How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

Hongli snorted softly, pushed Heiyang away, her face flushed pink, and although she was cursing, her eyes were somewhat evasive.

She subconsciously tucked her slightly messy hair behind her ears, straightened her collar, and secretly glanced at Hei Yang out of the corner of her eye. She was surprised to find that his face was also red. She paused for a moment, then couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Pfft, hahaha, what a loser! Trying to put on a brave face, huh! Hahahaha!"

Hongli couldn't hold back any longer. She laughed and waved her hand, "Alright, alright, I believe this is your first time in a relationship. There's no need for further proof."

"Damn, what do you mean? You didn't believe me just now?"

"No, no, it's just... hahahaha!"

Seeing Hei Yang's exasperated expression, Hong Li laughed even harder.

"anyway……"

Suddenly, Hei Yang's expression calmed down, and he said calmly, "It's been half a year since we last met. I can't tell if you've grown taller or not, but you have definitely grown up, that's for sure."

Hongli: "???"

"You fucking know, you can even tell that?"

Hongli's eyes widened, she lowered her head, and blinked: "Seriously?"

"real."

"About how many?"

"I think he's gotten this much bigger..."

"Wow! So many?!"

I think it's about the same!

"Hehehe... Damn, what am I even talking to you about!"

Hongli conjured a ball of cold water in each hand and slapped it hard on her face to forcefully calm her burning cheeks.

"Speaking of which, um..."

Cold water streamed down Hong Li's cheeks, and her expression gradually returned to calm: "Is it really okay for you to tell me something like this?"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang turned his head, puzzled: "What is it? Something about growing up?"

"Damn it! Don't play dumb, it's about your past life."

Hong Li didn't give Hei Yang a chance to change the subject. She held up one finger and said seriously, "What if one day I betray you or something, and leak your secrets, attracting a bunch of people to hunt you down?"

"So, why am I being hunted down just because my secret was exposed?"

Hei Yang tilted his head: "You people discriminate against people from other places?"

"No, I'm a true local now, so chasing me won't do any good. After all, I can't go back to my original world."

"Oh dear, they just don't know that!"

"But you know what, oh, if you're going to be a surrenderist, why don't you give us all the information? You're just a fence-sitter, aren't you?"

"I don't care, someone's after you anyway, who cares what their purpose is?"

Hong Li casually said, "Just think of them as someone who wants to invade your past life's world and plunder the good comics!"

"It feels like only you could do something like this..."

"Stop talking nonsense and answer me now! Seriously!"

"What's the point of answering that? Just send it."

Hei Yang shrugged, looking completely innocent, and said, "If you wanted me dead someday, there are plenty of ways to do it. You could just poison me or something and I'd be knocked out. Do you think I'd be wary of you?"

"Wow, no way, we can't give up on this problem!"

Hongli's face was full of disappointment: "At least have some will to live, okay? If you die this time, you're really dead!"

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang said nonchalantly, "Honestly, if one day even you betray me, I can't think of any point in continuing to live in this world."

"..."

Hong Li's heart skipped a beat, and she panicked a little: "Pah, what nonsense are you spouting..."

"You were the one who said that first."

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"And their attitude in admitting their mistakes?"

"what?"

Hong Li raised her head, looking displeased: "Seriously, Young Master Hei Yang? According to the principle of 'surrender and not kill,' once one side admits their mistake, they can't continue to attack, okay? You've broken the rules!"

"Um...actually..."

Hei Yang's lips curled into a smile: "I suddenly remembered, didn't you say before that you would do whatever I said to make up for making me worry for more than twenty days? Is that right?"

"Haha? How could that be!"

Hong Li grinned, but cold sweat trickled down her forehead: "Hei Yang, you must have gotten it all wrong. How could I have said such nonsense?"

Hei Yang smiled but remained silent.

"Damn it! You bastard..."

Hong Li broke through her defenses: "That's a separate matter, how could you bring that up!"

Think about it, when you get drugged and made to drink, you make me worry more than I make you worry.

I haven't even done anything to you yet, and you're already accusing me of being the villain!

"Then what you said, let's keep things separate."

Hei Yang shrugged: "At most, I'll unconditionally agree to one thing from you, and you'll unconditionally agree to one thing from me, is that alright?"

"Okay, then my request is..."

Without hesitation, Hong Li blurted out, "Hei Yang, I command you not to command me!"

"Are you trying to exploit a loophole here?"

Hei Yang waved his hand: "That doesn't count, let's choose another one."

"Why can't it be counted?"

"It just doesn't count!"

"Tch, then I command you, Black Sun, you must quickly cultivate to the Nascent Soul stage!"

"Let's get back to the issue of exploiting vulnerabilities!"

"Damn, you can't take a joke, huh!"

Hongli gently kicked Heiyang with her little foot: "I see now, you're the kind of person who wants the benefits but doesn't want to pay any price, right!"

"No, you mean the request you made? Would I do something like that if it were something a human could do?"

Black Sun Bear shrugged: "Couldn't you at least suggest something within my capabilities, like something I can do right now?"

"Oh ho?"

Hong Li raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms: "Then I'd like to know. What trivial request do you want me to make that I can actually fulfill?"

Hei Yang: "Guess?"

Hongli: "???"

"You're fucking crazy... wait..."

Hongli suddenly widened her eyes, hugged her knees, and looked wary: "Don't scare me, you really intend for me to wear all that stuff in that storage bag?"

"Hey, you still understand me."

Hei Yang smiled brightly, but in Hong Li's eyes he seemed like a devil: "I made that for you myself, it's filled with the warmth of a boyfriend, wearing it will definitely make you feel very safe!"

"Don't give me that! Wearing that thing makes me feel incredibly insecure!"

Hong Li pointed at Hei Yang, expressionless: "Especially wearing that thing in front of you, forget about feeling safe, it's just full of a sense of crisis!"

"Well, it's a birthday present I prepared for you, after all."

Hei Yang curled his lip: "Are you really that heartless?"

"Heh, there are always people who come up with a pretext, using other things, like birthdays, to do some wicked things."

Hong Li sneered repeatedly: "If that's the case, I've also prepared a birthday present for you. Want to try it out?"

"Ok?"

Hearing that Hong Li had also prepared a gift for him, Hei Yang was both surprised and delighted. The delight was self-evident—it was a sweet little treat, those who know, know. The surprise stemmed from the fear that Hong Li might pull some trick and send him away again…

"that……"

Hei Yang cautiously probed, "Could you give me a hint?"

"Heh, a surprise? How could it be?"

Hong Li smiled slightly: "I made it myself, and it's full of the warmth of a girlfriend."