How can one become an immortal with such laziness?

"uh-huh."

"Then write a 10,000-word reflection and hand it in tonight for me to check."

Teacher Hei Yang earnestly assigned the homework, saying: "The requirements are: neat handwriting, sincere emotions, and a certain understanding of the main idea of ​​the article. You should also think about what kind of mood the author was in when writing this article."

At the same time, the excessive frequency of ellipses in the text is clearly due to the author's own considerations. Please briefly explain what the ellipses represent in this context.

Tip: You can refer to the historical context and the author's own experiences.

"You must be out of your mind."

Hongli rolled her eyes, twisted her body, moved next to Heiyang, sat cross-legged, poked Heiyang's cheek with her finger, and looked annoyed.

"So, aren't you going to explain this to me about reincarnation and all that? Are you sure you're not going to throw a first-person biography or something?"

"Can't you tell if it's my diary or not?"

Hei Yang was too lazy to move, letting Hong Li pull his face: "Isn't it written very clearly on it?"

"No, I want to hear it from you yourself."

Hongli urged impatiently, "Hurry up, hurry up, tell me a story, tell me a story!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang drawled, his tone helpless, "I don't have any story. My story all started when I met you..."

"Alas---"

Hongli couldn't help but shudder, getting goosebumps from Heiyang's lewd remarks: "Be serious, stop with the nonsense!"

"Hmm, it's very simple. I was originally born in another world and lived a different life."

The black sheep succinctly stated: "Then you grow up, then you die, and then you prepare to be reincarnated."

There is no concept of reincarnation in our world, but in that world, after people die, their souls are absorbed into the underworld.

Then, after drinking the soup given by Meng Po, one forgets both their past and present lives and is reborn with a new identity; the good are reborn as humans, the wicked as animals, and so on...

Because of some minor mishaps, I didn't properly drink the Meng Po soup at the time, and was somehow squeezed into the reincarnation queue.

Then, because I didn't get to properly drink the soup, the cycle of reincarnation didn't want me, this second-hand goods, so they threw me out again in a daze, and that's how I ended up in our world now.

That old lady with all those question marks was Granny Meng, the one who came to give me the nourishing soup. You'll know what happened next.

"That's... gone?"

Hongli tilted her head: "Go on, what about your past life? You're not going to talk about it, are you? You're going to hide it, are you? You don't love me anymore, do you?"

"Don't yell, there's really nothing to say about the past life."

Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and sighed, "It's not enough to fill a chapter or two."

"what?"

Hongli looked suspicious: "Are you sure? Is it because you weren't a good person in your past life, so you're afraid to tell the truth... Wait!"

Hongli suddenly realized something crucial and looked at Heiyang with a look of horror.

"So, you've already lived a lifetime. In your past life, you might have been an old man or an old man..."

Hong Li looked terrified: "Wow, you're a pervert! How could you do this to me, a girl who's only sixteen... no, only seventeen? What a terrifying lolicon!"

"Hey, don't just label me and slander me like that!"

Hei Yang said unhappily, "I was only sixteen when I was born in my previous life, which is not even as old as you in this life. Rounding it up, it's clearly you, the old cow, eating the young grass!"

Hongli: "???"

"What kind of rounding is this? Even if it's sixteen, sixteen plus seventeen equals thirty-three! That's still middle-aged!"

"Oh, so you can calculate your mental age like that!"

"Wow, how would I know? I haven't been reincarnated, so why would I secretly retain my memories!"

"I don't care, I'm not an old man anyway."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Everyone knows that sixteen plus seventeen equals seventeen. Don't ask, the answer is that I'm forever young!"

"Ah?"

"What?!"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's bewildered expression and sneered, "Got it? You think I'm too old, huh? You're going to abandon me now that I'm old and faded, aren't you!"

"Ah this..."

Hong Li was stunned, not expecting Hei Yang to be able to launch a counterattack. She stammered, "No, don't misunderstand, I just..."

"You just dislike me, you think I'm too old, waaaaah, I'm being disliked, waaaah..."

"Damn it, can't you be a man for once?!"

Hong Li almost lost her composure. She gently kicked Hei Yang to bring him back to his senses: "Even the reincarnation didn't want you. They threw you out with disgust, but I picked up this little piece of trash and treated you like a treasure. You think I look down on you?"

"You really don't mind me?"

"You don't mind, you don't mind, are you satisfied now?"

"I don't believe you, write it down."

"Damn it, don't push your luck!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang and pressed her hands on his shoulders, staring into his eyes: "Tell me honestly, before you met me, including in your past life, how many girls did you date? Don't lie to me, I can tell!"

"No, not at all in my past life."

Hei Yang said truthfully, "You are my first love, both lifetimes combined."

"Ah?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Really?"

"I can draw up a written agreement."

Seeing Hei Yang's upright and fearless demeanor, Hong Li couldn't help but smile, feeling secretly pleased: "Then I'll trust you this once."

"You can always trust Black Sun!"

"Tsk tsk, that's hard to say."

(End of this chapter)

Chapter 133 Don't make unfounded accusations, don't generalize. Our world is like that too; just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

"But looking at your childish appearance, I can guess that you were a little kid in your past life too."

Hongli felt relieved, released Heiyang's shoulders, and gently pushed him with her fingers, causing him to slump back onto the bed.

"I was just testing you, trying to see if you would tell the truth. Hmm, your performance was so-so, barely passable!"

"What an honor."

"Don't you dare make sarcastic remarks about me!"

"You think you can just say no and then not allow it?"

"Climb...wait, don't climb yet, I still have a lot of questions to ask."

Hong Li frowned, opened the diary, pointed to the words on it, and said seriously, "Also, what's going on here?"

Why does this sound so negative and world-weary? This goes far beyond just giving up!

I feel like you're exhibiting a self-destructive tendency right now!

As she spoke, Hong Li's tone became somewhat serious; she needed to figure this out!

She couldn't allow Hei Yang to be hiding anything she didn't know, especially since it was clearly a case of psychological flaw. She had to find out!

Although Hei Yang may have overcome her psychological barriers, she is still afraid that one day the other person might suddenly have a seizure or something like that...

She didn't want a gloomy, sad Black Sun; she wanted to laugh with him for the rest of her life!

"Well, it's normal for an infant to be in a completely unfamiliar place, all alone and with no way to protect themselves..."

Hei Yang slowly sat up, his eyes darting around, but when he saw Hong Li's serious eyes, his body stiffened abruptly, and he could no longer utter any perfunctory words.

"Okay, I admit it, my words in my past life..."

Yeah, I wasn't as happy living as I am now...

Hei Yang was a little uneasy, and he quickly explained, "Don't misunderstand, I really don't want to hide anything from you, I just don't want to dump your problems. After all, those things happened a long time ago, and there's no need to bring them up again..."

Really, believe me, I have no secrets from you if you really want to know…

"Explain what..."

Hongli's imposing manner softened, and she turned her head away somewhat embarrassedly: "Of course I know you haven't been hiding anything from me, it's just, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"Ugh, can't I just say I care about you? Why do you have to force me to say it out loud?!"

Hongli said, embarrassed and annoyed, "What kind of lovers are we if we're just laughing and joking together? We should share the painful things too!"

"..."