How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Even when she's asleep, she's adorable!"

"Yeah yeah!"

Qing Yiyi gently wiped the soup from Xiao Huo's lips and smiled, "I always wanted to have a daughter, but after having Xiao Yang, I felt that having another child would neglect Xiao Yang, so I gave up the idea. Now my granddaughter has fulfilled my dream."

"Sigh, my Xiaoli is a girl, and you know, she's never been a sociable person since she was little."

Lan Yuying sighed: "She's not interested in anything other little girls like to wear, play with, or do. She's so weird... Xiao Huo is just like a normal little girl!"

"Yes, seeing Xiao Huo like this now, and thinking about the hardships she endured under Xiao Li and Xiao Yang's care, I feel heartbroken. I want to make up for all the grievances she suffered before!"

"Oh well, luckily the child is only one year old, there's still time to make up for it."

"That's right, unlike those two outside the window, there's nothing we can do about them!"

The two helped Xiao Huo lie down on the bed, took off his little shoes and coat, covered him with a small blanket, and turned their heads to look out the window.

Two heads appeared out of nowhere, peering through the window at the room, silently weeping, their faces filled with envy and jealousy.

Hei Yang, Hong Li: (┯_┯)(┯_┯)

Mom, love me one more time!!!

Qing Yiyi: "Oh dear, look at these two poor little bastards, it breaks my heart to see them."

Lan Yuying: "That's right. Just thinking about them not being able to find a place to stay and being huddled in a broken box on the street in the early hours of the morning, bitten by mosquitoes, makes me want to cry."

The two mothers wiped away their tears and walked to the window. Outside the window, two people were panting heavily and stretched out their hands, looking like they were suffering from maternal withdrawal syndrome.

As their mother drew closer, the two grew increasingly excited. Closer, just a little closer...

"Wow!"

With the curtains on both sides drawn tightly shut, Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Now we can finally not see it!"

"That's right, we're kind-hearted, we can't bear to see children suffer like this..."

"Harmful!"

"Ugh!"

Outside the window, two faces, devoid of color, remain.

"Mother……"

Hong Li's body went limp, and she collapsed against the wall.

"They don't want us anymore..."

Hei Yang, feeling utterly hopeless, slid down the wall.

Dark clouds loomed over the two of them, heavy rain poured down on them, and every now and then a bolt of lightning struck them, highlighting their loneliness, desolation, and helplessness.

"..."

"..."

"Get out of here! What are you talking about?!"

Hongli suddenly stood up, fiercely slapping away the dark clouds above her head, and grabbed Heiyang by the shoulder, pulling him up: "Get your act together! How can a real man stay subservient to others for long!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li: "But even your boudoir was taken away by Xiao Huo, you're in a worse situation than me..."

Hongli: "!!!"

The dark clouds gathered again above Hongli's head. She squatted in the corner, facing the wall in repentance: "Oh, never mind then, I'm not a great man either..."

"If you ask me, we should just go to the other side..."

Hei Yang sighed, spread his hands, his left palm filled with gray mist, and his right hand held Meng Po, the document from the underworld.

"Maybe we could stay at Grandma Meng's place for half a month or something. I think her little pavilion is quite nice; there's even something to drink if you wake up thirsty..."

"No!"

Hongli quickly turned her head, blew away the gray mist on Heiyang's hand in one breath, and said speechlessly, "My good brother, the kind of person who can fall asleep in any harsh environment isn't a lazy dog, that's wilderness survival! Or is it a special episode of Return of the Soul from the Underworld!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang looked helpless: "Then tell me what to do. I've already come up with a solution, but you still don't want it."

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, grabbed Hei Yang's hand, and turned to walk towards the other side of the house: "Activate Divine Concealment, follow me!"

"Oh, where are you taking me?"

Hei Yang blushed and said shyly, "Um, I'm not mentally prepared yet, please don't..."

"Damn, why are you blushing like a teapot?!"

Hongli's forehead creased with annoyance: "Shut up!"

"Ow..."

As they passed the living room door, the two could clearly hear their fathers laughing and chuckling loudly.

The conversation had nothing of substance; if you listened carefully, it was all about "drinking," which made the two of them feel quite melancholy.

Hei Muguang and Hong Xiaochen were not only sworn brothers in their youth, but also longtime drinking buddies.

However, after Hongli and Heiyang were born, they gradually gave up the addiction because the two little ones didn't like the taste of alcohol.

But now that Hei Yang Hong Li has been kicked out, there's nothing left to worry about. Hong Xiao Chen immediately dug up the wine that had been buried in the courtyard years ago and started drinking it heartily.

In this way, a beautiful world and harmonious home is created where only Hongli and Heiyang are injured.

Human joys and sorrows are not shared; laughter and happy scenes only accentuate sadness...

"Are you sure we don't need to prepare anything?"

"Prepare a big-headed ghost!"

Hongli breathed a sigh of relief and pointed to the small house in front of her: "How is this place?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang narrowed his eyes: "Xiao Li Bookstore, your bookstore isn't very big, and you've crammed so many books in there, making it even smaller."

"Hey, we're already being kind by having a place to stay!"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "At least this is a house in the mortal realm..."

After a pause, Hongli chuckled and said, "Although this is also within the boundaries of my home, it's not very close to my parents' bedroom, and they usually don't go near my study."

As long as we don't make too much noise, we can stay here for a long time!

"walk slowly!"

Hei Yang gently turned the key, opened the door, looked at Hong Li who was standing there in a daze, and pointed his thumb into the room: "Go in, what are you standing there for?"

"Well……"

Hongli sighed, pursed her lips, and walked into the house: "Sometimes I really don't understand what I was thinking back then. What was I thinking when I gave you a copy of all the keys?"

"Then who knows?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and closed the door tightly: "Perhaps someone had some bad thoughts at the time, or was expecting something."

"You big idiot!"

Hongli snorted softly, turned her head away, looked at her bookshelf, and sighed as she changed the subject.

"Ah, this familiar scent of books... Back in the Five Elements Sect, I dreamt more than once that I was back here, lying in bed reading a book..."

"It's bad for your eyes."

"So, the Golden Elixir can make you nearsighted from reading?"

"Tsk tsk, who knows?"

Hei Yang brushed away the not-so-large amount of dust around him, revealing a comical expression: "Have you ever dreamed about me? How many times have you dreamed about me?"

"Well……"

Hongli was taken aback, coughed twice, and hurriedly flipped through the book in her hands. She said irritably, "Not even once! It's so unlucky to dream about you!"

"Well, you're being stubborn, aren't you..."

Hei Yang casually flipped open the small bed in the study, muttering, "I remember just flipping through a few pages of your diary and seeing so many passages about dreaming about Hei Yang..."

"Dog thief!!!"

Before Hei Yang could finish speaking, a roar rang in his ears, and a flying kick sent him sprawling to the ground. Then, a figure pinned him down, shouting, "Give me your life!"

"Hey, Xiao Li, calm down..."

Hei Yang writhed on the ground, trying to shake off Hong Li, whose wicked hands were reaching for his delicate neck, clearly intending to kill him.

"You've already seen it, there's no use in getting angry now..."

"Damn! What kind of scumbag talk is that?!"

Hong Li's fists hardened instantly, and she unleashed a barrage of punches at Hei Yang's back: "Taste my Bone-Dislocating Technique!"