How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli sniffed, turned her head away, and said unhappily, "You just know how to scare me. What are you 'uh-huh' for? Humph, I'll make you regret this one day!"

"Hey, hey, it's not like I'm bullying you."

Hei Yang revealed his dead fish eyes: "We clearly agreed, and I kept my promise!"

"Okay, I know, I'll wear it, I'll wear it, alright? Tch!"

Hongli gave a soft hum, picked up the storage bag beside her, and reached her little hand inside: "Hmm, wait a minute, it's placed quite deep inside, I need to look carefully, um, um..."

……

2000 YEARS LATER

……

Hongli: "Mmm...mmm..."

Hei Yang: "Are you tired? Are your hands sore?"

"Uh, to be honest..."

Hongli said modestly, "It's alright! It's not very sour..."

"If you're not going to complain, then you'd better hurry up and get to work!"

The characters for "well" appeared above Hei Yang's head: "Hurry up!"

"Tch...why are you being so fierce..."

Hong Li pouted, looking dejected, and immediately took out the stockings inside.

"Wait... this feels wrong..."

Hong Li frowned, rubbed her hands together, and took it apart. Her eyes widened immediately: "Four, four, four, four!"

"To be precise, it's two pairs."

Hei Yang laughed: "A pair of black stockings, a pair of white stockings, whichever you prefer."

"Yeah, you can wear them interchangeably, or one black and one white, I have no problem with that!"

"Hahaha."

Hongli smiled, tears streaming down her face uncontrollably: "Heiyang, can you see? I'm crying! I'm crying so loudly! Doesn't your conscience hurt?!"

"To be honest, he also wants to see you wear it."

"Damn, you call that conscience?!"

"I say he is him, and that's it!"

"Waaaaah, you have no heart."

Hongli smiled through her tears: "Even if you get Hongli's body, you won't get her heart!"

"Perhaps that's why I don't have a heart. After all, I gave you my heart, and you still won't give it back to me?"

"Waaaaah, hahaha, damn it! Well said, you treacherous Black Sun!"

Hongli cursed fiercely, took a deep breath, her face regained its calm, carefully jumped off the bed, took a handkerchief, unfolded it, and gently covered the peacefully sleeping Xiao Huo's face, making him look even more serene!

"Little Fire, whatever you do, don't wake up!"

The girl prayed: "Even if you wake up, don't look this way at your mother."

Even if you see something terrible, remember that Mom was forced into it. That wasn't her intention. Mom is still the same Mom...

"Hey, sister, you're overacting."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "It's not like I'm going to the execution ground. I don't think it's a very difficult condition. It's just for me to watch, and there's no one else around."

"Hmph, all you do is make sarcastic remarks."

Hongli retorted irritably, "If you're so capable, then you do it! Why aren't you wearing anything?!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Hmph, I knew you'd have nothing to say."

Hongli sat back on the bed, kicked off her shoes, picked up a pair of black stockings and put them on her feet: "Okay, okay, I'll wear them for you to see, watch carefully."

"My dear sister, don't play dumb."

A tic-tac-toe sign popped out of Hei Yang's head: "That's not something you wear over your trousers, is it?!"

"Oh, you should have said so earlier."

Hongli chuckled and said, "So it was worn inside your pants?"

"You special..."

"Don't scold me!"

Hongli anticipated this and immediately covered both ears, saying, "I won't be naughty anymore, okay? I won't be naughty anymore!"

"Oh."

Hei Yang lay back, his hands behind his head: "It's good that you know you were wrong, so I don't need to say more about the sincerity of your apology, right?"

"An apology...with sincerity?!"

Hong Li froze: "But no matter how much I want to, not being allowed to wear pants... it won't cover me up, will it?"

"So humans invented skirts, although skirts weren't originally used this way..."

Hei Yang muttered, "Wouldn't this cover it up?"

"But won't the skirt cover your legs too?!"

Hongli's voice was filled with sorrow: "Am I supposed to lift your skirt for you to see? Don't go too far!"

"Well, you're talking about a long skirt, I'm talking about a short skirt."

Hei Yang shrugged: "I can tell you didn't look at the clothes I prepared for you properly. There's everything inside, I guarantee it will cover you up completely."

I'm not trying to make things difficult for you, okay? In my past life, this kind of clothing was very common.

"real or fake……"

Hong Li curled her lip, looking unconvinced: "If the wind blows, or you squat down or sit down, or even jump up, you'll still be seen naked, right?"

"So there are also sinful items like safety shorts."

Hei Yang shrugged: "I've definitely prepared for you, but you're not going out to wear it. Whether you wear it or not is up to you. Hmm, aren't I very considerate?"

"That's true..."

A blush crept across Hongli's face. She turned her head away and muttered softly, "Anyway, I'm only wearing it for you to see... It's not like I haven't done it before..."

With a sigh, Hongli waved her hand: "Alright, alright, I think I understand everything. Considering how hard you've tried..."

After a pause, Hongli pointed the camera at the ceiling, fixed the angle, and said in a voice, "Give me ten minutes, and I'll show you when it's done!"

"Seriously? Even a gentleman would be wary?"

Hei Yang stared at the pristine white ceiling, a row of black lines appearing above his head: "It's one thing to guard against gentlemen, but to guard against Hei Yang too? To guard against Hei Yang too? To guard against Hei Yang too?"

"Hehe, you said it yourself, I just wore it for you to see, I didn't say anything else."

A rustling sound came from behind, mixed with Hong Li's laughter: "But Hei Yang, you can teleport here for a surprise attack. In this situation, Hong Li will be completely powerless to resist. You'll be able to do whatever you want then!"

"Ha, if I really send it over, you'll be crying then."

Hei Yang said speechlessly, "You're really cheeky, but you won't do it anyway."

"Oh dear, oh dear, I'll definitely do it next time, I'll definitely do it next time."

While changing her clothes, Hongli asked, "But then again, you've had plenty of opportunities since you were little. What if Hongli fell asleep next to you? What if Hongli passed out next to you? Didn't you take the opportunity to do something?"

"You know I didn't do anything?"

"Um?!!!"

"I carried your body back to your house, didn't I?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Please, my dear sister, I can't possibly have any thoughts about this without your permission, your willingness, or your knowledge."

"Well……"

Hongli blushed, but stubbornly retorted, "You are, well, all lust and no guts, yes, that's it!"

"Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a total coward, so what?"

Hei Yang replied nonchalantly, then suddenly exclaimed, "To be honest, I'm so happy every day now that you've agreed to be my girlfriend and promised to stay with me like before."

As for other things, let nature take its course. Neither of us is allowed to run away. Even if you really can't accept it, it's okay. Just accept Black Sun.

"Well……"

Carefully lifting the black stockings from her legs, Hongli muttered under her breath, "That sounds nice, but you just know I won't refuse you..."

Why wouldn't you refuse?

"Because I'm so happy when I'm with you... Just like you accept my imperfections, I'll accept you too."

"How can the two of us be associated with the word 'perfect'?"

"That's true, bad people match bad people, it's called birds of a feather flock together..."