How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Lu Jiu sighed and waved his hand: "I know, I understand, I did it voluntarily."

My senior classmates have more important things to do, so naturally I'll take care of these trivial matters.

"Junior brother..."

"It's great that you understand!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked pleased, but still asked, "Speaking of which, could you tell us part of your plan? That way we'll have a better understanding and won't cause you any trouble."

"Ah, didn't you guys say before that you couldn't catch Hei Xiaolong?"

Lu Jiu sighed: "Then let's deal with his family first. I inquired beforehand and found out that his mother originally lived in a small courtyard at the foot of the Five Elements Sect Mountain, but I heard that she left some time ago."

But recently, I heard that another person has moved in there, who seems to be his close relative. I don't care who he is, I'll just bring him over first.

"Yes, it's quite close to us, which is very convenient."

Hei Yang: "???"

Hongli: "Goodness, I've gone looking for you."

Hei Yang: "Good grief, you're asking for it, aren't you?"

Hongli: "Are you sure you can do it?"

Hei Yang: "I'm fucking awesome! I'll just stay here and wait for him to come. Then we'll see who ties whom up!"

Hongli: "Goodness, let's make his story come true."

Hei Yang: "Hmph, I'll play the role of a dream-fulfilling master this time."

"good idea."

“Really good!”

Faced with the insincere flattery of his senior brothers and sisters, Lu Jiu couldn't help but shake his head. He had no idea that his plan had been discovered by his target as soon as it was proposed, and that the other party even wanted to fulfill his dream of "his junior brother being arrested".

However, Lu Jiu probably felt that he wasn't safe enough on his own, after all, they were at the foot of the Five Elements Sect Mountain. After thinking for a moment, he turned to look at the six people who had been called to stand as punishment and made his demands.

"I can make the plan, but I need those six people, along with the other disciples, to help me."

"Yes, of course, Xuan Yi and Xuan Er are my disciples, so they definitely need to help me."

Lu Jiu looked at his two disciples and nodded. Xuan Yi and Xuan Er were both female disciples who had become his disciples.

"No problem, no problem."

Ding Bu readily agreed: "You can take Ma Dou and Ma Tian as you like, it's fine. Hey, you two, did you hear me?"

"Yes, Master!"*2

"Hey, of course I can too, but before that, um..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng waved her hand and smiled at her two disciples, "Tiantu, Tianen, come on, it's time for your master to use you again."

Tianen: "Yes, Master!"

Tiantu: "Uh! Uh-huh!"

One agreed without hesitation, while the other... well, when the teacher asked everyone to recite the text together in class, there was always someone who would just lip-sync along with the loud voices of the other students, pretending to be a good student!

"Good guy..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched: "There's also a special tutoring session..."

Hongli: "!!!"

"What does that old woman want to do!"

Hong Li's pupils dilated in shock: "Could it be... could it be..."

"No! Black Sun! Disconnect right now! Otherwise you'll get dirty! You'll be unusable!"

"Ah this..."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 169 What happens when what pops out of the screen isn't your wife, but an online friend you're arguing with...

"Phew, look at you guys!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng placed the prepared pots, pans, ingredients and other food items in front of Hu Tiantu and Hu Tianen, and said with a smile: "Over the years, the cooking of you two brothers is still the one that suits my taste the best."

"Yes, this is the snow mountain pigeon for this month. From now on, it'll still be your specialty, stewed soup, every night. And as usual, not too much at once, just keep that in mind!"

Hu Tianen: "Yes! Master, don't worry, my brother and I will do our best!"

Hu Tiantu: "Ah! Yes, um!"

"Hey! What? This is it?!"

Hong Li's eyes peeked out from between her fingers, wide open.

"Oh, so you specifically took in these two apprentices to cook for you here, right? Your personal chefs, huh? What the hell are you!"

"Uh……"

Looking at Hong Li's eyes, which held seven parts anger, one part shock, one part confusion, and one part disappointment, Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "Teacher Hong Li, can you share with everyone what was going through your mind just now?"

"You still have the nerve to make sarcastic remarks!"

Hongli couldn't help but shout, "She asked you to cook for her! You've never even cooked for me, how can you cook for her first! You're not allowed to cook!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head: "But it was Hu Tiantu who cooked, not me."

Isn't this just like those management games where you control a character to cook, and then... uh... Papa Burgers?

"No, no, no, it just won't work!"

Hongli crossed her arms and refused, saying, "You could have switched to having your inner demons managed!"

"Ah, that's what I was planning to do anyway."

Hei Yang shrugged and said speechlessly, "After all, who would have nothing better to do than cook for someone else?"

But then again, judging from Duanmu Qiaofeng's tone, these two brothers are quite the chefs! Why don't you secretly learn a thing or two from them?

"No."

Hong Li pouted: "I don't want to imitate others. My cooking is unique, the kind that works specifically for you!"

"It sounds a bit creepy..."

Hei Yang's lips twitched. He scratched his head, took out the soul poison he had collected earlier from his storage bag, and shook his head with some regret: "It's a pity I can't just teleport this thing over, otherwise I would have added some ingredients to it."

"Tch, as long as you want to do something, persevere, and keep striving forward, there's nothing you can't do!"

Hongli clenched her fist: "Didn't she say that the two brothers would be cooking all the meals from now on? In other words, you have plenty of time to deliver this stuff to them and then add something extra to it."

Hmm, to avoid attracting her attention, I think I should only add a tiny bit each time, and then accumulate it up until it explodes, hehehehehehe..."

"It started with inspirational quotes, but it turned out to be this kind of villainous talk, right?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain, "Besides, if you ask me, why can't we just give her the whole dose at once? Wouldn't that be more convenient and faster?"

"Like you said, adding just a tiny bit each time might arouse suspicion and ruin everything if it's discovered."

"Oh, don't you understand?"

Hong Li held up two fingers and explained earnestly, "The saying goes, 'A short pain is worse than a long one.' Wouldn't it be too easy on her if it was just a one-time thing?"

Haven't you heard? She's been eating the two brothers' food for so many years that her vigilance has greatly decreased. Even if she senses something is wrong, she'll probably just connect it to something else.

If you were in her shoes, you wouldn't have imagined that your own disciple would possess a poison that could threaten you, and that you would be feeding her that poison on a regular schedule, right?

Besides, the key to this attack is to catch the enemy off guard. Waiting for the crucial moment to unleash the attack is far more effective than unleashing it immediately.

If it erupted directly at the time, it might alert the enemy; but if it happened at a crucial moment… tsk tsk, this is what you call a time bomb, a sword hanging in the air that's even more intimidating!

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang scratched his head: "You always seem to have more energy when it comes to harming people."

"whispering sound."

"Come on!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng smiled and waved to the two brothers: "Yes, although Master is still beautiful, we cannot let our guard down."

This snow mountain pigeon soup is anti-aging, beautifying, and breast-enhancing—it does it all! Only the two of you could make something so delicious to my liking!

Hu Tianen: "It's my greatest honor!"

Hu Tiantu: "Mmm...ahhh!"

"Oh ho?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and looked at Hong Li with a scrutinizing gaze: "Beauty enhancement... cough cough, hehehe?"

Hongli: "!!!"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

Hongli's brain trembled, and she crossed her arms warily, looking at Heiyang with a flushed face: "It's not what you think, I just thought the pigeon soup was delicious, so... um!"