How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Is it because you miss the carefree days when you were treated like a child?

I'm not quite sure. Friends and family often say that people like to reminisce about the past because they're not happy with their current lives. But what about me?

Well, I'm finally with Xiao Li as I wished, and I've even learned a few cultivation tricks to better protect my family. That's great!

Why is he still reminiscing about the past? He should cherish the present and spend time with his wife and family instead!

Ha, as expected, Hei Yang is just being pretentious!

Thinking of this, Hei Yang shook his head, clearing his mind of distractions, and said boldly, "Give me two more papayas!"

"Okay, please wait a moment!"

Item: Large, ripe watermelon

Quality: gray

Weight: 5.2kg

Introduction: When it peeks out to embrace the sunlight, it seems destined to be struck down, but the terrifying upright ape calls it a gift from nature... Damn it, I should have just let it rot in the ground!

In the past, my mother, Qing Yiyi, would always tell Hei Yang and my father that she had a pair of shrewd eyes that would never be cheated or deceived by unscrupulous merchants.

Now, Hei Yang can achieve the same level of skill even with cheat codes, and is even more accurate.

Hehe, Mom can't find out about this, or she'll look at me with a resentful gaze, like, "You've grown up and think your mom's stupid now."

Showing weakness appropriately is good for family harmony. Although it may attract some nagging, many people envy that nagging.

Anyway, Hei Yang is in it all, experiencing both pain and pleasure...

When I reached for my wallet to pay, I instinctively wanted to take out spirit stones, but I paused for a moment before realizing what I was doing and instead smiled and exchanged them for worldly currency.

After saying goodbye to the boss, the fruit was put into a storage bag.

This stall is great, just as good as the ones back home. I just don't know if I'll ever see it again in this lifetime.

The world is so big, and we always say goodbye to each other without realizing it, but Hei Yang Hong Li will never say goodbye!

……

"Haha, we meet again, Elder Yao..."

Hongli chuckled as she looked at the old woman in front of her. She wasn't exactly a frail or sickly child, yet she was practically an old acquaintance with Elder Yao, the head of the pharmacy.

Or rather, in just one day, she may have met more new people than in the past five years combined!

Although most of the people I met today were people I got to know through her beatings... cough cough, no fight, no friendship, right?

However, for some reason, she should have been enjoying the fruits of her victory by now, but before she could enjoy it for long, Elder Huo took her to the medicine hall.

Having a rough idea of ​​what it was about, Hongli smiled somewhat guiltily: "Is there something you really have to tell me? I'm so embarrassed!"

Elder Yao didn't stand on ceremony and went straight to the point, asking, "How did you do that?"

"what?"

Hong Li's smile froze slightly: "What? How did you do that?"

"I mean……"

Elder Yao paused for a moment, then shook his head and said, "What I mean is, how do I wake up Zao Shanghao? I've spent so much effort on him, but he's sleeping like he's dead!"

"Ahem, is there any possibility..."

Hongli boldly speculated: "Is he really dead?"

Elder Medicine: "..."

"I can still tell the difference between the living and the dead!"

"Could it be that when they dug him out of the ground, they accidentally brought the wrong baby back to the medicine hall, and instead brought back a normal Earth Division disciple?"

Detective Hong Li nodded and analyzed seriously, "Hmm, very likely..."

Elder Medicine: "..."

"While it's normal to suffer injuries in battle and the sect certainly won't hold you accountable, it's a different story if someone dies."

Elder Yao rolled his eyes: "If we go by your logic..."

"Ha, the kid doesn't understand, he was just joking!"

Hong Li quickly changed her tune, glanced at Elder Yao, then turned to look at Elder Huo who was absent-minded, and laughed, "It's alright, it's alright. Based on my experience in many battles, he should be fine after he's been unconscious for a while!"

"for how long?"

"Uh, it depends on the dosage. Different dosages..."

"A large amount of unidentified objects were detected in him..."

Elder Yao reasonably speculated: "Based on the autopsy... cough cough, based on the patient's examination and analysis, he was probably laughing loudly at the time, probably mocking you, and then he steadily caught the cascading... soup?"

"Yes, that's right. It must have been just a few drops; he drank it all."

Hongli: "!!!"

Good heavens, she was absolutely right! No wonder the other party suddenly went silent, no wonder the earth-digging disciples who went down to dig him didn't all faint...

So that's how it is! Senior Brother Zao Shanghao sacrificed himself for the sake of the sect, making such a sacrifice to prevent the sect's land from being polluted!

He really... I cried to death...

"Ahem, um, it's really nothing, trust me!"

Hong Li coughed twice, then gave a confident smile: "Trust me, you'll definitely wake up!"

"How long exactly?"

"Uh, a minimum of three years, with no upper limit?"

Elder Medicine: "..."

"No!"

Hongli clutched her head and cried out in anguish, "The child is still young and doesn't understand. We were just killing him for fun. Please spare the child!"

Elder Medicine: "..."

This is just killing for fun...

"Now what?"

Elder Huo came to his senses, looked at the innocent-looking Hong Li, and said with a wry smile, "This matter really has little to do with Xiao Li; it's all my fault."

Setting up a hundred-win arena and recruiting elite disciples is too much trouble for a young girl, given his advanced age. If my master knew, he'd probably beat me to death with his head smashed into my stomach..."

"Sigh, Elder Huo, you also wanted to keep this child; your intentions were good..."

Elder Yao offered a few words of comfort, then smiled helplessly: "Don't worry, I was just asking. The child's vital signs are stable, there's nothing serious. He'll wake up naturally once the poison dissipates."

Xiao Li must have anticipated this and acted with great care.

"Uh-huh!"

Hongli nodded vigorously in agreement: "You know your limits, you know your limits!"

"I also know that the child didn't use her full strength; you can tell from the fact that she didn't even use the tip of the gun..."

Elder Huo sighed, feeling torn between his own children: "So, we really have to wait several years for Shanghao to wake up?"

"Definitely not."

Elder Yao smiled, clapped his hands, and several fully armed disciples from the Water Department, their faces covered with water masks, walked over from the side: "Are you ready? Prepare for stomach pumping!"

"Rest assured, Elder, it'll be a piece of cake!"

"Don't be careless."

Elder Yao solemnly instructed, "This mission is particularly arduous. We must be ten times more vigilant. Do you remember the lessons from last time and the time before that?"

Strive for perfection, correct mistakes, and absolutely never repeat the same error, understand?!

"clear!!!"

Hongli: "..."

Huo Le: "..."

"Girl..."

"what?"

"Let's go."

"Uh, shouldn't we wait for him to wake up?"

"It seems we're not needed here anymore. Let's leave it to them; they seem very professional."

"Indeed, and she seems quite experienced..."

Hong Li's lips twitched: "Has your sect experienced many such incidents?"

"That happened ninety-two years ago..."

Elder Huo Le looked on with a look of reminiscence: "A nest of poisonous creatures, still alive, smuggled into the food in the sect's canteen. They probably didn't want to become the disciples' food, so they took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention and frantically poisoned the surrounding food."

As a result, the entire sect was littered with corpses and coughs... disciples throughout the sect fainted from poisoning.