How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli interrupted Heiyang: "What do you mean I have to cultivate alone? What are you doing then? Didn't you promise to stay with me?"

"Yes."

Hei Yang nodded: "I'll lie down next to you to rest... cough cough, and supervise you at a parallel angle. That's reasonable, isn't it!"

"..."

"Black!!! Sun!!!"

Hongli lunged forward and viciously grabbed Heiyang's neck: "I think you've been itching for a beating for a while! Give me back the gratitude you gave me, you bastard!"

"Xiao Li, calm down, calm down, help, help, can you hear me? Is anyone coming to save poor Hei Yang...?"

.........

"!!!"

The bronze snake tensed up suddenly; it had heard its master's cry for help! It had to rush to the rescue immediately!

"Ehhhhh?"

A wing blocked the bronze snake's path. Little Fire asked in confusion, "Big snake, what are you doing? You're leaving after only saying half of what you were saying?"

"Shh...cough cough."

The bronze snake swayed its body, somewhat anxiously saying, "Black Sun is calling for help, didn't you hear him?"

"I heard you."

Little Fire remained unmoved: "But Dad shouted for help too, he shouted for something else!"

"what?"

The bronze snake looked completely bewildered.

"Ahem, he also shouted..."

Little Fire arched its two wings into a trumpet shape and placed them in front of its beak, chirping, "Little Li! Little Li! Let go! I won't do it again!"

"Yes, it is like that."

Xiao Huo nodded: "Therefore, we can conclude that the perpetrator is Mom, so we don't need to interfere. Barging in would only upset them!"

Copper Snake: "?"

He couldn't understand it, but he was deeply moved.

……

"you you……"

Hei Yang's finger trembled as he pointed at Hong Li: "You attacked by sneak, you can't be considered a true hero!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hong Li twisted her wrist, looked down at Hei Yang lying on the ground, and snorted coldly: "So what? Are you going to cultivate with me or not?"

"Don't think about it!"

Hei Yang tilted his head, snorted coldly, and relaxed his whole body: "I've already taken the beating, so I might as well go all out. Take my life or not, come and get it!"

"You're a scoundrel! Despicable!"

"I'm just reasonably defending my right to slack off!"

"Well……"

Hong Li frowned, and finally sighed, "Alright, alright, I admit defeat. Can I start cultivating again?"

"I'm going to lie next to you and keep an eye on you!"

"What the hell..."

Hong Li forced back her breath and smiled, "Alright, whatever you say goes, my dear Hei Yang!"

Hei Yang: "?"

"or……"

Looking at Hong Li's smile, Hei Yang felt a little uneasy. This wasn't right, was the child driven crazy by anger?

"Should I stand?"

Hei Yang probed, "Stand and supervise you?"

"There's no need for that! You should rest!"

"Wait, what are you trying to do? I'm warning you, Hongli, domestic violence is not a good thing, um..."

Hei Yang was about to speak when he suddenly froze. Although he could still breathe, he couldn't speak. His eyes darted around, looking at Hong Li, who was squatting in front of him.

Hong Li was holding a small wooden figure in her hand. In a daze, the wooden figure transformed into the likeness of Hei Yang!

[Black Sun: Hey! You demon! What kind of evil magic are you using? Why can't I move?!]

[Hongli: Hey [image]]

Hongli relayed the information about the wooden figure—one, two, three—to Heiyang: "How about it? Isn't it interesting?"

[Black Sun: Ah... that's true. If it were me, I wouldn't even tell you the time limit, making you think it would go on forever...]

Ahem... well, I didn't say anything...

Hongli: ...

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Xiao Li, I was wrong, please forgive me!]

"You're not wrong, this was my mission after all."

Hongli clapped her hands, laughed as she put the wooden figure away, and looked at Heiyang with a comical expression.

"Just rest well, don't think about anything, don't do anything, your lovely girlfriend will take good care of you!"

[Black Sun: ************]

[Black Sun: You better not fall into my hands!]

"I've heard this sentence so many, so many times!"

Hongli gently helped Heiyang close his half-open mouth: "Hmm, close your mouth, so that no dirty things fly in. How about that, am I thoughtful enough!"

[Black Sun: ********]

"Well……"

Touching her chin and looking at Hei Yang, Hong Li thought for a moment, nodded, lifted his foot with one hand, and placed the other on his back: "Get up!"

[Black Sun: Hey, what are you doing? Hey, stop!]

"What?"

Hongli stood up, looking at Heiyang in her arms with displeasure: "What's wrong with me hugging you? Didn't you hug me back like this before?"

[Hei Yang: But, but... how can you carry me in a princess carry! You can carry me on your back! This is just... really wrong!]

"Brother, although I'm reluctant to admit it, you are indeed a cut above me."

Hong Li gave me a deadpan look: "If you want me to carry you, are you going to drag your body on the ground? I'm not some murderer dragging a corpse..."

[Black Sun: But...]

"Alright, no more 'buts'!"

Hongli walked out of the living room and headed towards the bedroom: "I'm leaving now. Watch me diligently cultivate!"

[Black Sun: ...]

【Heiyang: ╯﹏╰】

……

"See, I told you so..."

Little Fire put its wings to its ears, listened carefully for a while, then nodded and looked at the bronze snake: "See, there's no movement now! I knew it, they were just playing around!"

"Original, that's what it is!"

The bronze snake looked amazed, having learned some incredible social skills!

……

Da Ma chewed on a carrot, glanced in the direction of the house, and saw no movement, so Hei Yang was probably already dead...

Alas, with his death, I'll have to find another place to live. Alas...

That's life, Ma Sheng. It's full of unexpected events and wandering. Whatever happens in the future has nothing to do with him now.

At least until then, he wanted to savor the taste of the carrot in his mouth. Hmm... Hei Yang had said he would eat eggs tomorrow, but he wondered if he would still be able to eat them. It was truly a sigh for Ma!

……

"Okay, I'll put a soft, big pillow under your head."

Hongli carefully laid Heiyang flat, straightened his arms and legs naturally, and then gently lifted Heiyang's head, placing a pillow underneath.

Hongli kicked off her shoes, sat cross-legged next to Heiyang, and laughed, "Tell me, is there anything else that's bothering you?"