How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hei Yang: "As long as you abandon your brain."

Hongli: "How wonderful the world is."

Hei Yang: "So, why would something like this be lying on the ground...?"

Hongli: "It's not important at all, I don't care, I might as well take another nap..."

Hei Yang: "Hmm."

Hongli: "Hmph."

Hei Yang: "Too lazy to think about it."

Hongli: "It doesn't matter."

"..."

"Yeah, right!" *2

Hei Yang Hong Li suddenly stood up, baring his teeth and snarling as he faced her, baring his fangs and brandishing his claws!

"Why the hell did I wake up lying on the floor?!"

Hei Yang couldn't help but exclaim, "What kind of giraffe are you? This bed is so big, you can't even fit me!"

"Don't you dare try to play the victim here!"

Hongli said angrily, "Didn't you kick me off the bed? Was I bothering you while I was on the bed?"

"Oh, so I'm lying on the floor, then stretch out my arms and legs, climb onto the bed, and kick you off, huh?"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "What the hell am I? A rubber fruit user or Slender Man?"

"Who knows if you kicked me off the bed first, then pretended to be innocent and lay back down!"

Hong Li's eyes blazed with anger as she said, "You know, I just woke up, but you were already awake when I woke up. You had plenty of time to commit the crime!"

"So to say……"

Hei Yang stepped forward, closing in on Hong Li: "So you won't admit it!"

"You should admit it!"

Hong Li didn't back down and met Hei Yang's gaze head-on: "You're deliberately trying to cause trouble, aren't you!"

Black Sun (‵□′) VS (‵□′) Red Glass

The two angry faces drew closer.

"Ha, Mom and Dad, Little Fire will take you flying!"

A gust of wind blew by, ruffling their hair.

"Ah?"

Hei Yang and Hong Li turned their heads at the same time, their bodies involuntarily leaning forward and resting against each other.

Then they saw a flamingo that almost took up the entire bed, flapping its wings and talking in its sleep, creating a gust of wind that made the room rattle.

"Huh?"*2

"So it was cooked over a low flame...?"

Hei Yang blinked.

"Such huge wings! They could carry people without even needing a Fire Fairy!"

Hongli couldn't help but sigh.

……

"Waaaaah, Little Fire suddenly grew so big for no reason!"

Little Fire, in her loli form, sat on the bed, sobbing, "My real body is even bigger than when I transformed! How am I going to stay in Mommy's arms like this?! Waaaaah!"

"Okay, okay, Mommy's here, don't cry."

Hongli reached out and pulled Xiaohuo into her arms, gently patting her back, and looked helplessly at Heiyang: "Well, although I thought that Xiaohuo would grow up one day, she's not even a year old yet."

"Hmm, it's probably because I broke through to the Foundation Establishment stage that I've grown a bit."

Hei Yang stroked his chin and analyzed, "But judging from its appearance, it should still be in the Little Crane stage, there's no mistake about that."

"Hmm, so that means..."

Hongli sighed, "Will it grow even bigger in the future?"

Little Fire: "!!!"

"Don't let the little fire grow too big! Don't let the little fire become a big fire! And definitely don't let it become an old fire! Waaaaah!"

After hearing her parents' analysis, Xiao Huo cried even harder: "When the time comes, Xiao Huo will grow bigger than the house, and then there won't be enough room for the house. Then Mom and Dad will kick her out! Waaaaah, Xiao Huo doesn't want to be kicked out!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang and Hong Li exchanged a glance, their faces full of helplessness.

"Alright, alright, why would I kick you out?"

After a pause, Hongli sighed and comforted her, "Although it seems like Mom is being kicked out of the house by her parents along with Dad, we can build a big house for ourselves, a house big enough for Xiao Huo to fly freely like before!"

[Hongli: Hmm, what's wrong with being bigger...]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Black Sun: Damn it, be serious, are you trying to soothe a child?!]

[Hongli: How could Xiaohuo possibly want to be kicked out? How could I bear to do that? Do children always think about these impossible worries?]

[Hei Yang: Tch, don't even mention kids, I think everyone gets stuck on things sometimes!]

[Hongli: That makes sense...]

"Well……"

Hearing Hongli's comforting words, Xiao Huo stopped crying, tilted her head back, and fell into thought: "A big house..."

"call!"

Hongli and Heiyang exchanged a glance, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's solved!"

"Wow! Even if it's a big house, the furniture and daily necessities inside won't get bigger, so Little Fire can't hide inside and play hide-and-seek anymore."

Waaaaah, but we still can't go back to the past! Waaaaah…

After thinking it over carefully, Xiao Huo burst into tears again: "I don't want to grow up, waaaaah!"

"Ah, this..." *2

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, her expression simple: it's your turn.

"call……"

Hei Yang gave a helpless look and forced a smile: "Little Fire can transform into human form to play hide-and-seek, and even the biggest human form can't be that big!"

"The humanoid figure can't hide behind the teacup anymore! Waaaaah..."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Then..."

Hei Yang scratched his head, a resolute look on his face: "Then let's enlarge the teacups... and all the other furniture by the same proportion!"

"This low heat should bring back that old feeling!"

"But if that's the case..."

Little Fire pouted and looked up at Red Glass Black Sun: "That would be very inconvenient for Mom and Dad. What if they fall into the teacup while drinking water and drown? Waaah, it still won't work!"

"Oh no, don't cry, don't cry, Daddy will think of something!"

Sweat beaded on Hei Yang's forehead: "Um, well, Mom and Dad can transform into giants, and then the residents of Five-Colored City can build high walls and attack the back of Mom and Dad's necks..."

Pshaw, what am I even saying...?

[Hongli: Don't embarrass yourself in front of the children.]

[Hei Yang: But, waaaaah, Xiao Li, help! Children are so scary, so let's not have any more children in the future. One Xiao Huo is enough, waaaaah...]

[Hongli: Tsk, um... we'll talk about that later...]

[Hongli: Let's stop Xiaohuo from crying first. Hmm, she's always been so well-behaved before, why is she crying so much today...]

[Hongli: Controlling the variables, we can conclude that it must be your bad-boy aura that infected Xiaohuo!]

[Black Sun: Seriously? How did they manage to get to me?]

[Hei Yang: Not wanting to grow up—isn't that a major worry that all children, including us, share?]

[Black Sun: Besides, Little Fire's size changes more dramatically as it grows than a human's, so it's normal for it to have this kind of discomfort due to the size difference, right?]

[Hei Yang: Just imagine, waking up to find everything around you so unfamiliar, even yourself feeling like a stranger—that feeling must be awful!]

[Hongli: Hmm... Are you thinking about your childhood again? I'm sorry...]

[Hongli: You said you'd moved on, but you're still holding onto this. You're lying!]

[Hei Yang: Oh, it's nothing. I just made a connection after seeing Xiao Huo like that. I didn't have any negative feelings about it, really!]