How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

[Hei Yang: Hey, you know what? This news seems to have spread like wildfire. We were the ones who found out relatively late.]

[Hongli: Hmm? So, have you thought of a way to help me escape this predicament?]

[Black Sun: Ah, that's not important.]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: If this isn't important, what is? Is it more important to hear your hearsay and rumors?]

[Hei Yang: Oh, I wanted to tell you this the moment I heard it, don't dampen my gossip enthusiasm!]

[Hongli: Heh, little Black Sun, I've figured it out. Today you finally have a chance to bully me, so you're going to get back at me for all the times I bullied you before, right?]

[Hei Yang: What do you mean you're bullying me? You think you can bully me?]

[Hongli: Hmm? Then last time... the time before that, and...]

[Hei Yang: Cough cough, that's because I let you have your way, otherwise you definitely wouldn't have gotten the better deal!]

[Hongli: Stop talking nonsense, just tell me if you're coming to help me today or not! I need a definite answer!]

[Black Sun: Oh, is this a death trap question?]

[Hongli: It's hard to say...]

[Hei Yang: Help, of course I'll help. What kind of relationship do we have? To hell with synchronized cultivation! Even if I don't become an immortal and die of old age, I can't bear to see you suffer, right?]

[Hongli: Sorry, my IQ has returned. Do you think you can still fool me?]

[Heiyang: Oh, you should have said so earlier! If you had, I wouldn't have had to send such a long message. It was so tiring!]

Hongli: ...

[Hong Li: Just you wait, I'll get my revenge, I'll make you pay!]

"Don't scare me like that, calm down, calm down, I'm here now."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li standing at the door and raised an eyebrow: "What's wrong?"

"I dare not go in."

"Then what do you think we should do?"

"do not know……"

"Then I'll knock on the door for you."

"Wait, wait until I'm far away before you knock on the door."

"?"

A question mark popped up above Hei Yang's head.

"Hongli, are you out of your mind? This is your cousin's house. I was knocking on the door for you. What's the meaning of you walking away like that?"

"Then...then I'm scared!"

"Face it with a smile!"

"do not want!"

Hong Li shook her head decisively, then her eyes suddenly lit up: "How about you impersonate..."

"Stop."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You don't need to say anything more, I've already guessed it, so my answer is, no, I refuse!"

"Ha, that wretched Black Sun!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 21 You're absolutely right!

"They all say that Hong Butian was poisoned, and that you were the one who ordered it!"

Hei Yang clearly recounted what he had seen and heard along the way: "They said that you used the poison that had previously taken down that weasel to outwit Hong Butian in order to seize a spot in the Five Elements Sect."

Of course, I'm definitely on your side; anyone with eyes can see you wouldn't do such a thing.

"Whatever, just like you. Do you think I care a lot about what other people say?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "You don't need to tell me or comfort me about this right away, do you?"

It's obvious even without thinking that they were the ones who praised us as young heroes before, and now they're the ones gossiping about us.

Once the truth comes out, they'll change their stance again..."

"Ahem, actually there's another important reason..."

Hei Yang chuckled and said, "They say I'm your accomplice. Well, you're the one who poisoned them, but I'm the one who used the gloves and sack and then crippled them."

It is said that at the time, I looked ferocious and hideous, holding a blood-stained stool, and smashing it repeatedly against Hong Butian's dantian, appearing like a madman, which was quite frightening...

Good heavens, that was so vivid! Anyone who didn't know better would think he was just standing there watching!

"and then?"

"Then?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then he suddenly realized that I was standing next to him listening."

"Pfft..."

Hongli couldn't hold back any longer. She smiled and looked at Heiyang: "Don't say that, you are indeed very suspicious. Didn't you suggest drugging someone before? Hmm... Sure enough, you are either a prophet or the mastermind!"

"Can't I be a jinx?"

Hei Yang shrugged: "If you're upright, you have nothing to fear!"

"Ah, yes, yes, you're the prettiest."

Hong Li smiled helplessly, then suddenly tightened her face: "Even if you try your best to make me laugh, don't expect me to cultivate immortality for you!"

Oh no, have we been discovered...?

Hei Yang was startled; the girl's intelligence had indeed returned: "Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could you think I'm that kind of person!"

"Because I am too."

"That makes so much sense, I'm speechless!"

"right."

Hongli sighed and knocked on the door: "Is anyone home? Is anyone home? Why is it so quiet in the house..."

"Xiao Li, you're here... Oh, Xiao Yang came along too."

"Yes, hello Uncle Hong..."

When facing his elders, Hei Yang immediately became more reserved: "And Uncle Hong, you also... uh, you don't seem to be doing very well..."

[Hongli: Damn it, what are you talking about! Uncle looks so haggard, where are you supposed to put him?]

[Hei Yang: Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue! Isn't that how you usually greet someone? I just... I don't have much experience visiting someone in the hospital. I'll be more careful next time!]

"Oh, it's Xiao Yang from the Mu Guang family."

Hong Zhenjia forced a smile: "You came with Xiao Li, didn't you?"

"Ah, right..."

Hei Yang said uncertainly, "I'm actually quite worried about Brother Bu Tian, ​​so I came along to check on him."

“I know, I know you’re a good kid.”

Hong Zhenjia waved his hand: "I haven't had a chance to thank you for what happened to Qiaoqiao from the third brother's family before."

The third brother went to look for clues with his family; otherwise, he would have definitely thanked you in person.

"Hey, it's not that serious, it's not that serious."

Hei Yang wasn't good at such pleasantries, so he quickly changed the subject and looked at Hong Butian: "Um, you mentioned looking for clues before. Was Brother Butian really harmed by someone? Was he beaten up like this?"

"That's not true."

Hong Xiaochen shook his head and sighed, "Even Doctor Liu in the city couldn't figure it out. He only had a guess, which made us even more worried."

"What guess?"

"Poison!"

Hong Xiaochen's expression was rather unpleasant: "You may not know, but many people outside are saying that I poisoned Bu Tianxia..."

"Huh? Another new version has been released?"

Hei Yang tilted his head, somewhat surprised: "Just now, it was Hong Li who was drugging him and Hei Yang who was putting a sack on him, but now that the version has been updated, you've made an appearance, Uncle?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?"

Hongli slapped Heiyang and scolded, "Your version is obviously the latest, while Dad's is an outdated version!"

"Oh yes, that's true, after all, I only found out about it later..."

"Be careful next time, don't make such a silly mistake. With your IQ, I'm ashamed to be around you!"

"I……"