Hei Muguang, standing to the side, exclaimed, "As expected of the Five Elements Sect, their pomp and circumstance are truly grand. Look, even the city lord, who hasn't shown his face in a long time, is waiting over there for the immortal to arrive."

"Once you arrive at the Five Elements Sect, you must find our Hong family's elders as soon as possible to obtain their protection. Remember to listen to your master and don't be picky about food..."

Lan Yuying patiently reminded Hongli again and again, her eyes welling up with tears: "Remember, with Mom and Dad not around, you can't throw tantrums and be willful anymore... Waaah..."

"Why are you crying? Today is a good day."