How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

In the fourth step, new flesh and bone begin to grow on the skeleton. During this period, their appearance may be a bit frightening, but they can get some sun exposure.

Fifth, their appearance is almost indistinguishable from that of ordinary people, but their bodies will be somewhat cold. At this time, they can bask in the sun around noon, eat some food from the living world, and see people outside...

"Damn it! What if I quit?!"

Hei Yang rubbed his temples, gathered the gray mist, and put it back into his sleeve, while the skeletons were forced into a dormant state inside the gray mist.

"Just hearing about these steps is enough to give me a headache."

They said that once one's cultivation level is high enough, efficiency will naturally increase...

"Oh, so I have to improve my cultivation level again this year, and spend all my time on them?"

The more Hei Yang thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. This whole process would exhaust him!

He needs to adjust his thinking and come up with some other solutions...

The best solution is to resign!

There's no chance of that. If he dares to resign, Meng Po can't. If she can't resign, she'll throw him onto the Bridge of Helplessness to become Meng Po herself...

Hey, so in the end, it's still because the staffing in the underworld is so unreasonable!

Couldn't you bring in a few more Meng Pos, or just use mechanized feeding? The underworld manages so much technological civilization, why don't you recruit some modern talents?

Damn it! So it's the underworld that should be reformed, not Black Sun!

"Huff, calm down, calm down..."

Hei Yang calmed himself down: "Stay calm. If you can't do something, you can't blame the road for being bumpy. There must be other solutions!"

For example... a simple and quick method like capturing a living person for a blood sacrifice, ending up in their stomach! (Living person: ?)

No, if this happens, Hei Yang will become a great demon!

Or... just give up completely, and then tell Meng Po on the day you hand in your homework that your skeleton and soul have been stolen and eaten by the bronze snake! (Bronze snake: ?)

That's not a good reason; it's never worked before!

It's also possible... he could use a Great Adventure Card to have Hongli do everything for him, and then he could just enjoy it? (Hongli: ?)

Oh, is this something I can say...?

"Hiss, why do I feel a chill down my back?"

Hong Li frowned: "That little bastard Hei Yang is plotting against me again?!"

[Hongli: Hey, didn't you say you'd be asleep in a bit?]

[Black Sun Teleport Storage Bag *1]

[Black Sun: Keep the extra for yourself!]

[Hongli: Boss is so generous! Boss...]

[Hongli: Damn, 347 yuan, there's an extra yuan, right? Are you deliberately trying to annoy me?]

[Black Sun: ?]

[Heiyang: If you don't want the eye, you can donate it. Isn't the extra piece a high-quality one?]

[Hongli: Boss is so generous! Love you!]

[Heiyang: Let's not just talk the talk, let's walk the walk!]

[Hongli: ?]

[Hongli: Talking isn't enough? You actually dare to dream of taking any real action?!]

[Hongli: Oh my god! I don't even want to think about what you're going to do next!]

[Black Sun: ...]

[Hei Yang: Don't try to fool me this time! You promised you'd wear black stockings!]

[Hongli: Wow! Don't play dumb with me, okay? There's a condition: you have to accept my gift too!]

[Hei Yang: Okay, I'm always ready. Now give me your gift!]

Because he didn't know what Hong Li would give him, Hei Yang was fearless.

What a joke! It's just receiving a gift; how could it possibly be life-threatening?

Hei Yang smiled contemptuously. If that's the case, then what's there to be afraid of!

He, Hei Yang, was determined to take a look at Hong Li's black silk outfit!

[Hongli: Ahem, um... about the gift...]

Hongli's eyes were a little unfocused. How to put it? She genuinely wanted to cook a nice meal for Heiyang as a gift, but the current situation was...

[Black Sun: What?]

[Black Sun: Oh ho, I mean, could it be that someone hasn't prepared a gift yet?]

[Heiyang: Or maybe we weren't prepared at all, and are now scrambling to catch up at the last minute?]

[Hei Yang: No way, no way, someone is procrastinating because they don't want to wear black stockings?]

Surely no one is really that thin-skinned?

Wow, how am I going to live from now on? Did I find a girlfriend or a daughter?

Little Hongli, would you like Uncle Heiyang to buy you some candy?

[Hongli: ???]

[Hong Li: !!!]

Seeing Hei Yang blaming her like this, Hong Li almost fainted from anger!

Hey, what's wrong with being shy? Is it wrong to be shy?

That bastard Hei Yang doesn't even look at the tattered clothes he prepared!

How could he possibly wear that out in public?!

Can……

Hongli's eyes shifted upwards, imagining Heiyang looking at her with a kind and loving expression, like an old father teasing his daughter...

Damn! No, she's looking for a boyfriend, not a dad!

With this thought in mind, Hong Li hardened her heart and replied fiercely.

[Hongli: Okay, you want a gift, right? I'll give it to you!]

[Black Sun: Ha, finally you're convinced?]

[Hongli: Heh, I hope you won't regret it.]

[Hei Yang: That's none of Miss Hong Li's concern. I just hope that you won't faint from embarrassment after wearing black stockings.]

[Hongli: ???]

[Hongli: Wait, give me an hour!]

[Black Sun: Fine, fine, I'll see what tricks you're up to.]

"You bastard! Aaaaah!"

Hong Li was so angry she almost ground her teeth to powder, but...

"hehe."

Her expression gradually returned to calm, and a cruel smile appeared on her lips: "Since that's the case, then don't blame me!"

"You're asking for trouble! You wouldn't wait for me to learn, and you insisted on making me give it to you. I've never seen such an outrageous request in my life!"

However, on the other hand, Hei Yang wouldn't even drink the forced Meng Po soup, so what if he could actually drink the soup she made...?

Could it be...

Hongli's heart started beating faster instantly...

Could this be what they call love?

So that's how it is. So, so-called love is just her dying in front of Hei Yang, and Hei Yang being poisoned to death in front of her?!

So this is how it's understood to be "a vow of life and death"?!

A girl with no dating experience suddenly felt like she had an epiphany!

So, this is what love is like—completely irrational!

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 148 A scholar who has been away for three days does nothing of note.

"Here you go, Xiaoyun."

Hongli handed the storage bag to Xingyun, patted Xingyun's shoulder, and smiled: "In total, ah, I forgot again, anyway, it's the spirit stones I owe you. Well, I'm returning the storage bag I owe you along with it!"

"Ugh... Ah, this..."

Xingyun paused, a puzzled look on her face: "Ah, I did lend money to Senior Sister, but I didn't have a storage bag..."