How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Uh, no, not at all..."

Hei Muguang chuckled twice, then said embarrassedly, "He and Xiao Li are busy digging up their graves, saying that the entire grave, including the inscription, is filled with an ominous aura..."

Hey, didn't you attend their funerals too? We put so much effort into organizing them, it was so grand and expensive. Even if we don't need it now, we can save it for later...

"Ahem, I didn't say anything! You didn't hear anything!"

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 19 Whoever goes on to cultivate immortality is a dog!

"Phew, finally it's clean."

Hei Yang stretched his wrists, looked at the graves that had been razed to the ground in front of him, and felt a sense of relief, as if the mountain that had been pressing on his chest had finally been removed.

"That eyesore is finally gone!"

Hongli stretched and lifted her clothes slightly: "Let's all go home and find our own mothers."

"go back?"

Hei Yang snorted: "I've done the math, and my house must be packed with all sorts of relatives and friends right now. If I go back now, I'll definitely be bombarded with questions."

"Uh……"

Imagining that scene, Hongli couldn't help but shudder, a comical expression on her face: "That makes sense. So where can we go?"

"Hmm, a certain restaurant?"

Hei Yang tentatively inquired.

"No, it's been renamed Xianlai Tavern, which means my youth is over."

Hong Li snorted: "Besides, that weasel even sat in our seats, what bad luck!"

"Then tell me where we should slack off."

Hei Yang shrugged: "We can't just sit here on this grave, can we?"

"Hey, watch your language! What do you mean by 'grave mound'? Whose grave mound is it?"

Hong Li revealed her dead fish eyes and pointed to the side: "This is just an ordinary open space, it has never been used as a graveyard, remember that!"

"Indeed, it was a slip of the tongue!"

Hei Yang nodded seriously, but the inscription on the tombstone involuntarily flashed through his mind, and he couldn't help but say, "Um, they wanted to bury us together."

"Hmm? Then what?"

Hong Li suddenly turned her head, squinting at Hei Yang: "What are you trying to say?"

"Uh, it's just... like they said..."

Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li, then at himself, and asked suspiciously, "Do we two really seem to have such a good relationship, as they say?"

They all think we're a couple.

How would I know about that?

Hongli said impatiently, "I've never been in a relationship, how would I know what's going on? This is ridiculous!"

"Uh, that makes sense."

Hei Yang nodded, no longer discussing this topic: "Speaking of which, if that so-called immortal is fake, doesn't that mean the option of becoming an apprentice is completely gone?"

It feels like I've gone in circles and come right back to square one; I haven't made any progress at all.

"If it's gone, it's gone."

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Anyway, we never intended to seriously cultivate. We were even planning to release the spirit chicken."

"Now this is perfect, isn't it? We don't have to be forced to practice anymore."

"That's right..."

Hei Yang sighed: "But if none of us manage to embark on the path of cultivation, wouldn't we really be destined to be mortals for the rest of our lives, never having had a chance to enjoy the beauty of life before we're already lying in our coffins..."

"Ah, that's right, just like an ordinary person."

Hongli looked at the sky and murmured, "Just an ordinary childhood, an ordinary upbringing, an ordinary ending... Ugh..."

In short, it's just an ordinary person's life, and when you think about it carefully, there's nothing wrong with it, right?

"you are lying."

Hei Yang ruthlessly exposed: "That's not what you think at all."

"Hey, do you have to be so perceptive?!"

Hongli said angrily, "You act like you know me so well, it's infuriating! How come you can tell I'm lying at a glance? Don't I have any dignity?"

"Well, there's nothing I can do about it. We're too familiar with each other. You can't hide anything from me, it's like you're naked..."

"Hey! Can you please stop saying things like that!"

Hong Li gasped, "At least treat me like a girl once in a while, okay? That kind of talk is really rude!"

"I'm sorry, but over the years, it's become an instinctive memory in my body, like instinctively pulling your hand away after being scalded by hot water..."

"Don't add so many strange things to your instincts! When did you secretly undergo human evolution?"

"Aren't you the same?"

Hei Yang smiled contemptuously and glanced at Hong Li: "If I tell a lie now, do you dare say you can't tell right away?"

"That's different!"

"What's the difference?"

"Your lying skills are so bad, anyone can tell!"

"Oh yes, yes, yes, keep arguing, I'm listening."

"Who's trying to argue? I say it's different, and that's it!"

"Wow, starting to act unreasonable, huh? A classic case of double standards?"

"What the hell..."

Hong Li gritted her teeth: "You bastard, you want to fight, don't you!"

"Tch, mere red glass, it can be destroyed with a flick of the finger."

"Grass! (a plant)"

Hong Li took a deep breath to calm herself down and looked at Hei Yang: "Hey, if you don't embark on the path of cultivation, will you stay in Five-Colored City forever?"

"what?"

Hei Yang casually replied, "Of course! It's so dangerous outside. If I could, I wouldn't even want to leave the house. Why?"

"Nothing."

Hong Li nodded: "That means I can watch you slowly grow old and die, and enjoy the despair on your face as you step towards death."

Hmph, don't tell me you're not afraid of death. Don't think I don't know. Although I don't know why, you're actually most afraid of dying!

Thinking about it this way, the thought that someone would be even more afraid when I die of old age suddenly made me feel much more relaxed.

"You fucking... if you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all!"

Black Sun's forehead veins bulged: "How do you know you'll definitely outlive me?"

"If you die of old age first, I'll just go to your grave and do square dancing, okay?"

What is square dancing?

"A mysterious ritual that needs to be performed when you get old."

"Riddler, get out of Five-Colored City!"

Hong Li snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "A mere Black Sun dares to think he can outlive me? He's really overestimating himself!"

"Hey, where does your inexplicable confidence come from? Do you have connections in the underworld or something?"

"You look like something from the underworld!"

"Ah, same to you."

"You're still not convinced?"

Hongli raised an eyebrow: "Want to have a competition?"

"Who lives the longest?"

"Hmm, do you dare!"

"Ha, you think I'm afraid of you?"

Hei Yang sneered: "You should know who you're challenging. Don't cry if you lose!"

"Good grief, if I lose, I'll be lying in my coffin crying, huh?"

"Uh, that makes sense."

Hei Yang suddenly realized: "Then what's the point of this competition? The loser just escapes punishment!"