How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"I don't think airships are as common in the cultivation world as you say..."

"What if, just in case!"

Hong Li frowned in thought, then suddenly extended a finger and said seriously, "What if Brother Hei Chen's body disappears?"

"Ok?"

A question mark appeared above Hei Yang's head: "For example?"

"What if he gets kidnapped by human traffickers!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Alright! My Li!"

Hei Yang sighed helplessly and reached out to hook his arm around Hong Li's shoulder.

"The chances of that kind of thing happening are about the same as a person falling from the sky and landing right on our airship—it's completely impossible!"

"That……"

Hongli hesitated for a moment, then sighed and rested her head on Heiyang's shoulder: "Alright."

"boom!!!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "Did you hear anything just now?"

It was a loud "thump," like the sound of some kind of two-legged, two-armed, one-headed creature hitting the ground? Yes, the kind where the head hits the ground!

Hongli: "Hahaha, not at all, isn't that your strong heart beating?"

Hei Yang: "Uh, okay..."

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "By the way, is someone wailing?"

Hongli: "Nonsense, that's Little Fire talking in his sleep!"

Hei Yang: "I see."

Hongli: "..."

"But then again..."

Hongli suddenly looked serious and asked Heiyang, "Do you think if that person spills blood and brains, it might dirty our airship!"

"This one……"

Hei Yang frowned in thought, then nodded and said, "Very likely!"

"Let's go out and take a look."

"Makes sense."

"Oh, right, remember to bring a broom and dustpan to sweep up any bone fragments or anything like that."

"Don't worry, I brought it."

"And what about gloves and the body-dissolving liquid?"

"Don't worry, I brought it."

"You're more reliable."

"Of course, when have I ever let you down?"

"Do you think this could be a staged accident?"

"Ha, in the middle of nowhere, do you think we'd be afraid of being scammed?"

"That's true. What if that person had accomplices?"

"Don't worry, I brought enough body-dissolving liquid for ten people."

"It's so reassuring, my Yang."

"You change your mind faster than turning the pages of a book, you dog Hongli!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 221 If only I had known earlier, I would have encountered a traffic accident even while flying...

"Woo..."

Hongli squatted outside the cabin, touching the airship deck with a pained expression, her voice trembling.

"You stinky Hei Yang, it's all your fault! You said you wanted to save spirit stones, but you turned off the spirit energy shield."

Now look what happened! You've got this huge crater, are you happy now? You spendthrift son of a bitch!

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang squatted down next to Hong Li, carefully examining the spot she was pointing to, a question mark appearing above his head: "Where...where's the pit?"

Wow! Open your eyes wide and look again!

Hongli poked at a spot on the deck with her finger with a serious expression.

"Look here, isn't it a little more sunken than the rest of the place?"

"Um……"

Hei Yang frowned and suddenly spoke up: "There does seem to be a small dent... but are you sure you didn't poke it out with your finger?"

"Poke your head, my foot!"

Hong Li showed a displeased expression, slapped Hei Yang's leg, and corrected him: "Besides, what does 'little pit' mean!"

Even a thousand-mile dike can be breached by an ant hole; our airship isn't even a thousand miles long, this pit is enough to cause us to collapse many, many times over!

"Hmm, that makes sense..."

Hei Yang, resting his chin on his hand, pondered carefully, "It's like an airplane or a spaceship; even the missing smallest part could cause a major problem..."

"Right, right!"

Hongli slapped Heiyang's thigh and nodded repeatedly, her tone serious: "That's exactly what I mean. If the nails are missing, the country will perish!"

"Hmm...that's a good description!"

"And there's more..."

"That's true!"

“Gujiguji…”

"Chiguchichi..."

"..."

On the airship deck, a woman struggled to her feet. Although most of her face was covered in blood, her usual beauty and dignity could still be vaguely discerned.

However, her body was now covered with wounds of all sizes, and her clothes were tattered. She looked as if she had been chased by dogs for several blocks, and she was in a very miserable state.

The woman shook her dazed head, her hair falling off her head, while the sounds of conversation beside her gradually pulled her back to reality.

She opened her eyes, only to find her vision blurred by blood. Following the sound, she vaguely saw two young men huddled together, whispering something, occasionally glancing in her direction.

The woman was stunned for a few seconds, her memories gradually returning. Then she suddenly widened her eyes, struggled to her feet, and walked with difficulty toward the boy and girl.

"So, it's getting harder and harder to make a living these days..."

Hei Yang sighed and said, "Even those who stage accidents go from faking a fall at the beginning to half-real and half-fake, and finally to making it real."

Look at how badly this woman behind me is bleeding from a head injury; this is the terrible impact of cutthroat competition in the industry.

As for lazy dogs like us, we'll be abandoned by the times and swept into the trash sooner or later, so we might as well lie down in the garbage dump first to avoid bothering others..."

"One of the countless reasons I like you..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang with heartfelt admiration and exclaimed, "Every time I listen to your teachings, I benefit greatly from them when I'm feeling lost. They give me a sense of belonging and I'm no longer affected by the anxiety of competition..."

"One of the countless reasons I like you..."

Hei Yang's expression softened: "It's because you always listen attentively to everything I say and understand what I'm trying to say..."

"Black Sun..."

Hongli's eyes were glazed over.

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang's face was full of love.

"That person has woken up."

Hong Li's expression returned to normal.

"Ah, I saw that a long time ago."

Hei Yang spoke in a flat tone.