How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Nan Xiaoyi, still half asleep, had a slight frown on her brow, as if she wasn't having a pleasant dream.

……

"What's going on? It's been so long, why hasn't Xiaoyi come out yet?"

Hongling frowned, turned to look at the two girls squatting on the ground touching the large bumps on their heads, and pointed to the door: "You two, go in and see her together."

"Ah, is that alright..."

One of the girls spoke up: "What kind of accident could possibly happen to Xiaoyi?"

"That's it!"

The girl squatting next to her chimed in, "She's probably back to her old ways again, starting to sell things to people. If you ask me, we shouldn't have let her join our law enforcement team."

Look at her! She's caused us so much embarrassment along the way; she's completely lost the authority of our senior brothers and sisters!

"So that's why..."

The two said in unison, "That's right, we don't need to worry about her at all, she'll be out in a little while!"

"..."

Hongling looked at the two of them expressionlessly.

"Let's go right now!"

They were cowardly but decisive!

……

"Bang!" "Bang!"

Hongli, with one in each hand and a blank expression, tossed the two girls onto the bed and clapped her hands: "Take good care of them."

"Yes!"

Xingyun was on edge.

As expected of Senior Sister Hong Li, even two senior sisters from the enforcement team were no match for her!

……

"Are these people crazy...?"

Hongli closed the kitchen door and sighed: "Opening the door so forcefully, isn't it your own fault for being hit by a stone falling from the already unstable ceiling?"

Besides, they're all cultivators. If they get hit on the head, so be it. Why are they yelling so loudly and panting so much...?

With another sigh, Hongli turned around and looked into the room: "How is it?"

"Reporting, Mom! Cleaning is complete!"

Little Fire somehow got hold of a piece of cloth, which he used to cover his mouth, looking anything but like a good crane: "There are absolutely no fish that have escaped the net!"

"Oh yes, but my kitchen is rotten too."

Hong Li sighed, her face gloomy: "Xiao Huo, do you think I'm not suited to cooking?"

From childhood to adulthood, this is truly the only thing I've ever done seriously...

"Oh dear, Mom is a beginner!"

Xiao Huo comforted her, "It's perfectly normal!"

"Is it normal to blow up the kitchen?"

"Many people have injured themselves while cooking, and there have even been cases of chefs being killed by ingredients they were handling!"

Holding up an example she'd heard, Xiao Huo nodded: "But Mom was perfectly fine... Well, she only went to the pharmacy once, and nothing else happened!"

"makes sense……"

Hongli nodded thoughtfully: "At least I didn't cause any major trouble because of this, and I didn't bother anyone..."

Hongling: "Xiao Li! Xiao Li! Open the door!"

Hongli: "Huh?"

……

"So, Aunt, you've managed to become an official?"

Hongli crossed her arms and looked at her aunt outside the door, noticing the words "Enforcement Team Squad Leader" written in black on the red cloth wrapped around her aunt's arm. She couldn't help but click her tongue.

"Tsk tsk, a sad chasm has already formed between us."

Hongli shook her head, a look of regret on her face: "Things can never be like they used to be. It's...there's no going back!"

Hey! What are you sighing about here?!

Hongling couldn't help but roll her eyes and retorted, "After you betrayed the Singles Alliance, a chasm already existed between us!"

"There's such a thing as a singles alliance?"

Hong Li's eyes widened slightly: "In that case, the loyalty of the alliance members probably isn't very high, right?"

"That's not."

Hongling rolled her eyes: "They're all thinking of defecting to the tribe of life winners."

Oh, right, a few of the more senior members also defected, but they went to the gay dating empire.

"Wow, that's quite impressive."

"Who says it's not?"

Hongling nodded in deep agreement: "We agreed to go together, but in the blink of an eye, I'm the only one left!"

Did your aunt ever consider betraying you back then?

"Who wouldn't want that? No, I mean, who wouldn't want to betray? Ah, I mean..."

Oh dear, oh dear, I've led you astray! I came here to talk to you about something important!

Hongling shook her head, snorted coldly, and looked at Hongli: "Where are the law enforcement team members! What did you do to them?"

"What's wrong?"

Hongli shrugged, looking completely innocent: "I had no idea."

"nonsense!"

Hongling retorted directly: "The kitchen knife that attacked the barrier, and that pot, if I remember correctly, you just bought them a while ago, right?"

"Wow, you need evidence to arrest someone."

Hongli leaned against the door frame, her deadpan eyes peeking out: "What if it's the same brand of pot that someone else bought?"

"hehe."

The aunt sneered repeatedly: "Dare you let me into your kitchen?"

"Sorry, construction is underway."

"Excuse!"

"real."

"Then I'll go take a look too."

"Whatever."

Hong Li said nonchalantly, "Go ahead and look if you want, but as you know, the construction process doesn't smell very good."

"Ok?"

Hongling was surprised by Hongli's confidence. Her intuition told her that it was this guy in front of her, but reason told her that if he was so confident, he probably couldn't find anything in the kitchen...

"Has the evidence been cleared...?"

Hongling murmured softly, then suddenly looked up at Hongli: "Where's the witness? Where is he?"

"Ah?"

"Don't play dumb, where are the three people who just came in!"

"What do you mean three people?"

Hongli smiled smugly: "I don't know, Auntie."

"you!"

"Help!" *3

Hongling gritted her teeth, but then saw three girls run in from the inner room, and Hongli's expression changed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Senior Sister Hongli..."

Xingyun looked ashamed and panicked: "There are three of them, there are many of them, and their cultivation is strong. I really can't stop them! Please don't kill me in your anger!"

Hongli: "..."

"that……"

Hongli chuckled and wiped the sweat from her brow: "I can explain."

"uh-huh."