How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"Wow, are you crazy?!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "You even stole this?"

"Oh, if I don't take it from you, you'll go on a drunken rampage and stab me, huh?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, if you want it, come and get it yourself."

"Ha, you think I'll just go because you tell me to!"

Hongli opened the door: "Sister, I don't want it anymore, you can keep it for yourself!"

"Hey, it's boring."

Hei Yang curled his lip and tossed the spear over: "Hey!"

"Humph."

With her back to the black sun, Hong Li's lips curled slightly as she caught the spear and slung it over her shoulder: "Wouldn't it have been better to do this earlier?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang put on his shoes, took two steps to Hong Li who had deliberately slowed her pace, and draped her coat over her shoulders: "Want me to take you down the mountain?"

"You can choose not to send it."

"Ah yes yes."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, but didn't stop walking: "Well, as we agreed before, I'll send the letter back first, and then see what Mom and Dad say, okay?"

"Don't you want me to give you some advice?"

"I'll send it to you after I finish writing it, so you can take a look first..."

"Fine, I'll just turn on the video for you while I'm writing."

"That works, it makes it easier to make changes that way."

Hong Li said expressionlessly, "Don't forget to send me the money. I still owe Xiao Yun a lot of money."

"Even if you forget me, I won't forget you, okay?"

Hei Yang casually said, "Just tell me the number when the time comes, and I'll send it to you directly."

"walk slowly!"

Hongli nodded: "Then you can worry about the second and third questions as well. As for Meng Po's request, it was originally for you, so I'm too lazy to help."

Third, you'd better come up with a plan quickly, or I'll really force you to call in people to arrest you!

"What do you mean by saying that Meng Po's request was made for me? Are you trying to distance yourself from me again now?!"

Hei Yang looked displeased: "If I don't finish, Granny Meng will come and take me away again. Won't you be heartbroken?"

"Alright, alright, let's compromise. I'll help you finish Meng Po's task first, and then you can come up with a way to cultivate immortality. Is that fair?"

"Sister Hong, I don't think this is appropriate."

"But I think it makes perfect sense."

“I think this is unfair.”

"I think this is perfectly natural."

They chatted casually along the way, and although they deliberately slowed down, their place was not far from Five Elements Mountain, and they soon arrived at the foot of the mountain.

"uh-huh."

Hongli watched as the token in her hand flickered slightly twice, then nodded: "Alright, Xiao Huo has replied. I'll wait for her to come pick me up. You can go back now."

"No rush, let me see you meet up with her first."

Looking up at the mountain peak, Hei Yang said calmly, "When I went out this morning, I inadvertently learned that as long as the disciples of the Five Elements Sect reach the Foundation Establishment stage and are promoted to inner sect, they can apply to live outside the sect for a long time."

So, even if you can't go back for the time being, you can come and live with me, so we can look after each other.

"Oh ho, it was unintentional, right?"

Don't worry about the details.

"how?"

Hong Li curled her lips into a smile and looked at Hei Yang: "So you really want to live with me? Hmm?"

"If you think so, then so be it."

Hei Yang remained unfazed: "If you don't want to, then forget it."

"Hmm, I'll think about it."

Hong Li chuckled smugly, put her hands behind her head, and looked up at the sky. Occasionally, disciples of the Five Elements Sect would appear in the clouds, which made the two of them somewhat lost in thought.

"By the way..."

Hei Yang suddenly spoke up: "When I was in the capital, I met my mother's sister."

"Oh, Aunt Lianlian, right?"

Hongli casually replied, "She's a very cute girl, and she looks a lot like Aunt Yiyi."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow: "I don't even remember her, how did you know?"

"How would I know if it's your own problem? They clearly came to our area when they were kids, okay?"

Hongli rolled her eyes: "Speaking of which, are you saying that the reason I was in a bad mood when I got drunk when I was a child was because of the death of that old lady who sold juice?"

"Death is always a topic that people don't want to talk about."

Hei Yang said in a flat tone: "Not to mention it was on your birthday."

That was the first time I encountered the concept of death.

Hongli sighed, "But you've already died once, so your experience in this area is far superior to mine, damn it!"

"If you have such a strong competitive spirit in your spiritual practice, I will be very moved."

Hei Yang knew what Hong Li meant: "Don't think too much about it. I already said back then that I would never leave you."

"A man's mouth is a liar."

"And what's the next line?"

"..."

Hongli turned her head and looked up at Heiyang: "Lower your head."

"Ok?"

Hei Yang raised an eyebrow and bowed slightly. He felt a soft, warm touch on his cheek, but before he could savor it, the girl's lips left like a dragonfly skimming the water.

The wind brushed against my cheek, and the spot where I'd been kissed felt a little cool...

"It's not a mouth-to-mouth contact, I can't really agree with this."

Hei Yang snorted: "Just once, and so quickly, who are you trying to fool?"

"Tch, you should be thanking your lucky stars that I didn't slap you across the face."

Hongli put down her tiptoes and retorted, "Besides, who knows if you've washed your face? Ugh, just thinking about it makes me feel dirty."

"Ah, yes, yes."

"Don't do it here."

Hongli watched the distant flames draw ever closer and chuckled softly, "Or you can continue spacing out here. I'm going back anyway."

Seriously, I spent the whole night and most of the day with you, and you didn't even give me a bite to eat?

"Didn't I feed you a pill and give you some water?"

"Climb, limb, limb!"

"Okay, I'll pay attention next time. We should always give them a chance to grow."

"Then who knows?"

"..."

The wind blew past her ear, and Xiao Huo's voice beneath her brought Hong Li back to her senses: "If Xiao Huo had known that Daddy was coming to see Mommy off, she should have spent more time on the way."

"You think you know so much?"

Hongli glanced at her daughter, looking displeased: "You really want to send your mother away? Aren't you afraid she'll be taken away?"

"No, Dad seems to be a gentle person just like Mom!"

"Ha, if he hears that, he'll think you're insulting him."

"Eh?"

A question mark appeared on Xiao Huo's head, but she didn't think much of it: "Oh right, Xiao Huo is a big sister now! A little brother has come out of Aunt Xiao Yun's little crane egg."

Aunt Xiaoyun was overjoyed, but she wanted to dye her little brother's hair the same blue as hers, but Sister Xiaoqi dissuaded her.

"Hmm, another poor little life has been born?"

Hongli nodded, expressionless: "I wonder how long he can survive under Xiaoyun's care..."